Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 18:36:43 September 30, 2013 18:36:43

Taking their sh-t to the children’s soccer game (Dlisted

Taylor Swift is still looking for her lobster (Too Fab

Why does a burger need to be sold by a sexy girl? I’d eat a burger anytime!? (The Superficial

Brad Pitt on a tank (Just Jared

Selena’s version of Miley (Hollywood Tuna

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse frolic in Hawaii (Pop Sugar

LOVE this Rihanna cover (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Pine and Benedict Cumberbatch are friends (Socialite Life

Jada Pinkett Smith on addiction (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Ashley Greene and her boyfriend (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Carey goes dark…and sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 17:31:45 September 30, 2013 17:31:45
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Carey Mulligan attended the NY premiere of Inside Llewyn Davis this weekend. Her hair is dark now. Later on, she let it down to perform at The Town Hall for the Another Day, Another Time concert, celebrating folk music. Her husband Marcus Mumford was on stage too (he worked on the Llewyn Davis soundtrack) – though not with her so, supposedly, she sang with Elvis Costello (not pictured). Full Story

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It was a hand-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 16:25:15 September 30, 2013 16:25:15
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Brad Pitt took his twins, Vivienne and Knox, to Legoland in England this weekend. I love his hair like this. It’s hot. So much hotter. And younger too. But that’s not the point… The point is that, at least in this case, there’s finally an answer to me obsessing with how the Brange makes their child outing decisions. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: No signs of pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 15:51:01 September 30, 2013 15:51:01
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Jennifer Aniston hit up the spa the other day in a really good outfit – good hat, good shirt, good shoes. I’ll try to zoom that sh-t as much as possible so that you can fully eyeball the pregnancy region. If you recall, US Weekly is claiming she’s pregnant and won’t confirm until the 6th month. Full Story

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Katie’s new role, and it’s not tap dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 15:01:39 September 30, 2013 15:01:39
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Did you catch that in Tina Fey’s monologue on Saturday Night Live? She was telling the new cast members that dancing for the host is part of the job. Then she replayed all the times she had to jazz hand it during her 9 years as a regular player on the show. And she remembered how Will Ferrell had to tap dance for o the same…for Katie Holmes, because Katie Holmes can’t tap. Full Story

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Tina and the new cast members

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 14:43:43 September 30, 2013 14:43:43

Saturday Night Live kicked off a new season on Saturday with host Tina Fey and several new cast members. One woman…and all white. So after 39 seasons, you know, take comfort in the fact that not much has changed. Well, at least it didn’t suck. How could it suck with Tina around? And Jesse Pinkman? Everyone’s favourite sketch was Girls and Blerta (Kate McKinnon was so good in that). Full Story

Masters Of Sex pilot review

Duana Posted by Duana at September 30, 2013 14:17:53 September 30, 2013 14:17:53

Here’s what I know you want to know – is this show clinical and kind of boring, or sexy enough to be titillating viewing, or something in the middle? One of the things that happens is that dudes who say “How does Wesley Snipes from 30 Rock get to have women like Kate Beckinsale and Rachel McAdams?” will continue to say that. Full Story

Mila Kunis too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 14:06:38 September 30, 2013 14:06:38
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We were just talking about Katy Perry’s attraction to John Mayer’s “genius”. And now here’s Mila Kunis, arriving at LAX with Ashton Kutcher yesterday after hitting up Toronto’s Just For Laughs Festival where she performed a Family Guy reading with other members of the cast. Full Story

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Katy Perry loves a “genius”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 13:09:53 September 30, 2013 13:09:53

Katy Perry covers the new issue of BILLBOARD. 5 years ago, when Katy Perry first broke out, did you think that she would go on to become “the first woman, and second artist overall following Michael Jackson, in the 55-year history of the BILLBOARD Hot 100 to send five songs from the same album to No. Full Story

Hello, Homeland.

Duana Posted by Duana at September 30, 2013 12:59:10 September 30, 2013 12:59:10

Homeland Season 3 Episode 1 recap Nothing is, anymore. There’s only what was and isn’t any longer. It’s that weird, quiet space in the aftermath, and the show doesn’t squirm away from it. It’s there. Firstly, there isn’t the CIA. Obviously. It was summarily blown up. Full Story

Doing it through the underwear hole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 12:51:39 September 30, 2013 12:51:39

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either. When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Full Story