Let’s play a game of Mystery House Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 15:10:01 October 1, 2013 15:10:01

There’s a £3 million property for sale in London. It’s 3,200 sq ft. It’s ADORABLE. And, rumour has it, it belongs to a well-known actress. I won’t tell you who this is until tomorrow. Today, we enjoy the house porn and we guess. Deal? You know what I like about it? Although these photos are most certainly staged, it doesn’t seem fake. Full Story

So…Jay didn’t listen to the GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 14:39:27 October 1, 2013 14:39:27

Look. It’s the cover of the November issue of Vanity Fair featuring Moses Martin’s Uncle Jay. What? But Gwyneth Paltrow, didn’t she send a note out to all her homies telling them to boycott the magazine? That report came from The New York Times Full Story

Chris Hemsworth: Thor Forever?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 1, 2013 14:21:16 October 1, 2013 14:21:16
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Despite an aggressive ad campaign that leaned heavily on Chris Hemsworth’s flowing blonde locks, Ron Howard’s movie about Formula 1 drivers, Rush, had a barely acceptable opening of just under $10.3 million. Starring Hemsworth and Daniel Bruhl, Rush is a decent movie, especially the racing scenes, but let’s not pretend like anyone in the US gives a sh*t about F1—it was never going to make money here. Full Story

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 13:32:22 October 1, 2013 13:32:22
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Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

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October 1, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 13:17:06 October 1, 2013 13:17:06

Sarah! You have a good head for shaving! Big ups to you for buzzing it all off in support of the Cops For Cancer Ride and raising enough money to send one child to Camp Good Times. Mom said you’d like some Chris Pine. Well, you earned him!  And for Jilly from Stacy – Happy 40th Birthday! Mine has been great so far especially since my brown star has been really generous. Full Story

Monday, September 30, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Was it a happy ending? However you’d classify it, it certainly wasn’t a weak ending. Expectation can kill a series finale and holy sh-t, Breaking Bad was facing some Expectations. What I have always loved most about Breaking Bad however is that it never succumbed to the need to “explain” evil in a way that provides comfort for those who need to believe there’s a root cause for everything. Evil is its own root cause and no religion will ever make that better. Sometimes being bad just feels good – how’s that for a reason?

We have a lot of TV to talk about. There’s what happened to Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. And Homeland. And… Masters Of Sex! Also a fresh blind. And Paris Fashion Week in LifeStyle and Tina Fey opens a new season of Saturday Night Live, partly as Farrah Fawcett. Big week ahead. It’s premiere week. Have you caught up on Scandal yet?!?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Scots love a Filthy James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 20:18:26 September 30, 2013 20:18:26
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Over in Scotland, they’re all over James McAvoy’s new film Filth. It opened at #1 over there, one of the biggest British film premieres of all time, and even bigger than X-Men: First Class. Aaaaand they still don’t know what to do with it here in North America. Are our moviegoers less sophisticated or are we less dirty? I WANT DIRTY. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 18:36:43 September 30, 2013 18:36:43

Taking their sh-t to the children’s soccer game (Dlisted

Taylor Swift is still looking for her lobster (Too Fab

Why does a burger need to be sold by a sexy girl? I’d eat a burger anytime!? (The Superficial

Brad Pitt on a tank (Just Jared

Selena’s version of Miley (Hollywood Tuna

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse frolic in Hawaii (Pop Sugar

LOVE this Rihanna cover (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Pine and Benedict Cumberbatch are friends (Socialite Life

Jada Pinkett Smith on addiction (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Ashley Greene and her boyfriend (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Carey goes dark…and sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 17:31:45 September 30, 2013 17:31:45
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Carey Mulligan attended the NY premiere of Inside Llewyn Davis this weekend. Her hair is dark now. Later on, she let it down to perform at The Town Hall for the Another Day, Another Time concert, celebrating folk music. Her husband Marcus Mumford was on stage too (he worked on the Llewyn Davis soundtrack) – though not with her so, supposedly, she sang with Elvis Costello (not pictured). Full Story

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It was a hand-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 16:25:15 September 30, 2013 16:25:15
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Brad Pitt took his twins, Vivienne and Knox, to Legoland in England this weekend. I love his hair like this. It’s hot. So much hotter. And younger too. But that’s not the point… The point is that, at least in this case, there’s finally an answer to me obsessing with how the Brange makes their child outing decisions. Full Story