Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 15:45:02 March 24, 2014 15:45:02
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My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept cracking up over the expression, “pregnant for” someone. Full Story

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Maybe it was for award season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 14:27:34 March 24, 2014 14:27:34
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The last we heard of Kate Hudson, she and Matt Bellamy were having problems in their relationship. She hadn’t been wearing her ring. And even PEOPLE was reporting that she and Bellamy were estranged. If PEOPLE was willing to go there, it had to have been subtly sanctioned. Full Story

Adam Wasn’t Even in the First Act

Duana Posted by Duana at March 24, 2014 14:17:38 March 24, 2014 14:17:38
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Girls Season 3 Episode 12 recap Oh my God, Ray used the term “assignations”. On purpose and casually. I am in love. A few – really a bunch –of years ago, the popular term to describe your character-driven, often female-oriented show, was “dramedy”. Then, as the rise of the male anti-hero…rose, the idea of shows that were less than fantastic in scope fell out of fashion and the word dramedy, especially, became a dirty word. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.15: “Claimed”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 24, 2014 13:18:22 March 24, 2014 13:18:22
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 15 recap. It’s the penultimate episode. Potential SPOILERS. Well obviously my new favorite person is Doctor Mullet who talks about zombie dinosaurs and videogames and looks like someone said “post-apocalyptic Kenny Powers” as a character description. Full Story

Porny gets to keep the cheque

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 13:02:44 March 24, 2014 13:02:44
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Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque. Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

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March 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 12:48:22 March 24, 2014 12:48:22

Avery! Happy 29th Birthday! Hope this makes up for you not getting presents and drinks this year…since Alex told me you asked all your friends to make a donation to charity instead. LOVE this. And it’s such a graceful way to end a decade. May that good luck carry you forward to the next. Full Story

Friday, March 21, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Yes. It DOES always have to end up in a big, giant dance battle. That’s how Britney and Justin ended. Which is good enough for me. I was in a meeting the other day and we were talking about movies. My contribution to that discussion was that I would never hate on a dance movie.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 19:57:06 March 21, 2014 19:57:06

Sasha Finds fuchsia in Lifestyle

In the future a lot of kids are going to know about their parents’ sex tapes (Dlisted)

Ummm…do you know where that money’s been? (The Superficial)

Today in If I Had Rihanna’s Body I Would Wear That Too (Just Jared)

There’s a Justin Bieber joke in here but I just can’t come up with it (TooFab)

Anna Kendrick’s high neck and structured shoulder dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Andrew Garfield looks really hot in a wetshirt (Pop Sugar

Benedict Cumberbatch takes the stage (Cele|bitchy)

I would be so pissed if I was the bride (Evil Beet Gossip)

I am so bored by Lady Gaga right now  (Towleroad)

I hate this dress on Scarlett Johansson (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh needs a hug today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 18:56:22 March 21, 2014 18:56:22

We have a policy here at LaineyGossip. We don’t refer to Kanye West’s fiancée by name. We try not to refer to her at all. Once in a while, some of you, under influence of drugs or temporary psychosis, will force Sasha to find an outfit that she’s worn or whatever, but we don’t soil the main gossip page like that. Full Story

Live action Jem? Really?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 21, 2014 17:46:40 March 21, 2014 17:46:40

Jem. Jem is excitement. Jem is adventure. Glamour, glitter, fashion, fame. Check, check, check, check. Jem was by far the favored game to play at recess when I was a kid, mainly because there were awesome songs to sing approximately every five minutes. I favoured “Hey Babe” myself, but I know you’re supposed to say “Twilight in Paris” is your favourite. Full Story