Happy Anniversary, Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 19:20:46 April 23, 2014 19:20:46
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You know what yesterday was? It was the one year anniversary of “Do you know my name?” Or, as the brilliant Michael K at Dlisted would say, Laura Jean Poon’s birthday. And she bounced back as quickly as James Franco did when he perved on a teenager on social media. Full Story

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OVER HERE, George Clooney!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 18:30:41 April 23, 2014 18:30:41
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Stacy Keibler is pregnant. I’m not sure that George Clooney knows this. She might not know if he knows this. So here she is at the ELLE Annual Women In Music celebration in LA last night trying her best to belly-cup her baby bump. This may be a world record. For what? The earliest in her pregnancy that a woman has ever attempted to belly-cup. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 17:44:25 April 23, 2014 17:44:25

You already know that Justin Bieber is a goddamn fool. But also…he can’t write in English. (Dlisted)

Haven’t seen Jim Sturgess in a while (Just Jared)

This is not Tom Cruise’s girlfriend and Xenu doesn’t hate gays, so says Tom Cruise’s not-girlfriend (The Superficial)

Mischa Barton’s fall from fashion heaven (Hollywood Tuna)

Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long on the red carpet (Pop Sugar)

Justin Theroux is all up in Jennifer Aniston’s money? (Cele|bitchy)

Fine, Gisele. FINE. You can do it all, are you happy now?!?! (Too Fab)

Snoop Nordiques! (Hollywood PQ)

I totally forgot Kelly Clarkson is pregnant (Pink is the new Blog)

I can’t believe people still care whether or not Mulder and Scully love each other in real life (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
 

Is James Franco corrupting art?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 16:51:06 April 23, 2014 16:51:06

There’s a new James Franco exhibit at Pace Gallery in New York. It’s a big deal to be at Pace. Which, I suppose, means that your sh-t has to be good. Or at least that’s what it used to mean. Franco’s work is, he claims, an homage to Cindy Sherman’s Untitled Film Stills in which she shot herself in the stereotypical roles relegated to women – the more she produced, the louder her message: cinematically, women continue to be treated as second class citizens. Full Story

14 and under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 16:39:04 April 23, 2014 16:39:04

This is what I always say about Avril Lavigne: her fan base never grows with her. So she has to keep going back to mining from the 14 and under demo. That’s the only age range that will appreciate –if that’s the word – her new video for the song Hello Kitty, which actually includes this line: “Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties. Full Story

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The Cambridges on the 1s and 2s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 16:15:55 April 23, 2014 16:15:55
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The Cambridges, William and Catherine, continued their tour of Australia today in Adelaide where they got down with the young people, visiting a skate park and the youth community centre. Part of the day included a DJ lesson and both Will and Kate practised scratching. Here’s the video: People who aren’t DJs look like idiots when they try to DJ. Full Story

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Poetry & Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 15:42:00 April 23, 2014 15:42:00
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As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch black and white movies. Full Story

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Courtside priorities

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 15:06:15 April 23, 2014 15:06:15

#WeTheNorth Jacek’s right. If I want a team to win, I have to get as far away from them as possible. As expected, Drake was courtside at the Raptors game last night to watch the Northern Uprising even the series against the Brooklyn Nets. Now I’m curious to know if he’ll travel with the team to New York for the next game on Friday. Full Story

Frankie Barrymore Kopelman.

Duana Posted by Duana at April 23, 2014 14:49:53 April 23, 2014 14:49:53
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For someone who purports not to care about names, Lainey kind of nails it. Because when it comes to the newly-minted Frankie Barrymore Kopelman, while I had standard issue grumbles about “Ugh with the boys’ names for girls as though they’re better, nobody’s naming their sons Abigail” and “Wow, Olive is sure going to know which one Mommy thought was going to be the ‘fun’ daughter”, Lainey cut right to the quick of it: “Frankie is just so her. Full Story

Most Beautiful Lupita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 13:38:55 April 23, 2014 13:38:55

PEOPLE Magazine’s Most Beautiful issue has been released. And who is the Most Beautiful of them all? Lupita Nyong’o! Could there be anyone else? It’s been a good couple of days for Lupita. Sh-t, it’s been a great year for Lupita. Six weeks ago she won the Oscar. Full Story

April 23, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 13:20:16 April 23, 2014 13:20:16

“Happy Birthday Martina from S.” (By request attached – Paris and Fassbender.) To Michelle with love from your sister Catherine – Happy Birthday! She says she’s worry that your card and present are late again but perhaps this will make up for it? Or Taylor Kitsch will make up for it? And for 14 year old Scooter, a grand dame who’s saying goodbye – just looking at your photo I know you’ve been well loved and that you’ve loved back equally hard in return. Full Story