Surprise, You and Anne Hathaway Were On a Break

Dean Posted by Dean at January 24, 2014 15:27:37 January 24, 2014 15:27:37
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It seems to me that the problem with Anne Hathaway, and the reason for her post-Les Miserables backlash, is that she doesn’t really know how to not revel in the spotlight. She milks it. Which isn’t really that offensive, but it rubs people the wrong way. Well, now she’s proving this more than ever because, according to her, she spent the past year trying to hide out, feeling that people “needed a break”  Full Story

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Rehab for PR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:02:16 January 24, 2014 15:02:16
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We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

Smirk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:38:25 January 24, 2014 14:38:25
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Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

January 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:19:58 January 24, 2014 14:19:58

Alison – you’re amazing. You’re going through this sh-ttiness with such grace and humour. So while I there are probably So.Many.Other.Things you’d rather be doing on Tuesday, please know that you have friends who are thinking of you, right there with you, supporting you. Good luck and stay strong. Full Story

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how does JB respond?

Oh. DUI.

A few years ago, every night we all went to bed - or didn't go to bed - wondering what would happen to Britney Spears at 3am. Then it was Lindsay Lohan's turn. And now the escalation of Justin Bieber.

Surprise? Please. You were waiting for it. Because the child star who doesn't end up f-cked up is the EXCEPTION. I mean, at this point Taylor Swift is an exception. Which makes her exceptional. How does that make you feel?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Everyone loves Lupita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 22:00:16 January 23, 2014 22:00:16
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Lupita Nyong'o sat courtside at the Knicks game yesterday and everyone wanted a piece of her. Look. She's the most popular girl at MSG. She's the most popular girl on the award circuit. Even more popular than Jennifer Lawrence since people (unfairly, arguably) seem to be tired of the Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Starring Connie Britton’s Staff

Duana Posted by Duana at January 23, 2014 21:09:15 January 23, 2014 21:09:15
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Lainey calls the concept of  those who got the role vs. those who almost did Hollywood Sliding Doors. Like what if A had been sick so B gave the better audition? Or if actor 1 had met someone important instead of actor 2? Would we all be watching Kirk Cameron be nominated for an Oscar for The Wolf Of Wall Street? But I prefer a different game -- the LA Postman Knocks Twice game. Full Story

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Meanwhile...Selena...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 20:51:59 January 23, 2014 20:51:59
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All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but are you getting back together with him next week? Because his managers will probably be begging her to put on a united front with him next week, just like that f-cking smile in that mugshot. Full Story

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Where are my bloody pirates?!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2014 20:10:21 January 23, 2014 20:10:21
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I have dragons. I’m happy with the dragons. Dragons are coming out the pop culture wazoo right now, and I love it. But I don’t have any pirates. Rather, the pirates I do have are stupid, and I want better ones. (Exception: Gideon Defoe’s The Pirates! series, and adaptations thereof. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 19:48:19 January 23, 2014 19:48:19

Sasha Finds celebrity earrings and Taylor Swift’s style in LifeStyle

Patti Labelle the dictionary (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf put a lot of words together and tried to find a meaning… and still plagiarised (The Superficial)

When Sofia sleeps she’s still sexy (Too Fab)

Sienna, Tom, and Marlowe at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Lupita danced with Benedict (Celebitchy)

This colour looks great against this colour (Just Jared)

This isn’t a sledgehammer. And much less interesting (Hollywood Tuna)

Old school Madonna (Towleroad)

Why should she be embarrassed? The dog had to pee (Popoholic)

The Team USA uniform is really, really busy (Go Fug Yourself)

Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed.

Duana Posted by Duana at January 23, 2014 17:20:31 January 23, 2014 17:20:31
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Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all.  Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down the chain from Maddie through Maya . Full Story