January 6, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2014 13:34:11 January 6, 2014 13:34:11

Crystal! Happy Belated 28th Birthday! Hope you enjoyed your first birthday weekend with your husband. By request, here’s Taylor Kitsch. To Aish from Stacey – new year, new job...Congratulations! It’s definitely your year. Anderson Cooper thinks so too. Look at the confidence in his face. Full Story

Friday, January 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It was officially 2014 on Wednesday. But to me it won’t really feel like the new year until Monday. Give me one last weekend!

No. Not if you’re GOOP. The first newsletter of the year has been posted. And, of course, it’s about f-cking detoxing. God, Gwyneth. Can we just have a few more days? That chickpea soup isn’t making me excited about anything. All I want to do when I see that chickpea soup is hate life.

My anti-GOOP message to you is to indulge from now until Monday morning. Then we go straight into award season prep. We’re only 9 days away from the Golden Globes, OMG!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 17:52:49 January 3, 2014 17:52:49

Blog returns to regular non-holiday posting schedule on Monday. Have a great weekend!

Ricky Martin is single but Michael K is right – his sons really do have AMAZING hair (Dlisted)

But would a Full House reunion be the same without Michelle? (FishWrapper)

Jane Seymour in a bikini (The Superficial)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn eating in Mexico…and they didn’t talk much which, why is that a surprise? (Just Jared)

Ryan Seacrest on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev’s flirty eyes and a cute boy (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling puts up with KFed Jr’s cheating because he’s a sex addict or because she stupidly didn’t sign a prenup? (Cele|bitchy)

How many people is Brandi Glanville picking fights with? (Reality Tea)

I’m not feeling Charlize Theron in period costume (Moe Jackson)

See? It’s that same side on Ariana Grande (Go Fug Yourself)

Sara & Iker have a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 17:44:32 January 3, 2014 17:44:32
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Splash

Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas are parents. According to Spanish reports, it’s a baby boy called Martin. There appears to be an official confirmation on his fan page too. Click here to see. This is what I slacked on in 2013. Full Story

Movies with friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 17:34:21 January 3, 2014 17:34:21
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Mr Photoman / Splash News

Jon Hamm and Adam Scott are doing like many of us are during the holidays – bingeing on movies! (Also, romance novels. Maybe that’s just me. But I’ve exhausted an entire year’s supply of YA love stories in 10 days.) Last night, Hamm and his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt were joined by Scott and his wife Naomi. Full Story

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Vintage Beyonce Girl Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 15:03:22 January 3, 2014 15:03:22

People were criticising Beyonce earlier this week for using the Challenger audio in one of her songs. And they’re criticising her today because she posed like Jesus in front of The Last Supper and posted it on Instagram:  Full Story

Are you sure?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2014 14:24:09 January 3, 2014 14:24:09
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WENN

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went riding around on Segways yesterday near his home in Calabasas. I thought she was over this. You thought she was over this. TMZ thought she was (finally) over this. Clearly, she is not over this. Selena, as previously reported Full Story

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! The first major story of 2014 …was Kaley Cuoco’s New Year’s Eve wedding. Is that a sign of what’s to come? If so, we need an upgrade. Cuoco and her now-husband were juuuust fresh off Henry Cavill six months ago.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2014 17:39:26 January 2, 2014 17:39:26

Cameron Diaz mixes up vulva and vagina (Dlisted)

Yep. This is indeed a really gross selfie (FishWrapper)

More of Katie Holmes in Miami (The Superficial)

Kirsten Dunst signs with L’Oreal (Just Jared)

Cara Delevingne at the pay phone (Hollywood Tuna)

Lady Gaga for Versace: is this what Donatella sees when she looks in the mirror? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling pretends the cheating never happened (Cele|bitchy)

This bikini seems really complicated (Popoholic)

Aaron Rodgers says he’s not gay (Towleroad)

Beyonce’s NYE (Hollywood PQ)