Fifty Shades of lip touching

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 16:27:39 November 13, 2013 16:27:39

Entertainment Weekly has the first photos of Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” as Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey in Fifty Shades Of Grey, now pushed back 6 months to open in February for Valentine’s Day 2015. As you can see, Johnson’s Anastasia is all reticent and innocent sex. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg is not Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 16:16:52 November 13, 2013 16:16:52
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Valerie Macon/ Getty

Here’s Mark Wahlberg at the premiere of Lone Survivor last night. After the screening, he attended a Q&A and went off about actors comparing their lives and their preparation for film to what real soldiers and victims actually go through. “I don’t know it just hit me in a way that uh … I don’t know, it just really upset me that those guys were never gonna see their families again. Full Story

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Maleficent is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 15:20:44 November 13, 2013 15:20:44

The poster was released yesterday. Now the first teaser trailer. And... It's part Taylor Swift video, part Spice Girls Viva Forever (right?!?!), and part True Blood. There's a lot of True Blood flavour here, non? Obviously we're building here to a big reveal of Maleficent -- her voice, her face, her eyes. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence Catching Fire with Nicholas Hoult

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 15:10:59 November 13, 2013 15:10:59
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult got back together while they were working on the new X-Men movie in Montreal this summer. That's not the hard part. Staying close when your job keeps you close, inside a bubble, is easy. You see each other every day. There's no effort required. It's like playing house. Full Story

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November 13, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 14:53:46 November 13, 2013 14:53:46

Angela! Happy Birthday from your Work-Wife Grace who keeps lording that gossip t-shirt over you. Hoping that you’ll get yours next year. Would love to come back to Edmonton. In the meantime, Daniel Craig and Alexander Skarsgard will have to do. For Mandy – I’m sorry about Jake. Full Story

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

11.12.13

Good luck or bad luck? The Chinese Squawking Chicken says it’s OK, especially for those working in creative industries. Does that mean we’ll have a good day for gossip? Maybe George Clooney will pick more fights with people.

Mimi released her new single The Art Of Letting Go yesterday. And I spent the whole day telling people to “Go to Mimi on your contact, press delete”. The problem with this song is that she doesn’t bring it home. You expect it to be one of those old school jams where she really gives’er on the chorus right? Well, it never comes. What she does instead is drop vocabulary. The Art Of Letting Go … of Mimi’s favourite words is what she should have called it. Quick sample: trifling, exceedingly, audacity. I bet you she tried to fit “bleak” in there and couldn’t find room.

Click here to listen if you haven’t already.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

I wrote a book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 20:38:53 November 12, 2013 20:38:53

Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK!  The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now you know who the true star is here: the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

Gwyneth’s weekend with RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 20:32:02 November 12, 2013 20:32:02
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Mike Marsland/ Getty

And Jason Bateman and Joel Silver and Reese Witherspoon and Jon Favreau and Maya Rudolph and Gwen and Gavin… Oh and Justin Theroux. But not Jennifer Aniston. I guess she was busy. Because she and G are friends post-Pitt. Proof!  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 19:40:41 November 12, 2013 19:40:41

Angelina Jolie’s new horn poster (Dlisted)

Well, she got paid! Obviously! (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence on Miley Cyrus (FishWrapper)

MK and Ashley Olsen something something something about you being too dumb if you think they have it all (Cele|bitchy)

Ethereal Jessica Chastain on the cover of VOGUE (Just Jared)

Miley in wet slick pants (Hollywood Tuna)

How could they do this to Kerry Washington (Amy Grindhouse)

OK Jennifer Lawrence, you can wear the Smarties dress (Pop Sugar)

Uma Thurman in red (Popoholic)

I like the Flintstones hem on this dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Certain Friends Are Gross

Duana Posted by Duana at November 12, 2013 19:02:32 November 12, 2013 19:02:32

When Lainey asks me to write a Julia Roberts article I tend to know what I’m doing.   Find the most obnoxious comments, squee as I (legitimately) find the most positive spin on them, a winsome wink and a nod at the reader, job done. But this Marie Claire article is not that. It is written by Ryan Murphy, and it is the most fawning, awful, obsequious, grody blowjob and I bet it would embarrass her if she ever read it. Full Story