Pippa & Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 17:00:47 September 3, 2014 17:00:47
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Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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And so it begins: TIFF 2014

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 3, 2014 16:18:15 September 3, 2014 16:18:15

It’s September and summer is officially over, which means it’s time for festival season. Telluride has come and gone and Venice is underway, and now TIFF kicks off on the fourth, heralding the unofficial start of Oscar season (it’s pretty much year-round at this point, but TIFF is still when sh*t starts getting real Full Story

RDJ: TIFF, Scarjo, and Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 15:50:51 September 3, 2014 15:50:51
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TIFF 2014 opens tomorrow. Sarah’s preview for the festival will be posted shortly as an advance overview of the entire event. But the gala on Thursday night belongs to The Judge. Robert Downey Jr, the biggest movie star in the world, is opening TIFF. Shinan Govani wrote a piece for The Globe & Mail yesterday featuring RDJ and how, ten years ago, it would have been unlikely that he would be the guy, the guy coming to Toronto, as the prime time steak. Full Story

All in agreement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 15:06:48 September 3, 2014 15:06:48
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In the previous post, we discussed our different flavour preferences. Cumberbatch or The Riot Club. Robert Pattinson or Liam Hemsworth. The only way to move forward is to agree to disagree. But isn’t there someone we can ALL agree on? Who is the Universal? The undeniable. Pan. Full Story

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GQ Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 14:24:41 September 3, 2014 14:24:41
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Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing mom jeans as his suit actually fits him properly. Full Story

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The summer box office sucked

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 3, 2014 14:16:00 September 3, 2014 14:16:00

The summer box office, which was trending downward all season, officially blew chunks. Receipts were down 22.2% from last year, making this the worst summer movie season since 2005 (all numbers are for domestic box office, which is the case throughout, unless denoted otherwise). Full Story

September 3, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 13:36:13 September 3, 2014 13:36:13

“This is for Lorna and John Levac. In January of 2010 the newlyweds found out they were expecting their first baby. In the second trimester during a routine 20 week ultrasound doctors discovered the fetus was showing major developmental issues. They were referred to Mount Sinai Hospital’s high risk pregnancy team. Full Story

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Break is over!

Brange wedding photos! And Brad Pitt is waving his wedding ring around all over the place. Beyonce and JayZ are waving their happiness around all over the place. Venice is happening. TIFF is about to happen. And there’s a nude photo scandal.

But let’s ease in with the first day of school, OK?

Old School.

Will Ferrell and Luke Wilson sitting together at the US Open on the weekend. No earmuffs though. We must always be listening. To everything.

It’s already been a really great year for gossip. And George Clooney isn’t married yet. Ready?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 19:31:52 September 2, 2014 19:31:52


“Kurrent”. Brilliant. (Dlisted)

Way to deny it’s your ass by sh-tting on someone else’s ass, Ariana Grande. WHYYYY is Ariana Grande??? (Just Jared)

So, like, basically this confirms that Marky Mark’s wife hates her new sister-in-law, right? (The Superficial)

Prince William and Catherine went on a date night and touched (Cele|bitchy)

Diana Ross was at this wedding. And so was Porny. So that’s two ends of the spectrum. (Too Fab)

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale work out together (Hollywood Tuna)

Downton on fire (Towleroad)

Sofia Vergara and Joe Meatball went to Mexico for Labour Day (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart in LA for Labour Day (Popoholic)  

Uma Thurman’s Venice dress (Go Fug Yourself)