Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 17:20:26 December 27, 2013 17:20:26

“Jennifer Aniston: The Later Years” – HAHAHAHAHAHA (Dlisted)

Does your mother obsessively post selfies? (FishWrapper)

Kanye’s holding plastic bags while Kanye West’s fiancée holding a really ugly piece of sh-t (The Superficial)

Lea Michele’s new song (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara does it better than Kanye West’s fiancée (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Christmas in Boston (Pop Sugar)

I guess I’m the only one who wouldn’t pay to go to a party DJed by Ebola Paris Hilton (Cele|bitchy)

What exactly does “killed it” mean at Christmas? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Tina Fey’s new show (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jared Leto: a photo retrospective (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2013: Tom Hardy & the puppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 17:11:22 December 27, 2013 17:11:22
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WENN, Ron Asadorian/ Splash

Do I need to write anything here? You’re probably skipping right over the words and clicking on the photos. What, really, can I say? A few basics: This happened in March. The film is called Animal Rescue. Noomi Rapace co-stars. The true star, obviously, is the puppy. And how much Tom Hardy loved it. Full Story

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Best of 2013: Reese Witherspoon arrested

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 16:36:41 December 27, 2013 16:36:41
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

I mean who is the last person you would have expected to get arrested? Miss Perfect? Miss Manners? Miss Southern Charm? Please. And the fact that she was arrested for ostensibly having an Attitude Problem? I will savour that moment forever, it gave me such happiness and satisfaction. “Do you know my name, sir?” “OK, you’re about to find out who I am. Full Story

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Anne’s Christmas gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 16:13:14 December 27, 2013 16:13:14
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AKM-GSI / Splash News

Here’s Anne Hathaway going for a walk with her dog Esmeralda yesterday in LA. It’s almost been a year since Annie won her Oscar. She’s kept a pretty low profile since then. Still working steadily but much less visible than she was during the campaign. Evidently, when she’s not campaigning, she doesn’t want to be photographed. Full Story

Brange and the wildlife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 16:03:01 December 27, 2013 16:03:01
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INF

Brange and all the children were at Currumbin Wildlife Park in Queensland yesterday. They were allowed access into an area that visitors are usually not permitted to visit. As you can see, Pax was quite taken with an orphaned joey. He didn’t seem to want to let it go. At that age, they always want to take it home with them. Full Story

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December 27, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 15:33:26 December 27, 2013 15:33:26

Lynn! Kara says you’re the “Hope” to her “Jessica Darling”. Best comparison ever. Happy Birthday! Here’s Jorah Mormont as a replacement for yoga pants, Pizza Hut, and Say Yes To The Dress.  Full Story

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from Christmas!

You know what I still haven’t watched yet? I am Britney Jean, Britney’s documentary about her Vegas show that aired on E! on Sunday. It’s on the PVR and I started the first 10 minutes. And then I realised there was a movie on TV that I’ve already seen before. And I still decided to change the channel. Which, when it comes to Britney, is not like me at all. It’s just…

There was nothing there.

Randomly they jam in a moment with her where she talks about enjoying sex. OK. It’s like they could only get her to sit down and say something – anything – coherent in 2 minute increments. You can’t build a narrative when your subject won’t tell the story, you know? And don’t lie to me about her being the decision maker on all the details about her show. This is not Beyonce.

Maybe it gets better? I’ll try again tonight. But during this time of year, the re-run movies are always so good. Like last night Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was on. Haven’t seen it in years. Totally forgot Daniel Craig was in it and spoke with an American accent. RIGHT?!? It made me really uncomfortable. Also, Jorah Mormont, who I f-cking hate on Game Of Thrones. He plays smarmy asshole really, really well.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:36:10 December 26, 2013 18:36:10

I will never think of a Santa chocolate the same way again (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes is extra sensitive at Christmas (FishWrapper)

I feel like we never heard from her for the rest of the year (The Superficial)

Great dress on Rose Byrne (Just Jared)

I like the hearts holding this bikini together (Hollywood Tuna)

Will and Harry’s holiday ball (Pop Sugar)

Ashton Kutcher might propose to Mila Kunis over the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

Jessica Alba has too many bags (Popoholic)

Tom Daley’s Christmas apron (Towleroad)

Kanye West’s fiancée only makes one face at Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Best of 2013: When H7 broke Anna Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:30:08 December 26, 2013 18:30:08

Anna Wintour’s daughter posted this photo on Instagram of what her mother got her for Christmas. Most people have been talking about another picture she showed of a pile of presents just lying around haphazardly because Anna threw the tree out, complaining it was too “messy”. Click here Full Story