September 13, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 13:18:07 September 13, 2013 13:18:07
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Dolores! Happy Birthday on Sunday! Fiorella requested for you a new photo of Meryl Streep. Since she skipped TIFF, unfortunately I don’t have any. How about these shots from May at the Obie Awards? And for CJ who is so popular – there are a LOT of people who are wishing you Happy Birthday…which I hear you’ll be celebrating in Barrie at a country bar? Thanks for the invitation, London, but I’ll be in a burger coma, sleeping off TIFF. Full Story

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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Prince William and Princess Catherine will attend the Tusk Trust gala tonight. It’ll be Kate’s first time in a ball gown since giving birth to Little G. Those photos will be posted as soon as they’re available.  Read Full Intro

Princess Catherine's first baby ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 22:41:30 September 12, 2013 22:41:30
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Danny E. Martindale /LEON NEAL / PETER NICHOLLS /Getty Images

It's the Tusk Trust gala in London tonight. It's Katy Cambridge's first ball since the arrival of Prince George. We make big ass deals out of these things. And? Jenny Packham. Post-pregnancy then is no different from pre-pregnancy. Not surprisingly, I hate this dress. Loathe. Full Story

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Work Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 20:33:12 September 12, 2013 20:33:12

At the top of my daily obsession list right now is GOOP’s garden party video. Click here if you missed that article. In second spot, check it – the cover art for Britney Spears’s new song: Work B**ch There’s a lot going on here all at once. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 19:48:25 September 12, 2013 19:48:25

Sasha Finds Beyonce’s booties and Emily Blunt’s pants in LifeStyle

Rihanna shows Miley Cyrus how it’s done (Dlisted)

So …if a guy’s not into her he must be gay? That’s the only explanation? (The Superficial)

Mega, mega closet porn (Too Fab)

Johnny Depp’s going to have to wait before buying another island (Cele|bitchy)

Pipsqueak covers NYT Style (Just Jared)

Blair and Seth are still together! (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. No one wants to live with it anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Kings of Leon took a song and make it sound like every one of their own songs (Towleroad)

Jessica Alba thinks she’s Kate Moss now (Popoholic)

HATE this dress on Jessica Chastain (Go Fug Yourself)

The Bridge 1.10: “You’re not the only person to lose everything”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 12, 2013 19:42:17 September 12, 2013 19:42:17
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Jonathan Leibson/ Larry Busacca /Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

Last week my family tried to watch The Bridge with me while I did my recap, and they were lost, so the simplest explanation I could come up with was, “There was a whole thing about the border and missing women and corruption and cartels, but that all turned out to be a ruse for your basic revenge plot/excuse to become a serial killer. Full Story

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Tracy Anderson’s Gross Plans for Lena Dunham’s Body

Dean Posted by Dean at September 12, 2013 19:13:06 September 12, 2013 19:13:06
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Tracy Anderson, trainer, friend of GOOP, and the human incarnation of every body-negative thought you ever had college, has set her sights on Lena Dunham. Someone from New York magazine asked Tracy about Girls and obviously the results were horrible. Drooling over Lena as a potential makeover, she says “I could transform her and I could transform her character. Full Story

GOOP's garden party -- the video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 17:57:05 September 12, 2013 17:57:05

Have you seen this yet? You have to see it. When you see it you'll understand why I'm obsessed with it. You remember the GOOP garden party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted in the Hamptons a few weeks ago? Um. There's video. Here. See? Now you don't give a sh-t about the scooter. Full Story

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Drake’s Going Home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 16:59:00 September 12, 2013 16:59:00
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Hold On We’re Going Home is on repeat when I’m getting my makeup done every morning before The Social. I love this song. I know it’s not the most original song. I know it’s not a song that will be remembered. But right now, for some reason, it’s my chill jam. And also, being from Toronto, we have a little Drake bias over here. Full Story

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Katherine Heigl “isn’t worth it”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 15:11:35 September 12, 2013 15:11:35
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The Hollywood Reporter posted an analysis of Katherine Heigl’s career yesterday. Have you read it? According to the article, Heigl basically pissed away her film career by mouthing off about her projects and being a bitch on set. And it’s not just her, it’s also her mother, aka her best friend, who makes outrageous demands about everything from money to accommodations to casting and scripting and more. Full Story

Two with the Jolie on a field trip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 14:19:45 September 12, 2013 14:19:45
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The Jolie had two of her kids with her yesterday on a trip to scout locations for her upcoming film Unbroken. Now this is making me crazy. How do they choose?????? As you can see, this time it's Shiloh and Pax. Sometimes it's Pax and the twins. Other times it's Maddox and Pax. Full Story

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