NOW do you know JLO?

April 24, 2013 18:57:41 Posted at April 24, 2013 18:57:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

American Idol ratings have been sh-tty this season. They’re blaming it on the fact that Mimi just sits there with her tits on the table, pausing only to throw fairy dust in people’s faces. Or maybe there are just too many goddamn singing shows!? Whatever. They’re blaming our butterfly. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 24, 2013 18:45:14 Posted at April 24, 2013 18:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck’s elimination diet...and it has nothing to do with Gwyneth Paltrow (Dlisted)

Lara Flynn Boyle was in Wayne’s World but... um... you might not recognise her anymore (Too Fab)

Kanye West’s girlfriend is trying to hold Kanye West’s hand (The Superficial)

Princess Catherine touches her hair a lot when she speaks (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon’s husband goes back to work as they try to convince us he might have a drinking problem (Just Jared)

Am I crazy because I think this dress looks better on Christina Aguilera in black than it did on Rachel Weisz in red (Hollywood Tuna)

MK Olsen and that French dude are still being gross at basketball games (PopSugar)

A wedding dress... made out of bread tags (Romance Beat)

Hilarious video about Coachella and assholes (Hollywood PQ)

Emma Watson’s “LA girl” accent is killing me (Evil Beet Gossip)

Ok, Jaden

April 24, 2013 18:25:15 Posted at April 24, 2013 18:25:15
Dean Posted by Dean
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It’s really hard to write about Jaden Smith. Here he is in Cancun, doing press for After Earth, the movie he made with his dad Will. Jaden is 14 and it’s obviously not fair to judge Very Young Hollywood by the same standards I feel so completely free to judge Adult Hollywood. He’s a kid. Full Story

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H7 and Vogue

April 24, 2013 18:13:01 Posted at April 24, 2013 18:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Splash

Is H7 tipping the doorman here? This picture is cracking me up. I would totally open the door for H7. For free! Here she is leaving a members’ club in London today with her mother and earlier in the day on a walk with her father in Notting Hill. She seems to like sticking her hand in people’s faces. Full Story

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Alex Pettyfer is not Christian Grey

April 24, 2013 17:30:33 Posted at April 24, 2013 17:30:33
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Somehow a story on The Wrap about director Gus Van Sant shooting an unsolicited test reel for Fifty Shades of Grey, in which he used Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey, has turned into “Alex Pettyfer has auditioned for Fifty Shades of Grey”. But that isn’t what happened. What happened is that Van Sant apparently really wants this gig and so he made a tape to give the producers an idea of what his vision would be for the project (reportedly he filmed the “loss of virginity” scene which has the potential to be super f-cked up on film), and he happened to use Pettyfer, probably because he’s a very pretty and not particularly shy performer (see also: Magic Mike). Full Story

One year of Carey & Marcus

April 24, 2013 17:14:24 Posted at April 24, 2013 17:14:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Splash

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford were married on April 21, 2012. Here they are, just after their first anniversary, hand in hand in New York yesterday after lunch. According to the band’s official website, Mumford & Sons isn’t touring again until May 21. Perhaps Marcus can join Carey in Cannes then as her film Inside Llewyn Davis will screen in competition there. Full Story

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From Girls to Fangirl

April 24, 2013 16:57:36 Posted at April 24, 2013 16:57:36
Dean Posted by Dean
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What a relief it is to see Lena Dunham having the time of her life at the TIME gala! This lady gets so much grief for her work, her tweets, her body and, as a 26 year old show runner, she must be under the kind of pressure I hope I never come to understand. But you wouldn’t know any of that as she kisses Claire Danes on the red carpet, parties with Padma, Amy, and Mia and genuinely looks like she’s just up for a good f*cking time. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan’s new bankroller

April 24, 2013 15:48:21 Posted at April 24, 2013 15:48:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Mohammed Al Turki. He’s very wealthy. I met him last year in Cannes. Or I should say I was brought to him in Cannes. We were invited to a yacht party on press credentials and part of that agreement involved paying our respects to the person who was funding the event. My colleague and I were led into a private enclosed area of the boat where he was surrounded by hot skinny girls, and Michelle Rodriguez who’d been hired to DJ. Full Story

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Red for the red in her ledger

April 24, 2013 15:27:16 Posted at April 24, 2013 15:27:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the set of Captain American: The Winter Soldier yesterday in LA. This will be the third time she plays Natasha Romanov, Black Widow. As Sarah wrote earlier this month, “The Winter Soldier is all tangled up in the Black Widow’s backstory” and while, unlike Sarah, I don’t speak nerd, I’m guessing it has something to do with all that “red in my ledger” she kept going on about in The Avengers. Full Story

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Black Tie Timberlakes

April 24, 2013 14:37:33 Posted at April 24, 2013 14:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Timberlakes were out last night in New York for the TIME 100 Gala. Jimmy Fallon made the list and, as reported last week, JT wrote an article  to honour his friend, but really to talk about how funny he was, along with Fallon, at his own wedding when he was making an “impromptu” speech. Full Story

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