Girls Don’t Save The World. Much.

Duana Posted by Duana at September 6, 2013 20:06:14 September 6, 2013 20:06:14

I do not like being a cliché. I really don’t.   In fact, I struggle so much against doing things that are too ‘expected’ or in line with how I fit, demographically or by height or whatever that Lainey calls me contrary. I’m not  – but I’m cranky when people make a blanket statement like “Women hate x” and I can’t be all superior going “ WELL I DON’T”. Full Story

Joe Mangainello Downgraded to an 8

Dean Posted by Dean at September 6, 2013 19:43:46 September 6, 2013 19:43:46

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that professional sex wolf, Joe Manganiello, is not as hot as we were led to believe. Last night, Joe, showed up at the 2013 Style Awards in New York without his trademark salt and pepper beard, instead sporting a freshly shaved face. While everyone in attendance who could see him still totally got a b*ner, none of them were said to be full b*ners, mostly standing at just 3/4. Full Story

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Kerry Washington Project Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 18:10:25 September 6, 2013 18:10:25
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She's in NY. She's a guest judge on Project Runway. Credentials? Please. Kerry Washington has more style than Heidi Klum ever could. EVER. COULD. And she's showing you this in these photos. That's a great outfit, non? But... I don't love this decision. I don't love it because I think she's better. Full Story

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The Inexplicable Lightness of Holmes

Dean Posted by Dean at September 6, 2013 16:53:53 September 6, 2013 16:53:53
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What are YOU crying about at your desk today? The end of summer? No TIFF ticket hookups? Last night’s double elimination on Big Brother (RIP Amanada’s busty reign of terror!)? There are thousands of legitimate reasons for all of us to be miserable today. So, why then is Katie Holmes so f*cking happy? Katie’s been snapped in her natural habitat, which is walking around the streets of Chelsea with no adult companion in sight. Full Story

Wes Bentley comes back for TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 15:43:38 September 6, 2013 15:43:38

Wes Bentley shot a movie here in Toronto called Weirdsville with Scott Speedman a few years ago. He wasn’t well at the time. Bentley arrived in Toronto today with his wife and son to support a film called Pioneer. His life is totally different now. Now he’s part of a film festival feature and hasn’t stopped working, project after project after project after project. Full Story

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Is Sean Avery the Gay First Lady of Bravo?

Dean Posted by Dean at September 6, 2013 15:08:37 September 6, 2013 15:08:37

Unexpected, but not necessarily that surprising, news coming out of the gay celebrity bubble this week – the rumoured engagement of Bravo’s Andy Cohen and former NHL villain, Sean Avery. Is this true? Is it even ok to ask if Sean Avery is gay if he’s not saying it? I’m not exactly sure but the evidence is mounting and the possibly real (and as cute as 1000 Milania Giudices!) couple is responding. Full Story

Those quirky Brange kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 14:06:36 September 6, 2013 14:06:36

It was announced yesterday that Angelina Jolie will receive the Jean Hersholdt Humanitarian Award from the Academy in November. So not at the Oscars next year. That’s an important clarification because a few of you thought that meant that there would be Pitt Porn at the Oscars in March…and there could be because Brad is a producer on Twelve Years A Slave, but not for Angelina’s angel work. Full Story

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Diana’s bad reviews

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 13:50:00 September 6, 2013 13:50:00
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You should read some of the reviews for Diana. They’re brutal. Here’s a sample: “Poor Princess Diana. I hesitate to use the term "car crash cinema". But the awful truth is that, 16 years after that terrible day in 1997, she has died another awful death. Full Story

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Paul Walker photo shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 13:37:37 September 6, 2013 13:37:37

Once in a while I get an email from an ardent Paul Walker fan requesting more Paul Walker. Since his pictures don’t really generate a lot of interest, the paps don’t spend a lot of time on him. They can make more money on someone else. Walker was in Hawaii yesterday shooting an ad for Davidoff. Full Story

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Taylor Swift TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 13:19:24 September 6, 2013 13:19:24

TIFF’s artistic director Cameron Bailey confirmed on Twitter yesterday that Taylor Swift is indeed coming to TIFF to support One Chance. She wrote a song for the film and will be walking the carpet, though it’s not known whether or not she’ll perform. Full Story

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September 6, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2013 13:10:54 September 6, 2013 13:10:54

Jackie! Congratulations on your wedding tomorrow in Vancouver! The Magazine Club looks forward to celebrating with you in Ottawa! And for Lauren, aka Hank, who received multiple shout-out requests …because you are engaged – Congratulations! Wishing you and Suggie – and Boash too! – all the best, and all the beautiful days in Muskoka. Full Story