Jamie Dornan replaces Robert Pattinson’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 12:50:32 October 24, 2013 12:50:32
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Fifty Shades Of Grey was initially written as Twilight fan fiction. As I’ve said before, it was the author, with her hand between her legs, transferring that onto the page. Anyone who plays Christian Grey then is simply a replacement for Robert Pattinson. Would it be reasonable to ask Pattinson, for research purposes of course, to see his sex tape with Kristen Stewart, if one exists? I feel like this is a fair junket question for Jamie Dornan, because Variety Full Story

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So they’re all ready to go with the Entourage movie. But Mark Wahlberg is pissed because some of the cast members are holding out for money. “Salary standoff” is the story. But…is it? Maybe the story – or the question – should be: who actually wants to see an Entourage movie? They keep comparing it to Sex & The City, also on HBO.  Read Full Intro

The Beckham Schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 20:41:09 October 23, 2013 20:41:09
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I’m so confused about celebrity schedules. Not that it’s any of my goddamn business, obviously, but here are the Beckhams at the LA Kings game last night and…didn’t they move back to England? Or are they keeping H7’s brothers in school in the States? But I could have sworn the boys were enrolled at school in London. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 18:55:34 October 23, 2013 18:55:34

Kanye West’s definition of tacky confuses me, frankly (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s public stroking of John Mayer continues (Too Fab)

Mother Lohan’s bullsh-t defence (The Superficial)

Mrs Timberlake and Shoshanna Shapiro on set (Just Jared)

Kate Upton is still getting sh-tty clothes (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds photo retrospective (Pop Sugar)

Selena Gomez’s wholesome boasting (Cele|bitchy)

Is there a proposals reality show I haven’t heard about? (Romance Beat)

Erotic fan fiction for Star Trek (Towleroad)

Shia LaBeouf staring down at his own naked body (Hollywood PQ)
 

Minka Kelly & Chris Evans are over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 18:38:09 October 23, 2013 18:38:09
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US Weekly just broke that Minka Kelly and Chris Evans broke up. For the second time…? They dated in 2007. They re-dated last year. And now “it just didn’t make sense for them to be together right now”. Apparently it’s distance. Full Story

Carrie von Trapp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 17:13:51 October 23, 2013 17:13:51
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Carrie Underwood was at the TJ Martell Foundation Gala last night in New York. She’s in town because she’s working on The Sound Of Music, the live television production of The Sound Of Music to air on NBC in December. In which she’s playing Maria von Trapp. Interestingly enough, Maria von Trapp came up in a conversation I had yesterday with Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding at Indigo Full Story

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Christened in cream & blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 16:18:47 October 23, 2013 16:18:47
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I’m not here to regurgitate facts about the 7 godparents and how many guests and the age of the christening robes and where the water came from. You can get that everywhere else. What we do is GOSSIP. Let’s start with all the speculation about the new royal strategery – that the Queen, Prince Charles, and Prince William have decided to tier the royal family and they’ve put themselves and their spouses into an 8 person little club that’s more special than all the others. Full Story

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Edward and Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 15:51:48 October 23, 2013 15:51:48

Edward Norton and Leonardo DiCaprio were hanging out in New York together back in September but these pictures were just released now for some reason. Maria just fell over, I’m sure of it. She loves Edward Norton. And Leo is her hate-f*ck. Is Lukas Haas jealous? He shouldn’t be. Norton is married and a father now. Full Story

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First Annual Hiddlemas Parade

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 23, 2013 15:00:44 October 23, 2013 15:00:44
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Continuing the (newly minted) holiday celebrating all things goofy and long-legged, Hiddlemas marked its second week by having a festive parade on a carpet that happened to be red. The parade was overseen by Grand Marshall Chris Hemsworth, with a tie knot tied so tiny-ly that it made his head look like a big blonde balloon, and the reigning Nerd Princess, Natalie Portman, who wore a dress she fashioned herself from one of those car windshield sunscreen thingies. Full Story

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George is delayed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 14:13:23 October 23, 2013 14:13:23

The LA Times broke the news yesterday that George Clooney’s The Monuments Men, originally expected to be an award season contender, will now be pushed to early 2014. According to Clooney and his producing partner Grant Heslov, they don’t have enough time to complete the special effects. Full Story