The Taylor & Joe timeline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2017 14:35:09 May 19, 2017 14:35:09
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It’s almost as though Taylor Swift knew that Katy Perry would be releasing her answer to Bad Blood this week. And decided to take over the conversation. With a new boyfriend. I wonder if it feels even more satisfying to know that Swish Swish is not a great song. Full Story

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Dear Gossips,

When it was first announced that Will Smith would be a member of the Cannes jury, most people reacted by pointing out that Will’s never had a film at Cannes. He’s stunted a movie in Cannes (Shark Tale) but his films have never been part of the festival.  Read Full Intro

I don’t think I can watch this movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 18:58:22 May 18, 2017 18:58:22
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Netflix has two films at Cannes and Netflix has been the source of all the bitching at the festival because they’re insisting on theatrical release for eligibility; the new rules take effect next year. If they were in place this year, Okja, Bong Joon-ho’s highly anticipated new film, would not be included. Full Story

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The dead speak in Twin Peaks, but evil is excused

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 18, 2017 17:10:48 May 18, 2017 17:10:48

SPOILERS FOR ORIGINAL TWIN PEAKS The new Twin Peaks begins this weekend. Before it begins, let’s revisit the original. The original was a show that charmed you with its weirdness. The town of Twin Peaks seems populated almost entirely by oddballs, and the oppressive presence of the primordial Pacific Northwest forest looms over everything, lending the town and the show about the town an atmosphere of remote mystery. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 16:46:03 May 18, 2017 16:46:03

I NEED THIS!!! (Dlisted) 

I’m a dirty perv so, for me, “magical blanket” means something other than how Ian Somerhalder intended (Cele|bitchy) 

Katy Perry’s head on a platter (Just Jared) 

Is this the downside of having too many jobs? (TooFab) 

I didn’t love the feathers on Julianne Moore’s dress. But she did bring the drama last night (Go Fug Yourself) 

Remember what I said yesterday about Brad Pitt’s lying down angle? (Hollywood Tuna) 

I don’t care about the breasts. I’m too offended by the hair. (Popoholic) 

Celebrity Real Estate: Chris Rock’s house is Brooklyn (Evil Beet) 

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hold hands in New York (Pop Sugar) 
 

The Cannes princess dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 14:42:39 May 18, 2017 14:42:39
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You know what makes me crazy? When people make fashion calls without considering what the event is. An outfit for the Oscars is not an outfit for the VMAs. The Emmys and the MET Gala are not the same. You can wear the most beautiful classic ball gown but if you see one at the MET Gala when the theme is in honour of Rei Kawakubo and you tell me it’s your Best Dressed, I will not want to talk fashion with you ever again. Full Story

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