Prom Sucked

April 19, 2013 16:14:46 Posted at April 19, 2013 16:14:46
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 19 recap Sorry, okay, but of all the things that this show does well, that delight me, I am least interested in the ongoing trials of our seniors in high school. Seriously, as though any of them were ever going to graduate anyway at this point? But on a serious note, it bothers me because, as we saw tonight, we’ve finally crossed the threshold where the “petty, teenage” concerns are just irrelevant,  seeing as saving the life of a given human is just all in a night’s work for Matt, the most “average” of them all. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow: still at the best lunch table

April 19, 2013 15:51:32 Posted at April 19, 2013 15:51:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You remember last week when I mentioned that Gwyneth Paltrow interview with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show a few years ago and at the end, he talked about how talking to her was like being in the lunch room in high school and staring longingly at the best table? Click here Full Story

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This again?!

April 19, 2013 15:16:34 Posted at April 19, 2013 15:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ,  Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Full Story

April 19, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

April 19, 2013 14:54:17 Posted at April 19, 2013 14:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cassy! Happy Birthday from your sister Andrea who can’t wait to watch Les Miserables together and ugly cry! As for her photo request to “cue the best movie sister shot you guys can think of”. Well, sh-t. How do I narrow this down? You say sisters and my first thought is Austen. You know, the more times I see it, the more I appreciate the Keira Knightley version of Pride & Prejudice. Full Story

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It’s kind of amazing how one becomes a star these days. In Amanda Thatcher’s case, well, her moment came at her grandmother’s funeral. Click here for a good summary of the reaction to young Ms Thatcher’s reading at the service yesterday.

You think Pippa’s jealous? Threatened?

Well if she isn’t, she should be. They’ve been trying to set her up with a proper title and some land for years, and now this girl comes along, with her sweet voice and innocent face, and she’s an evangelical too! There’s also an all-American looking brother (Michael) with a passing resemblance to Cato from The Hunger Games movie. God, Pippa, step up your game.

Yours in gossip,


There she is!

April 18, 2013 23:59:27 Posted at April 18, 2013 23:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As I said earlier, I came home from the gym, and it came true! She’s been found! Gwyneth was not in London at the Iron Man 3 premiere... Because she was in New York at an event for Tiffany & Co -- yay! In sateen -- boo! Again, and again, and again... the way the light hits the material doesn’t flatter, not even someone with her hard body. Full Story

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April 18, 2013 22:36:04 Posted at April 18, 2013 22:36:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve been refreshing the photo agencies obsessively for the last hour checking for pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow at the London premiere of Iron Man 3 tonight and so far... nothing. As of this writing -- 3pm PT -- everyone else is there, RDJ, Don Cheadle, Rebecca Hall, Ben Kingsley, but my G. It’s her hometown (sort of)! She was supposed to be there!? WHERE’s PEPPER? They’re already posing for group shots. Full Story

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The Heat for Boston

April 18, 2013 21:04:57 Posted at April 18, 2013 21:04:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy were in Vegas to promote their upcoming The Heat at CinemaCon today. The Heat was shot in Boston, a comedy about two mismatched detectives chasing down a bad guy. It was announced at the presentation that there will be a special screening for Boston police in honour of their hard work and dedication in light of what happened this week. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 18, 2013 20:31:06 Posted at April 18, 2013 20:31:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds white pants in LifeStyle

By the time you get to the word “mongoose” in this article, you’ll be on the floor (Dlisted)

Han talks to Chewie! (The Superficial)

Little Sci’s 7 years (Too Fab)

Oh yeah, remember when Drew and Cam used to go to Coachella? (Pop Sugar)

TILDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Annie’s hair is the most influential (Just Jared)

Did anyone else think this was Rebecca Romijn? (Hollywood Tuna)

Add to your playlists: Florence + Gatsby (Pink Is The New Blog)

Girl who dresses like an asshole at Coachella gives finger to the paps. Right. (Popoholic)

I can’t... I mean... I just... WHAT IS THIS DRESS??? (Go Fug Yourself)

How is this the same movie?

April 18, 2013 19:40:43 Posted at April 18, 2013 19:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Glenn Ficarra and John Requa are the people who made Crazy, Stupid, Love. Their next project is called Focus, and it was originally intended for their CSL stars Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. Gosling couldn’t work it into his schedule and Stone was only doing it to work with him again so they were subsequently replaced by Kristen Stewart and Ben Affleck. Full Story

JT honours Fallon but really himself

April 18, 2013 17:21:36 Posted at April 18, 2013 17:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TIME has released its annual list of the 100 Most Influential People in the world. Jimmy Fallon was included and Justin Timberlake was asked to write a few words in celebration of his friend’s achievement. Before enjoying Justin’s piece though, take a minute to check out the other entries: Celine Dion honoured Christina Aguilera -- click here Full Story