Summer Rain. Really?

Duana Posted by Duana at August 18, 2014 19:04:29 August 18, 2014 19:04:29

Okay, well, this is what I’m talking about. When I say sibling names don’t match, this is what I mean. Summer Rain Rutler. It’s not my taste, obviously, but I know that Summer has gone from being a hippie-dippie punchline to a useable name, and even though I would be advocating for a more typical name to go with it, the eyeroll that is “Summer Rain” won’t be said often, after the birth announcements die down. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 18:48:36 August 18, 2014 18:48:36

Robert Pattinson’s motivation (Dlisted)

I like this colour and cut (TooFab)

Oh look. Justin Timberlake being a stupid f-ck and getting away with it …again (The Superficial)

OF COURSE he wore a white t-shirt (Just Jared)

Even she can’t stop looking at her ass (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Jon Hamm is the reason why Ryan Reynolds was a sh-tty superhero (Cele|bitchy)

Jared Leto claims he’s never watched his Oscar-winning performance (Socialite Life)

Denzel Washington apparently partied too hard this summer (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Gwen Stefani’s babies are always SO steazy (I'm Not Obsessed)

Ben’s birthday weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 17:32:56 August 18, 2014 17:32:56
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Ben Affleck was home in LA for the weekend, his birthday weekend. He turned 42 on Friday and has been back and forth from Detroit where he’s shooting Batfleck. Yesterday he and Jennifer Garner were out running errands in his favourite car. Does it seem like this car always needs gas? Like every time he drives it? We have a long while to wait before Batfleck. Full Story

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Antonio Banderas’s single summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 16:35:28 August 18, 2014 16:35:28
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There’s JLO’s version of a single summer…and then there’s Antonio Banderas who for sure, for sure, for sure is no longer with Melanie Griffith because she’s removing the tat of his name across her arm. They tried though. They really did. They tried for a long time. Full Story

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Scarjo’s American baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 15:51:35 August 18, 2014 15:51:35
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Scarlett Johansson and fiancé Romain Dauriac went for ice cream and a movie yesterday in New York. She’s been in New York for a while now, sighted all over the Hamptons, enjoying the last trimester of her pregnancy. At this point, she’s not supposed to fly anymore, right? If that’s the case, it means that she’s having an American baby? Scarjo talked about moving to Paris last year where she and Dauriac made their home. Full Story

Jake’s walk & box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 15:11:36 August 18, 2014 15:11:36
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Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in New York on Sunday with a friend. He’s been shooting Southpaw this summer, plays a boxer. Presumably that’s why he’s doing his walk and box. Hey so we were talking earlier about whether or not Leonardo DiCaprio cleans up nice anymore – probably not ever. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Martin Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 14:18:27 August 18, 2014 14:18:27

How did Gwyneth Paltrow cope this first weekend of Martin Lawrence? G’s letting her friends do her talking. Jessica Seinfeld posted a photo on Instagram  yesterday with the caption: “I have never met anyone with more true and loyal best friends than this baby girl 👶👸. Full Story

Bill’s Out. Surprise.

Duana Posted by Duana at August 18, 2014 13:53:57 August 18, 2014 13:53:57

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 6 You know why people like gimmicks? They need a break, sometimes. Yes, it’s silly that Bert Cooper wears socks with no shoes in the office, or that Frank Underwood is so buttoned-down but kills racks of ribs at 8 AM, or that Poussey and Taystee are Amanda and McKenzie. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 13:37:30 August 18, 2014 13:37:30
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The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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August 18, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 13:18:59 August 18, 2014 13:18:59

Foot Patrol is an official fundraising team for the 2014 Hood to Coast Relay – it’s a 197 mile slog through Oregon from Timberline Lodge on Mt. Hood to Seaside on the Oregon coast. The team is mostly made up of police and active or retired military personnel. Foot Patrol has committed to raising a minimum of $10,000 by tomorrow, Tuesday, August 19th. Full Story

Friday, August 15, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s Batfleck’s birthday today. He’s now 42 years old. Conveniently he also covers the new fall preview issue of Entertainment Weekly for Gone Girl. Click here to see that post from yesterday. There are a lot of people who aren’t feeling Affleck as Batfleck and the entire superhero showdown as a whole.

How come I didn’t notice that Ben and Henry Cavill have matching chin dimples until last weekend when I was re-watching Man Of Steel? I’ve just spent 15 minutes looking at chin dimples. You know who has their chin dimple? Tom Brady. Maybe they can find a part for him too in the Justice League.

We might be a week away from George Clooney’s wedding. Now that’s how you f-ck with the entertainment media: get married on the same weekend as the MTV VMAs and the Emmys. Rest up!

Have a great weekend,

Lainey