Helen Mirren was not attacked by an air conditioner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 14:58:21 October 18, 2013 14:58:21
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Dame Helen Mirren was in Hong Kong last night to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Mandarin Oriental. Two deranged brothers did not try to kick her ass with an air conditioner. You think Scandal is preposterous? How about Michael Bay? And that’s real life! Click here Full Story

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Hanging Up On The President

Duana Posted by Duana at October 18, 2013 14:20:17 October 18, 2013 14:20:17

Scandal Season 3 Episode 3 recap The fact that Olivia Pope feels entitled to hang up on the man who runs the free world (well, probably that’s actually Cyrus) is the least ludicrous thing in this episode. Yet you watched breathless the whole time, didn’t you? What kills me, when you step away and think about it, is that even the scenario – the hostages in a near-death situation – we’ve seen this on TV a thousand, million times. Full Story

Are you enjoying this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 14:12:54 October 18, 2013 14:12:54
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WENN

Madonna showed up at the opening of her Hard Candy gym in Berlin yesterday. She wore leather and wouldn’t let us see her hands. Am I projecting or does M seem like she’s in an extra extra good mood? I’m probably projecting. But if she were in an extra extra good mood, would it have anything to do with the fact that her former friend, Gwyneth Paltrow, has had a terrible week? Graydon Carter and Vanity Fair are meangirling G. Full Story

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Princess Catherine playing volleyball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 13:35:44 October 18, 2013 13:35:44
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OK but the volleyball isn’t what you care about. The volleyball isn’t what people are talking about. Princess Catherine of William made an official appearance today in London at the SportsAid Athlete Workshop to hang out with some athletes. She played…in wedges. It’s so Victoria Beckham, except Victoria Beckham wouldn’t be playing. Full Story

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Meangirling Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 13:17:12 October 18, 2013 13:17:12

Click here if you missed my post on Monday about what Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter had to say about Gwyneth Paltrow trying to cockblock his magazine from featuring her. And click here for my post from way back in June when I was the first to report that it would be Vanessa Grigoriadis writing the article. Full Story

October 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 13:08:52 October 18, 2013 13:08:52

Cindy! Happy Birthday from Clarissa who asked me to post a photo of Mark Ruffalo “eye-f*cking the camera”. Done. Happy Birthday Stacey! Alicia says you’re a “loving, caring, and sarcastic bitch” so I totally understand her devotion to you. Attached by request – Jimmy Kimmel tries to be James Bond. Full Story

The joy of The Grand Budapest Hotel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 20:33:19 October 17, 2013 20:33:19

Those who don’t enjoy Wes Anderson’s films knock it for their preciousness and pretention. Sometimes, yes. But I will defend The Royal Tenenbaums every day. And how can you hate Bottle Rocket? Also, Moonrise Kingdom was one of my favourite movies of 2012. Maybe my favourite movie of 2012. Full Story

If you hate Terry Richardson…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 19:55:29 October 17, 2013 19:55:29

And many of you do as you’re disgusted by his photos and how he depicts his subjects, you won’t mind these pictures at all, even though Ebola Paris Hilton is in them. Richardson has allowed himself to be infected by Hollywood Ebola. It’s all over him. It’s coursing through his bloodstream right now. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 19:05:09 October 17, 2013 19:05:09

Sasha Finds Katie’s boots and camel coats in LifeStyle

This dude wanted to have sex with Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)

Kanye West’s girlfriend knows all her angles (Dlisted)

God her neck must be sore (FishWrapper)

This is soooo cute (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch covers TIME (Cele|bitchy)

Where the Olsens learned fashion (Just Jared)

Terrible yellow dress on Olivia Munn (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s British accent in Britain (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ali Larter at the only pumpkin patch for celebrities (Popoholic)

Yes. YESSSSSS! (Go Fug Yourself)

Hot Harry’s 3 changes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 18:29:16 October 17, 2013 18:29:16
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Busy day for Prince Harry today. First he played rugby so he was in his sweats. What do you think of Hot Harry in sweatpants? You know, when some men wear sweatpants they get…floppy. A member of the royal family can’t afford to flop around on an official appearance, can he? What kind of support undergarments do you think were arranged for Hot Harry today? After that, Harry put on a lab coat, personalised for a prince. Full Story

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