Friday, April 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The MTV Movie Awards are happening on Sunday. Here’s what to look forward to:

- Exclusive new Iron Man 3 footage
- Catching Fire, the first teaser
- Rebel Wilson hosting
- Brad Pitt presenting because he wants you to watch his zombies

But mostly...Um...



I don’t know why this isn’t what they’re hyping the show around. Even Jacek will now watch for that combination. It’ll end up being the most GIFed part of the night. I’ll be on Twitter through the show. And we’ll recap here on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. In Winnipeg #rumorestimmortalis, indeed. That was some advanced sh-t talking last night, THANK YOU! It was an honour to be among so many cerebral gossips. I think we set a faculty record for PhD attendance -- I think there were 5 of you? And one post doc too? Hope you had a good time, and hope to see you again soon!

Smutty Tingles

April 12, 2013 20:31:40 Posted at April 12, 2013 20:31:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are very sorry about the technical problems on the site this week. We will be working on it through the weekend and we are grateful for your patience and understanding. We *hope* it’ll be all sorted out by Monday. And we so appreciate that you continue to come back for your gossip needs, even if it takes a few tries and reloads. Have a great weekend. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Sasha Finds cut-out dresses in LifeStyle

Brenda Walsh and the doves forever, ok? FOR-EH-VER. (Dlisted)

Alec Baldwin’s daughter certainly seems like she might not mind pap attention and they’ll start paying attention now, won’t they? (The Superficial)

Jenny McCarthy’s sloping bob cut. Thoughts? (Too Fab)

NO. Matthew McConaughey stopped side-parting and it sucks (Pop Sugar)

Wouldn’t it be great if Snooki went on the GOOP elimination diet? (Cele|bitchy)

A new Romeo & Juliet ...without Leonardo DiCaprio (Just Jared)

Heather Locklear and her 18 year old daughter (Hollywood Tuna)

How Kanye West’s girlfriend is trying to convince you she’s tight with Princess Catherine (IDLYITW)

Hans Solo for the gays (Towleroad)

Amy & Tina and other awesome video bombs (Buzzfeed)

Baby's debit card

April 12, 2013 19:54:37 Posted at April 12, 2013 19:54:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and bus fare (sure, let's go with that) while staring at Bieber's face. Full Story

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Portia and Ellen OUT with kids

April 12, 2013 19:01:33 Posted at April 12, 2013 19:01:33
Dean Posted by Dean

There is a feeling among us of wanting to have children together, right? They seem lovely and genuinely in love with each other so it’s easy to project our own baby desires (or mine, anyway) onto them. Also their wedding was flawless so imagine what they could do with a kid’s birthday party? Still, no babies for Hollywood’s #1 power lesbians, not now, not ever. Full Story

This Is Where I Leave You

April 12, 2013 18:18:41 Posted at April 12, 2013 18:18:41
Duana Posted by Duana

I have nervous anticipation. Connie Britton was recently cast in This Is Where I Leave You, a movie based on a delicious book that you should read this weekend, about a family that sits shiva  after the father passes away. (Lainey: I've written about Jonathan Tropper, the author, before. Full Story

Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise, descended from knights

April 12, 2013 16:09:20 Posted at April 12, 2013 16:09:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Tom Cruise arriving at Kimmel yesterday. The fans certainly still love him, don’t they? Tom, obviously, wouldn’t answer any personal questions yesterday at the premiere. Amazingly he didn’t take his shirt off either. Kimmel couldn’t make him do it. Instead, Kimmel asked him to be Tom Cruise. Full Story

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What do these 4 have in common?

April 12, 2013 15:28:25 Posted at April 12, 2013 15:28:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FayesVision /WENN, Michael Buckner /Michael Buckner /Getty Images

Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

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Conjuring and Casting

April 12, 2013 14:48:36 Posted at April 12, 2013 14:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave Spencer /Splash News

Rachel McAdams was in Boston a couple of weeks ago. At the time, Emma Stone was in town too, visiting her friend Jennifer Lawrence who was working on a movie with Bradley Cooper. I posted a Girlcrushes article about it here wondering and hoping that it was something to look forward to. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s writing grip

April 12, 2013 14:25:51 Posted at April 12, 2013 14:25:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ethan Miller /Getty

Taylor Swift’s new Diet Coke ad is out. I’ve attached it below. Feel free to complain about however it is she’s annoying you this time. And her lyrics. And her fringe. Go for it. Me, I’ll be over here, FIXATING ON HER WRITING GRIP. LOOK AT THAT! Is that how we do now? When do these things change? And why aren’t they properly announced? Why isn’t there a public statement released by the writing authorities informing us of the technique modification? Am I too old to learn it? Is it restricted to those born after 1985? How is it superior to the traditional tripod and quadropod grips? Does it increase speed? Does it increase or decrease character angle? Does it improve neatness? WHERE DO THEY TEACH IT?!? I will be preoccupied by this for the entire day. Full Story

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RDJ’s GOOP legs

April 12, 2013 13:51:00 Posted at April 12, 2013 13:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
CHRISTOF STACHE /Dominik Bindl /Getty, Neil Warner /Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow has now joined Robert Downey Jr on the press tour for Iron Man 3. We are now exactly 3 weeks away from the opening. How you doing over there, Sarah? You OK? I don’t think she’s going to be able to sleep that week. I wonder if her friends will stop taking her calls when she keeps asking them to see it over and over again, 3 or 4 times, that weekend. Full Story

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April 12, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Out

April 12, 2013 13:37:10 Posted at April 12, 2013 13:37:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Melissa H. who has completed her Master in Library and Information Sciences at Western University! EARS and Friends are so proud of your accomplishment and we’re looking forward to reading your Pet Blog! Fiver, Penelope and Miss Lily are tail-wagging a little harder now that you’ve reached this goal! Full Story