Don’t mess with B’s weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 15:33:48 August 27, 2013 15:33:48
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A fight broke out between Sean Daddy Puffy and J Cole on Sunday night at the VMA after-party. It was over Cassie, Diddy’s girlfriend. Who gives a sh-t?  The point of this story is that Beysus was there. And when everyone got all aggro, she apparently started “screaming her head off”. Full Story

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Nacho crusades for polo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 14:28:17 August 27, 2013 14:28:17
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Peter Ash Lee c/o NUVO

I get requests all the time for more coverage on Nacho Figueras. The truth is, I don’t know much about him beyond him playing polo all the time with Princes William and Harry, mostly Harry. Figueras covers the new issue of NUVO. The man has great hair. Full Story

JT’s shades of Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:53:50 August 27, 2013 13:53:50
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Splash

Here are Justin Timberlake and Mrs Timberlake out for dinner last night in New York, 24 hours after reuniting with ‘N SYNC for 2 minutes at the VMAs. According to US Weekly, JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey were kinda hurt that they weren’t given more airtime. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s Pretty Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:27:37 August 27, 2013 13:27:37
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Pacific Coast News

That was my first thought when I saw these photos. Is he recreating Pretty Woman? You remember the scene, right? Vivian and Edward are in the park. He’s reading. He’s trying to read to her, Shakespeare. Later on, Edward goes back to the park and takes his shoes off and walks through the grass barefoot and then he’s nice to that old man about not tearing apart his company. Full Story

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Tom Hardy on Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:15:41 August 27, 2013 13:15:41

Here are some ways an actor can make you hate him: 1.Be friends with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton 2.Hang out with Kellan Lutz 3.Date a Kardashian 4.Join Twitter/Instagram I actively avoid celebrity Twitter accounts. I actively avoid celebrities on social media. It’s too much fontrum. Full Story

August 27, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:09:09 August 27, 2013 13:09:09

Maddy -- Happy Birthday from Alyssa who tried to get you a ring from Jeremy Renner but you’ll have to settle for this instead! Wishing you an amazing start to your journalism career! To Lisa in Fredericton with love from your best friend Rebekah who says she’s grateful every day for your friendship – have a great Labour Day weekend together at the cottage! Happy birthday to our gorgeous sister Jacqueline from Laura, Michelle & Leslie – may it be the best year yet – we love you lots honey!  Here’s some eye candy to help you through the day – skinny Colin Farrell, old school Val Kilmer, Keanu, bland Henry Cavill, and this nugget from Dawsons for the laughs. Full Story

Monday, August 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

When Miley Cyrus arrived on the red carpet at the VMAs last night, it was implied that she was about to take over from Madonna and Britney. Like, that’s how Sway opened. He name-checked both of them and then… I’ll say this, before Duana takes over on Miley later on: back when Britney was what Miley is trying to be, in that sparkly nude bodysuit which, sh-t, seems conservative by today’s standards, she could dance her ass off.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 20:01:55 August 26, 2013 20:01:55

If I were Lady Gaga, I would have held them to my breast and comforted them too (Dlisted)

Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy’s first red carpet (Too Fab)

This picture makes a lot more sense now (The Superficial)

I don’t know why Megan Fox still has those sunglasses (Just Jared)

Every day is a fashion show for Vanessa Hudgens (Hollywood Tuna)

JLO’s G-rated weekend: Taylor Swift and Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson is lonely (Cele|bitchy)

Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than beater tanks? (Socialite Life)

Mila Kunis wants a ring? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I can’t. I … what will this look like in 30 years? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel confirm separation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 19:15:20 August 26, 2013 19:15:20
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Gareth Cattermole/ VALERY HACHE/ ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ PASCAL GUYOT/ Pascal Le Segretain/ OLIVIER LABAN-MATTEI/ Getty

According to La Parisienne, Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel have confirmed through their publicists that they have separated. They’ve been married 14 years. They have 2 daughters, Deva (2004) and Leonie (2010). Many people have long assumed that Bellucci and Cassel had an open marriage. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s weekend: garden parties and book signings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 18:01:44 August 26, 2013 18:01:44
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Hypnotics/ Splash, Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney hosted an English garden party for GOOP in the Hamptons on Friday. How do you make it on the guest list for this event? If I walked in would they automatically direct my Chinese ass into the kitchen? The dress with the two hearts is Stella, obviously. I love it a LOT. Full Story

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Ticking Clocks

Duana Posted by Duana at August 26, 2013 17:33:44 August 26, 2013 17:33:44

The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 7 recap My PVR didn’t originally record this episode, because it thought this episode wasn’t new. Enjoy that meta statement! Take it for what you will! Gaffes in cable providers aside, I’m not going to ask if anyone’s still watching The Newsroom. Full Story