Mimi’s open letter > everyone’s open letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 18:26:12 October 11, 2013 18:26:12

I should have known. It’s a holiday weekend. It’s THANKSGIVING. And you know what happens at holidays? Holidays are for Mimi. Because Mimi is a giver. She just can’t help herself. She cannot contain her generosity. Be thankful for Mimi. Because Mimi just wrote us an open letter, updating us on what’s been our primary concern – f*ck the prorogue, f-ck the government shutdown, f-ck everything…MIMI WAS INJURED. Full Story

Happy Hiddlemas, everyone!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 11, 2013 17:49:30 October 11, 2013 17:49:30
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It’s a good way to go out on a Friday. Here’s Tom Hiddleston being a big ole dork, doing an impression of Owen Wilson playing Loki. He’s a good mimic, he’s got decent delivery—how has he not done any comedies? Someone cast Hiddles in a comedy, please. Although you could argue that the Thor movies are basically comedies, but I’m not sure how much of that is intentional. Full Story

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“We gotta move”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 17:05:16 October 11, 2013 17:05:16

That’s a line from this new Monuments Mens trailer that was just released. And it could apply to the film’s awards season strategy too. They have to move. They have to move now because otherwise 12 Years A Slave will walk away with it. If they want to give 12 Years a run at all, they have to move. Full Story

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Walking Dead and back again

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 11, 2013 16:09:31 October 11, 2013 16:09:31

The Walking Dead returns on Sunday (recaps start Monday) and to “celebrate”, Rolling Stone has Officer Rick himself, Andrew Lincoln, on the cover, as well as new interviews with the cast. I say “celebrate” with electrical sarcasm because has any recent television show squandered more potential than The Walking Dead? The pilot was incredible but over three seasons the show has devolved into a hate-watch for many people, good mostly for spawning memes of the show’s more boneheaded characters Full Story

Good Morning Benedict Cumberbatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 15:36:11 October 11, 2013 15:36:11
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Benedict Cumberbatch was on Good Morning America today presumably to promote The Fifth Estate. Julian Assange borrowed from Sinead O’Connor this week and wrote a hissy fit open letter to Cumberbatch about his portrayal. Thanks for the publicity, Julian. Don’t you know? Or does he know and that’s the point? Too heavy before a long weekend. Full Story

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Family Ties

Duana Posted by Duana at October 11, 2013 15:21:32 October 11, 2013 15:21:32

I know networks program things opposite each other in order to win ratings fights, but it really makes it difficult for those of us who watch a lot. I didn’t watch Glee last night, because I couldn’t bear to, and I never watch Grey’s Anatomy, and still Thursday is a crazy packed night rivaling only Sunday in its television goodness and density. Full Story

Gossip Nostalgia: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 14:51:04 October 11, 2013 14:51:04
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I miss you, Vancouver. It’s Thanksgiving and I miss you. STAR Magazine via Celebitchy just gave me a reason to write about it. According to STAR, Ben Affleck will be shooting Superman & Batman in Vancouver. And since he supposedly fingered a girl in Vancouver while he was engaged to JLO, they’re saying Jennifer Garner’s going to lock him down when he’s there because she hates how he behaves in Vancity…what? This is why it’s amateur hour over at STAR. Full Story

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Shia’s smoking O face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 14:09:02 October 11, 2013 14:09:02

Several character posters for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac were released yesterday featuring all the actors’ orgasm faces. Some of them, I think, are coming while stimulating themselves. Some of them are coming while being stimulated. Shia is … I don’t know what Shia LaBeouf is. Full Story

October 11, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 13:49:56 October 11, 2013 13:49:56
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Haley! It’s your 25th Birthday! Happy Birthday from mom! Low key before NYC sounds perfect. Have a great time this weekend and save your money for New York. The shopping this time of year is the best. “Rina- Happy Birthday! Even though time differences and oceans separate us, you are still one of my dearest friends and I hope you have the most amazing day today. Full Story

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Jimmy Kimmel gave Kanye West almost 30 minutes last night and just pressed play. Kanye did as Kanye does: he performed, he delivered, he entertained. “We are here to entertain you,” he preached. Always. Because whatever your feelings about Kanye – you hate him, you love him, you defend him, you mock him – it’s undeniable that Kanye is never boring.  Read Full Intro

American Hustle Scorsese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 20:17:06 October 10, 2013 20:17:06
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The second trailer for American Hustle has been released. Even from the beginning everyone was saying it felt like a Scorsese picture but now, this, this is like a Scorsese pattern. It hit me near the end, when Christian Bale delivers this line: "It's gotta be the best we've ever done. Full Story

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