Fifty Shades Of My Obsession

June 19, 2013 22:27:33 Posted at June 19, 2013 22:27:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was the obvious title of this post. What else could it be? Thank you for all your emails and tweets. And your concern. And your mockery. You know what I love? I love that you reached out to me on this news. This is vanity, yes. Let me own that. I am proud of it. That somehow, in a sick, weird, loser way, some of you associate me with. Full Story

Career Prospectus: Alia Shawkat

June 19, 2013 21:39:29 Posted at June 19, 2013 21:39:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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(For previous installments of Career Prospectus, please click here.) I've loved Alia Shawkat for a very, very long time.  I remember watching State of Grace, then she went on to star in one of my favorite shows of all time, and one that was egregiously canceled, Arrested Development. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 19, 2013 20:11:14 Posted at June 19, 2013 20:11:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m down with Armie Hammer’s sex respect but why does it have to sound so... juvenile? (Dlisted)

Where will Justin Bieber abandon his cat? (FishWrapper

As if she has to look down to see her tits (The Superficial)

Ew. EW. It’s over...but (in a small voice) maybe I still would (Just Jared)

Beautiful Christina Hendricks photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie in Syria (Pop Sugar)

This is way better than fighting over Twitter (Cele|bitchy)

A bloody True Blood 6 (Romance Beat)

Seriously. This guy does nothing for me. NOTHING. (Towleroad)

Jenny Humphrey and Miley Cyrus should be the new t.A.T.u. (Hollywood PQ)

 

Gwyneth in Vegas

June 19, 2013 18:39:59 Posted at June 19, 2013 18:39:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Well... This is about right. In her mind, that is. In her mind she’s dressing for her audience -- in this case the Licensing Expo in Las Vegas yesterday where she delivered the keynote address, talking about how she’s taking Goop global. Fine, but I haven’t hated a Gwyneth Paltrow outfit the way I hate this one in a long, long time. Full Story

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Blonde Ambition 2013

June 19, 2013 17:03:07 Posted at June 19, 2013 17:03:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna was in New York last night for the screening of her MDNA tour film. As you can see, she’s revived her interpretation of Marlene Dietrich, the “double drag”. (Click here for a good scholarly read on “double drag”. Full Story

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Am I one of them?

June 19, 2013 16:26:55 Posted at June 19, 2013 16:26:55
Duana Posted by Duana

A hypocrite, I mean. I really don’t want to be. But I can feel it closing in. Is it nobler to admit it, or to feign that it’s not happening? The truth is always the way, right? Here’s what I’m saying: after whining about how people have to learn to interpret fiction onscreen differently than the fiction in their heads, I need to point out that this Entertainment Weekly cover Full Story

Anchorman 2 has salon-quality hair

June 19, 2013 16:18:13 Posted at June 19, 2013 16:18:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah

After promising teasers, the first trailer for Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues has been released and it’s already quotable. This is the measure of a good comedy—not necessarily a good movie, but a good comedy—how often and how long you can quote it. Full Story

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Cumberbatch in Greece, Fassbender in the South

June 19, 2013 15:34:41 Posted at June 19, 2013 15:34:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Benedict Cumberbatch was in Greece yesterday to promote Sherlock. He looks hot. As in temperature. In other Cumberbatch news, a still of him in Twelve Years A Slave, Steve McQueen’s upcoming film starring Chiwetel Ejiofor about a free man tricked into slavery was released yesterday. Michael Fassbender plays an evil plantation owner. Full Story

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Carb Face Yodelling

June 19, 2013 15:04:28 Posted at June 19, 2013 15:04:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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World War Z opens on Wednesday. You hear me? World War Z opens on Wednesday. Brad Pitt wants you to know World War Z opens on Wednesday. And he’s doing everything he can to make sure. Including yodelling. It’s been a while since he’s had to hustle this hard, non? It’s still less in comparison to the lessers. Full Story

Miley with Liam and on weed

June 19, 2013 14:47:20 Posted at June 19, 2013 14:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Not at the same time. Or, I dunno, maybe at the same time. It has been a long, LONG time since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were photographed together. Put it this way -- Liam’s been photographed with January Jones more recently than he has with his on/off maybe on again fiancée. Full Story