Hate f-cking Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 15:46:14 November 18, 2013 15:46:14
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Bobbie Brown, who was Tommy Lee’s blonde before he married Pamela Anderson, known as one of the hottest rock groupies of the late 80s and early 90s, has written a memoir. She and Lee had a violent relationship. And when he left her for Pam, Bobbie says she started “hate-f-cking whoever out of anger”. Full Story

35 years? Mira said 35 years, didn’t she? Were they 12?

Duana Posted by Duana at November 18, 2013 15:34:04 November 18, 2013 15:34:04
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Homeland Season 3 Episode 8 recap It’s hard not to fixate on details like this because they come in such an unusual way.   Little dribs and drabs of relationship issues and personal lives that are in such stark contrast to the mechanics of the CIA’s day-to-day. But seriously. Full Story

As IF Terrence Howard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 14:47:02 November 18, 2013 14:47:02

 This b-tch. Terrence Howard played Rhodey, Tony Stark’s best friend, in the first Iron Man movie. He was good in the role. I enjoyed their chemistry. I enjoyed his exasperation every time Tony behaved like, well, Tony. Clearly Howard enjoyed himself too. Because he wanted more money to come back for the sequel(s). Full Story

The Walking Dead 4.6: “Cross my heart”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 18, 2013 14:37:27 November 18, 2013 14:37:27

The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 6 recap After the cliffhanger reveal of the Governor in last week’s episode, this week we get to spend the whole hour catching up on what the Governor has been up to since the collapse of Woodbury. Or, as he’s now being called, Brian Heriot. Because what better time to steal an identity than in the zombie apocalypse? The thing about the Governor is that, even if you haven’t read the comics, it was always clear that he was a bad guy. Full Story

Emma & Andrew are back too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 14:16:18 November 18, 2013 14:16:18
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Just as it’s been a while since we’ve seen the Brange, it’s also been months since we’ve seen Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield out together in LA. Emma spent part of the summer working in France on a Woody Allen film and then the two were in England together in late August/early September celebrating his 30th birthday. Full Story

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Brange’s Oscar Saturday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 13:39:53 November 18, 2013 13:39:53
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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences hosted the Governors Awards on Saturday night to honour Angela Lansbury, Steve Martin, Piero Tosi, and Angelina Jolie. Jolie is now the youngest ever recipient of the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Honourary Oscar. She flew in from Australia, where she’s directing her next film, Unbroken, about Louis Zamperini, now 96, who was one of her guests at the event. Full Story

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November 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 13:28:02 November 18, 2013 13:28:02

Hey Angelica – it’s a perfect name for you, because you’re an angel to so many: your mother, your friends, the animals. Which is why they’re helping you get back up. Were you surprised by this Full Story

Friday, November 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The Recording Academy and CBS announced yesterday that a two hour special is being planned to commemorate the 50th anniversary of The Beatles first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. The Night That Changed America: A Grammy Salute To The Beatles will air on February 9 at 8pm. How fortunate that February 9 half a century later falls on a Sunday, non?

Something like 75 million people watched The Beatles that night. Most consider it to be the first night of the British Invasion, a watershed moment in entertainment history. I worry sometimes that my two nephews and my niece, ages 15, 13, and 11, won’t have a Beatles song for every occasion that way so many of us do.

Today feels like an All My Loving day.

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
Tomorrow I’ll miss you

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 20:01:39 November 15, 2013 20:01:39

Thank you so so so so so so so much for your emails and tweets re: my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Pre-sales! Click here! (Are you tired of me pimping it yet? I’m squawking for the Squawker…sorry?)

Have a great weekend!

Lindsay Lohan’s showing side tit. Is it a sign? (Dlisted)

I broke out into a sweat watching this (The Superficial)

Rihanna. Possessed. (Too Fab)

Sienna Miller exercising (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Day-Lewis is frugal (Cele|bitchy)

I’d rather see Miley Cyrus shirtless (Just Jared)

Do you like this green leather jacket? (Hollywood Tuna)

This model wasn’t feeling Taylor Swift (IDLYITW)

I will watch, but I predict that I will be bored (Evil Beet Gossip)

It’s like…Samantha Micelli can’t wait to be 50 (Go Fug Yourself)

Miley at the Bambi Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2013 18:49:52 November 15, 2013 18:49:52

This black dress. It’s vintage Gaultier. She could never have pulled it off 3 years ago. Even 2 years ago? But now it’s perfect. Miley Cyrus wears a lot of provocative sh-t these days. But when she’s not trying to shove it in your face, she’s also fronting some interesting fashion, interesting pieces. Full Story

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Mimi Shuts Down Harry Connick Jr.

Dean Posted by Dean at November 15, 2013 18:07:36 November 15, 2013 18:07:36
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Like the guy who brings a stick of butter to nuclear weapon fight, Harry Connick Jr. is now trying to throw down with Mariah Carey and failing hard. In case you missed it, the backstory is that Mariah was on Hot 97 the other day and said that working on Idol was “hell”, which is very believable and the most interesting thing anyone who works for American Idol has said since 1962. Full Story

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