October 4, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2013 13:16:40 October 4, 2013 13:16:40

Shannon -- Happy 40th Birthday from Violetta! By request, here’s Khal Drogo, your sun and stars. To Adele – Happy 30th Birthday, you boar. No pork and not just tomorrow but all weekend, just to be safe, ok? You want a hit of the Chinese Squawking Chicken? How about this – she called the other night to tell me that she wants to do a twice-weekly feng shui blog starting in January. Full Story

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“She kind of gave up her childhood.” – Tish Cyrus, of Miley Cyrus, on MTV last night during the Miley documentary to promote her album release. Did you watch? I’ve only watched parts of it. But this was the quote that stood out the most to me of what I did see.  Read Full Intro

Henry and Hammer: after the summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 21:02:06 October 3, 2013 21:02:06
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Bauer-Griffin

Looking ahead from 6 months, there were high expectations for both Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer. Man Of Steel and The Lone Ranger were supposed to make them big movie stars? What’s on the report card? Well, Cavill pissed his momentum away with a Kaley Cuoco situation. And Hammer’s Lone Ranger took a dump at the box office and then he tried to blame the critics for its failure. Full Story

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Penelope post Luna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 20:18:46 October 3, 2013 20:18:46
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Stuart C. Wilson/ BEN STANSALL/ Getty

It's been so long since we've seen her on a carpet and seeing her here now... Look at her. I have missed her. She is glorious. A vision! Here's Penelope Cruz at a London screening of The Counselor with Javier Bardem and Michael Fassbender. Ordinarily, I'd maaayyyybe wonder if the floor length gown is kinda over the top buuuuuut. Full Story

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Romeo & Juliet 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 19:55:02 October 3, 2013 19:55:02
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Doth with their death bury their parents' strife With their death, a story made eternal. God I love iambic pentametre. This should be a mandate on Twitter one day. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 18:26:13 October 3, 2013 18:26:13

Sasha finds Jennifer Aniston's outfit in Lifestyle

Nicki Minaj and Zac Efron did it??? (Dlisted)

Rihanna answered Miley’s challenge (The Superficial)

See Pamela Anderson? You don’t need a f-cking ring light! (FishWrapper)

You know I’m into Kerry Washington. And I’m into gingham. But not together (Pop Sugar)

If Tom Hiddleston had a girlfriend… he might not anymore…(Cele|bitchy)

George Clooney won’t date Sandra Bullock for the bro code (Just Jared)

Really like Sofia Vergara’s eye makeup here (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez: a dating status (Moe Jackson)

Olivia Wilde, casual and cute (Popoholic)

OMG I love Hailee Steinfeld’s pants (Go Fug Yourself)
 

The Bridge 1.13: “We need to fix this”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 3, 2013 17:55:27 October 3, 2013 17:55:27

The Bridge, Season 1 Episode 13 recap I’m not sure I’ve seen a more frustrating first season than that of The Bridge. It started out so promising, with a serial killer mystery and a gruesome crime set in a fascinating and complicated environment, starring a cast of intriguing characters. Full Story

Drake forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 17:24:02 October 3, 2013 17:24:02
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WENN

Chris Brown apparently facebooked yesterday that he was working in studio with Drake. The two were at the iHeartradio event a couple of weeks ago in Vegas and it was supposedly Brown who went into Drake's dressing room to talk things through. So the feud is officially over. Credit to Brown there for initiating the peace? Sure. Full Story

Elizabeth Olsen is the newest Avenger

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 3, 2013 16:33:32 October 3, 2013 16:33:32
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Doug Meszler/ Splash

It was supposed to be Saoirse Ronan. Marvel wanted it to be Saoirse Ronan. But she passed and Marvel moved on. (The unofficial story is that her people tried to game Marvel for money and unless your initials are R, D and J, that sh*t don’t fly. Full Story

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Two Princes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 15:47:07 October 3, 2013 15:47:07
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WENN

And not William and Harry. This is the set of Into The Woods in England. And that’s Billy Magnussen who plays Rapunzel’s prince with Chris Pine who plays Cinderella’s prince. These princes costumes are kinda rock’n’roll, non? And these two actors are certainly very…princely. Full Story

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Mothers on the school run

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 15:07:35 October 3, 2013 15:07:35
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GSNY/ JDH Imagez/ Splash

On the first week of The Social, which was also back-to-school week for kids, we talked about how much money moms have been spending on themselves on the school run. It came out of this article in the Daily Mail that reported that many mothers were planning their outfits in a week in advance…just to drop their kids off at school. Full Story

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