Angie and her pre-teen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 17:51:37 August 16, 2013 17:51:37
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Angelina Jolie arrived at LAX with son Maddox yesterday. Maddox just turned 12. Look at him. I am tripping. He is fully pre-teen. Fully, fully pre-teen. Pre-teen with pre-teen style. Pre-teen with pre-teen attitude? Come on. They all have attitude. This kid in the leather jacket? He’s gonna have some attitude. Full Story

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It’s not a puppy but…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 16:17:25 August 16, 2013 16:17:25

Tom Hardy filmed a documentary called Poaching Wars With Tom Hardy. He’s trying to protect the rhinos and elephants! Said Tom: “All over Sub-Saharan Africa, the poaching crisis is spreading like a plague. Cameroon, Chad, Mozambique and the Democratic Republic of the Congo have all seen large-scale elephant slaughter and throughout the rest of Africa, rhino and elephant are being killed in alarming numbers. Full Story

The new Power Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 16:08:33 August 16, 2013 16:08:33
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After Stacy Keibler and George Clooney broke up, I wondered whether or not I'd ever write about her again. On her own, Keibler isn't a story. But Keibler isn't on her own anymore. Check it out -- she's on holiday with Naomi Drama. It's the new power couple: supermodel and supergirlfriend, and they're both single. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and the Mila Kunis guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 15:33:22 August 16, 2013 15:33:22
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You remember that spectacular Mila Kunis interview with the young bumbling English journalist? Click here for a refresher. Jennifer Aniston was in London this week to promote We’re The Millers and talked to him too. This time, since it’s not new anymore, his awkwardness seemed more contrived. Full Story

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Leo and Toni on the court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 14:49:22 August 16, 2013 14:49:22
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Leonardo DiCaprio continues his Spanish vacation – he was in Ibiza last week and now he and girlfriend Toni Garrn are in Mallorca (home of Rafael Nadal!). They played tennis, then went home on their bikes. Here’s something that makes me crazy: people playing sports in inappropriate footwear. Full Story

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Beyonce: from pixie to bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:49:36 August 16, 2013 13:49:36
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Beyonce, Jay-Z, and the Blue Ivy Carter were in Miami the other day. As you can see, Beysus is working a new bob. I love it. And I especially love it with the headband. She looks great. And fresh. And so young!  Will she keep it like this for a while? Well, that pixie didn’t last long, did it? Beyonce cut her hair last week. Full Story

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The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:32:47 August 16, 2013 13:32:47

She has a website now: LindsayLohan.com Why? Presumably to help you be more like her, Lindsay Lohan, a f-cking loser. There are posts dedicated to Chanel, “timeless, classic, chic”, with vintage Chanel fragrance ads you can find on any google search or Pinterest board, only Lohan thought of it first, you know? There’s also an entry featuring her video for Rumours, remember that? “Why can’t they back off me? Why can’t they let me live. Full Story

August 16, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:19:03 August 16, 2013 13:19:03

Happy 30th Birthday Meg from Heather and Meredith who are coming to Philadelphia from Boston to celebrate you this weekend. By request, here are Taylor Kitsch and Brad Leland aka Buddy Garrity. Let me side with your girlfriends on this though – that since you were SO LATE to the FNL situation, even though all of us were on your ass about it, you do not get to claim Tim Riggins…WTF?! Now would you please get started on Hogwarts, Jesus! Heather! Moving never ends. Full Story

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I don’t know how he does it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 21:00:56 August 15, 2013 21:00:56
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Rob Lowe. Does he sacrifice puppies or something? WHAT? HOW? I have nothing else to say about Rob Lowe except he’s leaving Parks & Recreation. Fine. But what is your secret????????? Also posting new photos of Eddie Redmayne walking around in London because he looks really good in those pants and I like his grumpy I just woke up face. Full Story

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Cate Blanchett: spirit of the 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 20:00:32 August 15, 2013 20:00:32

This is worthy of a punch in the face. Do it now. Look at this Armani ad featuring Cate Blanchett and punch yourself in the face from the gorgessity and the awesome. There’s a distinct 80s vibe about the styling here, non? And the lighting, the tone… It’s a little…Carol Bouquet for Chanel, right? I’ve been complaining about Mr Armani’s stuck-in-the-80s imagination on the runway for a while now. Full Story