Tom Hardy doesn’t know about deadlines

March 27, 2013 14:59:22 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:59:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story

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March 27, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2013 14:27:20 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:27:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it? Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Full Story

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Tiger Woods is #1 again after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill yesterday. It’s the 8th time he’s won the tournament. The comeback is complete. Winning, then, does take care of everything. Thanks Nike. Winning is the ultimate whitewash.

Oh, no, wait. Motherhood is also the ultimate whitewash. Because have you heard? Snooki is now apparently a “Feminist Mom”. (Thanks Sarah). Apparently she normalised breastfeeding or something and that’s, well, that’s enough, it’s all it takes. Men are redeemed by success and victory. Women by... feeding their children...?

I’m not saying I agree or that I disagree. All I’m asking is if this is the message.

In Victoria tonight for the first Faculty of Celebrity Studies stop with vitaminwater Canada. #rumorestimmortalis. Can’t wait to see you all there! Next: Edmonton and Winnipeg -- details are coming tomorrow!

Yours in gossip,


Nicole, Meryl, and Harvey

March 26, 2013 21:04:15 Posted at March 26, 2013 21:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Deadline confirmed yesterday that The Weinstein Company has acquired distribution rights for Grace Of Monaco starring Nicole Kidman. So, you know what that means: he’ll be pushing Granny Freeze for an Oscar campaign next year. (By the way, the Oscars will be held back to March 2, 2014 to accommodate the Olympics. Full Story

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Little Baby’s naked phase

March 26, 2013 20:08:40 Posted at March 26, 2013 20:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 26, 2013 19:56:17 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to flatiron your hair (Dlisted)

It’s kinda like...bingeing before going on a diet, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Oh sweet Jesus. The Gender Reveal MANICURE! For f-ck’s sake! (Too Fab) me a pimple. Or maybe they’re really bad at spelling? Something! (Pop Sugar)

Liam wanted Miley to be more mature so...he hooked up with January Jones?! (Cele|bitchy)

New Mad Men portraits (Just Jared)

Um...bunny (Hollywood Tuna)

Lampshade or umbrella? (Amy Grindhouse)

Please, please let my marriage last because I don’t want to have to do this one day (Popoholic)

Ummm... what is happening when Jessica Chastain and Ke$ha have to go head to head? (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh is a proper Fashion House

March 26, 2013 19:49:58 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:49:58
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As she retires from “singing” (and posing) with the Spice Girls and settles (back) into life in London, Victoria Beckham is making it clear that going forward, she is all fashion, all the time. Her online shopping site launched this week, and her recommended pick? Sunglasses. Like a pair of $850 aviators. Full Story

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James Franco knows about “Hathahate”

March 26, 2013 19:10:15 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story

Eddie in a blue sweater

March 26, 2013 15:48:44 Posted at March 26, 2013 15:48:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eddie Redmayne went to the theatre last night with his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe in London. This post, really, is for Jacek, who has a hard-on for Eddie Redmayne or, specifically, “Eddie Redmayne and his girlfriend”. Because after the release of Les Miserables, people are googling that all day. Full Story

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Tom Cruise blows up the moon

March 26, 2013 15:23:25 Posted at March 26, 2013 15:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They took out the moon? I just watched a new tv spot for the upcoming Oblivion and I think Morgan Freeman says they took out the moon. Has Michael Bay ever taken out the moon? Is this a Michael Bay movie? What IS this movie??? Tom Cruise’s Oblivion opens on April 19. He really has to start selling it now. Full Story

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