Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever

March 27, 2013 15:51:36 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story

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Snow White House Down

March 27, 2013 15:28:10 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Pacific Coast News

They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about the White House getting blitzed and Channing Tatum saving the president. Full Story

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Justified 4.12: “Today is another opportunity to mess up some bad guy’s day”

March 27, 2013 15:10:08 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:10:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4, Episode 12 recap. Penultimate Justified. Last week’s episode was so crazy good I’m not sure how the remaining two episodes can top it. Season 4 started slow but has become the best season after season 2. While season 2 is still the most cohesive effort from Justified, with the strongest antagonist and supporting characters (although Colton Rhodes is the gift that keeps on giving), there is a lot to be said for the re-watchability of season 4. Full Story

Tom Hardy doesn’t know about deadlines

March 27, 2013 14:59:22 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:59:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash

And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story

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March 27, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2013 14:27:20 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:27:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it? Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Full Story

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Tiger Woods is #1 again after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill yesterday. It’s the 8th time he’s won the tournament. The comeback is complete. Winning, then, does take care of everything. Thanks Nike. Winning is the ultimate whitewash.

Oh, no, wait. Motherhood is also the ultimate whitewash. Because have you heard? Snooki is now apparently a “Feminist Mom”. (Thanks Sarah). Apparently she normalised breastfeeding or something and that’s, well, that’s enough, it’s all it takes. Men are redeemed by success and victory. Women by... feeding their children...?

I’m not saying I agree or that I disagree. All I’m asking is if this is the message.

In Victoria tonight for the first Faculty of Celebrity Studies stop with vitaminwater Canada. #rumorestimmortalis. Can’t wait to see you all there! Next: Edmonton and Winnipeg -- details are coming tomorrow!

Yours in gossip,


Nicole, Meryl, and Harvey

March 26, 2013 21:04:15 Posted at March 26, 2013 21:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dominik Bindl /AFP /Getty Images

Deadline confirmed yesterday that The Weinstein Company has acquired distribution rights for Grace Of Monaco starring Nicole Kidman. So, you know what that means: he’ll be pushing Granny Freeze for an Oscar campaign next year. (By the way, the Oscars will be held back to March 2, 2014 to accommodate the Olympics. Full Story

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Little Baby’s naked phase

March 26, 2013 20:08:40 Posted at March 26, 2013 20:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 26, 2013 19:56:17 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to flatiron your hair (Dlisted)

It’s kinda like...bingeing before going on a diet, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Oh sweet Jesus. The Gender Reveal MANICURE! For f-ck’s sake! (Too Fab) me a pimple. Or maybe they’re really bad at spelling? Something! (Pop Sugar)

Liam wanted Miley to be more mature so...he hooked up with January Jones?! (Cele|bitchy)

New Mad Men portraits (Just Jared)

Um...bunny (Hollywood Tuna)

Lampshade or umbrella? (Amy Grindhouse)

Please, please let my marriage last because I don’t want to have to do this one day (Popoholic)

Ummm... what is happening when Jessica Chastain and Ke$ha have to go head to head? (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh is a proper Fashion House

March 26, 2013 19:49:58 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:49:58
Maria Posted by Maria

As she retires from “singing” (and posing) with the Spice Girls and settles (back) into life in London, Victoria Beckham is making it clear that going forward, she is all fashion, all the time. Her online shopping site launched this week, and her recommended pick? Sunglasses. Like a pair of $850 aviators. Full Story

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James Franco knows about “Hathahate”

March 26, 2013 19:10:15 Posted at March 26, 2013 19:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story