Katie’s new role, and it’s not tap dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 15:01:39 September 30, 2013 15:01:39
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Did you catch that in Tina Fey’s monologue on Saturday Night Live? She was telling the new cast members that dancing for the host is part of the job. Then she replayed all the times she had to jazz hand it during her 9 years as a regular player on the show. And she remembered how Will Ferrell had to tap dance for o the same…for Katie Holmes, because Katie Holmes can’t tap. Full Story

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Tina and the new cast members

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 14:43:43 September 30, 2013 14:43:43

Saturday Night Live kicked off a new season on Saturday with host Tina Fey and several new cast members. One woman…and all white. So after 39 seasons, you know, take comfort in the fact that not much has changed. Well, at least it didn’t suck. How could it suck with Tina around? And Jesse Pinkman? Everyone’s favourite sketch was Girls and Blerta (Kate McKinnon was so good in that). Full Story

Masters Of Sex pilot review

Duana Posted by Duana at September 30, 2013 14:17:53 September 30, 2013 14:17:53

Here’s what I know you want to know – is this show clinical and kind of boring, or sexy enough to be titillating viewing, or something in the middle? One of the things that happens is that dudes who say “How does Wesley Snipes from 30 Rock get to have women like Kate Beckinsale and Rachel McAdams?” will continue to say that. Full Story

Mila Kunis too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 14:06:38 September 30, 2013 14:06:38
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We were just talking about Katy Perry’s attraction to John Mayer’s “genius”. And now here’s Mila Kunis, arriving at LAX with Ashton Kutcher yesterday after hitting up Toronto’s Just For Laughs Festival where she performed a Family Guy reading with other members of the cast. Full Story

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Katy Perry loves a “genius”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 13:09:53 September 30, 2013 13:09:53

Katy Perry covers the new issue of BILLBOARD. 5 years ago, when Katy Perry first broke out, did you think that she would go on to become “the first woman, and second artist overall following Michael Jackson, in the 55-year history of the BILLBOARD Hot 100 to send five songs from the same album to No. Full Story

Hello, Homeland.

Duana Posted by Duana at September 30, 2013 12:59:10 September 30, 2013 12:59:10

Homeland Season 3 Episode 1 recap Nothing is, anymore. There’s only what was and isn’t any longer. It’s that weird, quiet space in the aftermath, and the show doesn’t squirm away from it. It’s there. Firstly, there isn’t the CIA. Obviously. It was summarily blown up. Full Story

Doing it through the underwear hole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 12:51:39 September 30, 2013 12:51:39

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either. When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Full Story

Breaking Bad, one last time

Maria Posted by Maria at September 30, 2013 12:48:24 September 30, 2013 12:48:24

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16 recap series finale I was stuck at the airport yesterday, and as I stressed about missing Breaking Bad, most of my thoughts were on Walt’s take on chemistry – the study of change. Growth, decay, transformation. Walt to Heisenberg wasn’t quite a transformation, as I had always assumed. Full Story

September 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 12:30:20 September 30, 2013 12:30:20

Mark! Happy Birthday from “The Fam”. What’s this about a “shirtless Channing Tatum obsession”? Members of your blood “fam” are very curious. "For Denise, from all of her gossipy friends. Today we're celebrating not just the good times, but everything that made you into the woman you are today -Jack and Ava's amazing mother who bravely attends their friends' birthday parties without a thermos of wine, the scrappy defender of seats at SMUT, the proud and shameless wearer of Croc flip-flops, the relentless freelance red carpet photographer at TIFF (and Twitter-shamer of Adam Levine), and the incredible friend to all of your gossips. Full Story

Friday, September 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re a fan of yourself.” – Kanye West No idea. Do you know what that means? Wait, don’t answer that. Don’t even bother to think about that. It doesn’t matter.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2013 20:31:06 September 27, 2013 20:31:06

OK. I officially love Blake Shelton (The Superficial

Ebola Paris Hilton tries to deny it’s a virus (Dlisted

JLo’s open mouth in denim (Too Fab

Chelsea Handler goes paddle boarding (Pop Sugar

Alexander Skarsgard thinks Americans are tight asses (Cele|bitchy

Colin Farrell and World of Warcraft (Just Jared

Jessica Alba in a crop top dress (Hollywood Tuna

I’m wearing Katy Perry’s skirt next week on The Social (Evil Beet Gossip

Scarjo as a tacky mall girl (Popoholic

I like Catherine Zeta Jones’s two piece China dress (Go Fug Yourself