Tom Hiddleston’s serial killer commercial

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 29, 2014 18:17:24 January 29, 2014 18:17:24

When last we heard from Tom Hiddleston, he had four dead bodies in the trunk of his car. I had a lot of questions about a commercial that had no problem insinuating its protagonist had just committed quadruple homicide. Well, now we have the full Super Bowl spot from Jaguar, and it totally implies that Tom Hiddleston is a serial killer. Full Story

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Whatever happened to predictability?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 17:05:24 January 29, 2014 17:05:24
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I fully expect Duana, and all you 80s/90s family TV watchers to know exactly what this is immediately. Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, and Uncle Joey were all in New York together today. I think it has something to do with a Super Bowl commercial? But that really doesn’t matter. What matters is that …wait… I was going to say that John Stamos makes everyone else look bad but Bob Saget and Dave Coulier (You Oughta Know) are actually holding up ok. Full Story

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Hugh Grant keeps spawning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:38:41 January 29, 2014 16:38:41
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Apparently Hugh Grant has another child. We already know about two of them. The first, a daughter called Tabitha, was the result of a “fleeting affair” with Tinglan Hong. Those aren’t my words. Those are HIS words. From his publicist upon confirmation of the birth. You remember that classy move? Hugh and Hong followed up with another child, this time a son, Felix, and welcomed more enthusiastically Full Story

Leo is a Tiger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:27:29 January 29, 2014 16:27:29
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Leonardo DiCaprio, always popular, could be even more popular after Friday as we move into the Year of the Horse. Horses and Tigers are very compatible. Tigers can protect Rats. If I’m a Hollywood Rat, I might be trying to shield myself behind Leo’s luck for the next 12 months. Unless he’s too busy looking out for his mentee, Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. Full Story

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Cam D is a Rat too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:10:28 January 29, 2014 16:10:28
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There are a lot of Rats in Hollywood. 1972 seems to be a big celebrity year. In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s also Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Eminem, Sofia Vergara, and Cameron Diaz. Cam stepped out last night in New York at the TAG Heuer flagship opening in an amazing coat and fresh skin, looking like she’s ready for whatever sh-t the Horse is about to jam in her face. Full Story

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Gwyneth is a Rat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 15:24:54 January 29, 2014 15:24:54
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You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. Full Story

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Madonna & Miley tongues out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 15:10:03 January 29, 2014 15:10:03
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Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The Social to see Miley open her tour at Rogers Arena. Full Story

Justified 5.4: “So I know you’re a Crowe”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 29, 2014 14:38:29 January 29, 2014 14:38:29

Justified Season 5 Episode 4 recap. Four episodes in and a theme is emerging for Justified season five: Consequences. It started at the end of season four when Ava was arrested for Delroy’s murder and Raylan sanctioned Nicky Augustine’s murder, and now the consequences are just piling up for everyone. Full Story

This is Sienna…now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 14:24:42 January 29, 2014 14:24:42

Really good profile of Sienna Miller in the new ESQUIRE UK. Helps that she knows the writer and that they have mutual friends. Because she’s candid, a lot more candid than we’re used to from celebrities. And part of that is comfort but, as the writer suggests, most of that is just…her. Full Story

January 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 14:12:35 January 29, 2014 14:12:35

Jamie! Happy Birthday from your partner in gossip and sister Gaby who says that since you got the best guy ever, you don’t need shirtless photos of anyone. Fine. How about pandas then?  Full Story

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to bed (if you can), make sure the sheets are fresh, and then try not to do much cleaning at least over the weekend.  Read Full Intro