Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 20:14:45 September 26, 2013 20:14:45

Sasha Finds Diane Kruger’s evil eye and black dresses for new breasts in LifeStyle

Bieber gets slapped – GO (Dlisted

Gross. And no one did anything about it…? (The Superficial 

Britney rides with her boys (Too Fab

Aaron Paul and a fan-baby (Pop Sugar

Holy sh-t John Stamos at 50 looks better than Johnny Depp at 50, right? (Cele|bitchy

Kaley Cuoco is engaged which totally proves… Henry Cavill was a fake? (Just Jared

Paula Patton really is a good sport (Hollywood Tuna

Yeah, so no this is not my Stanley (Towleroad

These Avon ads look like Cavalli commercials (Popoholic

Oh My God, Amanda Peet at the Emmys (Go Fug Yourself

 

Joss Whedon: Crushing it

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 26, 2013 18:04:31 September 26, 2013 18:04:31
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This week was the premiere of Marvel and ABC’s joint venture, Agents of SHIELD, the small-screen spin-off of Marvel’s cinematic universe, starring Clark Gregg as Agent Coulson. It led the fall season as the most hyped new show, and the one carrying almost unbearable expectations thanks to the success of The Avengers. Full Story

Divergent: More Of The Same

Duana Posted by Duana at September 26, 2013 17:16:02 September 26, 2013 17:16:02

There's a new Divergent featurette. I mean, watch it, by all means – but it’s the same damn thing as we’ve seen before. Tris is Divergent! Lots of cutting between industrial street scenes and fight scenes!  You really don’t know what’s going on, what a “faction” is, or why you should care, but it’s okay because the lighting seems ominous so maybe that’s enough reason to be worried. Full Story

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Brad & Shia went camping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 16:16:24 September 26, 2013 16:16:24
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I love this story. US Weekly reports in its new issue that Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf, who are shooting a movie together called The Fury, had to go camping together with 3 other cast members as a bonding exercise. No cell phones. They had to gather food and sleep in tents. Full Story

On Set, Into The Woods

Duana Posted by Duana at September 26, 2013 15:31:50 September 26, 2013 15:31:50
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And now, a diversion into a particular pocket of nerd… “Into The Woods It’s Time To Go I Hate To Leave I Have To Though…” If you know – if you have that particular brand of musical nerd in you – you got a bit hyper and out of breath as you mouthed those words super-rapidly. Full Story

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Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 14:44:03 September 26, 2013 14:44:03
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Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Full Story

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Madonna’s men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 14:19:15 September 26, 2013 14:19:15
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Madonna was at a screening for Steven Klein’s secretprojectrevolution in New York the other night and she sang and dropped some performance art and I haven’t had a chance to watch the video yet because it’s 17 minutes long but we have other things to talk about anyway. All The Madge’s Men were there. Full Story

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The Bridge 1.12: “You have to be careful with what you know”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 26, 2013 13:57:35 September 26, 2013 13:57:35
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The Bridge Season 1, Episode 12 recap. It’s the penultimate episode of The Bridge. Usually this is the episode where all the sh*t goes down, but we’ve already been through the big serial killer reveal, David Tate has already has his showdown, and Gus died in the previous episode. All that’s left is to wrap up whatever is going on with Rich Widow, resolve Creepy Steven’s plotline, and deal with the David Tate fallout. Full Story

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The Blake Lively Lifestyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 13:26:21 September 26, 2013 13:26:21
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But you expected this, didn’t you? Blake Lively’s been married a year. She’s also showing off her skills in the kitchen.  She bakes a lot. She’s decorating her home. She loves fashion… It’s Gossip Girl turned GOOP, and now she’s telling UK VOGUE Full Story

September 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 13:09:40 September 26, 2013 13:09:40

Alison! Happy Birthday…to us! Hope you’ve had an amazing birthday week. I mean…it has to be a week, right? To Eleanor from Mary-Helen – Happy 30th Birthday! Wishing you both an amazing weekend together in London. Are you going to that bar where we met up last time? How long has it been, Ele? Full Story

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

As reported yesterday, on Monday’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, Leah Remini revealed that the Church Of Scientology was “looking for me to fail” on the show so that they could hahaha her in front of all their other members, like that would be the consequence of breaking up with Xenu.  Read Full Intro