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I’ve already written a big ass essay on how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts that I’m saving to drop on your asses closer to when Iron Man 3 comes out. There’s your advance notice. So take the next few weeks working on your gag reflexes because it will probably make you sick. Full Story
Sean Penn, to me, is crusty in the worst way. He’s pretentious and self-righteous, he grandstands and has no sense of humour (remember his defense of Jude Law at the Oscars?). I find him insufferable. Penn has always had a difficult and angry relationship with the paparazzi – his last serious altercation was 4 years ago (he’s 52). Full Story
But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t unfamiliar with being hit up for cash money these days. Full Story
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For Kerry with love from GossipCon and your beloved future Oscar winners Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Really? You all sat through that sh-t? OMG how much tequila was consumed?! Happy Birthday, Koli! Since you introduced me to this site years ago, it seemed appropriate to toast you here! A VP, a beautiful new mom, a soon-to-be bride, you are kicking ASS this year. Full Story
You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like his dick is on the gas pedal? Your eyes meet a stranger’s thinking the same thing: PLEASE.
That would be Justin Bieber racing around his neighbourhood trying to show off for all the rich people living on his block. If I lived on his block I’d organise a block poster party. Every house on the street would have this propped up on the lawn, or hanging off the security gates, and taped to every lamppost:
Victoria! You were SO great last night! On behalf of LaineyGossip and vitaminwater, THANK YOU for kicking off the Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013 tour! UPDATED: check the vitaminwater Facebook page to see pictures from last night.
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Well f-ck. F-ck all this travel. I'm en route back to Toronto today from Victoria so the schedule's been tight to allow for all the back and forth and as a result... I forgot. I forgot our Holy Lambily Day. I could be excommunicated. Ritchie reminded me, 'thanks God'. Full Story
It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up and down his street aggressively in his new ride, supposedly threatening the safety of his neighbours. Full Story
How come I’ve never seen this really hot picture of the Silver Fox? (Dlisted)
Having met Rosario Dawson a few times, I can confirm she IS spectacular (Too Fab)
Even Usher is over Justin Bieber (The Superficial)
It’s not conventional but I do love this Kirsten Dunst photo shoot (Just Jared)
This is Jacek’s favourite Smutty Tingle of the day (Hollywood Tuna)
Terrible, terrible dress on Andrea Riseborough (Pop Sugar)
Yes, Idis Alba. YES. (Cele|bitchy)
Ashley Green’s neighbours don’t feel sorry for her (IDLYITW)
A girl who makes good fries is definitely worth taking to the prom (RomanceBeat)
Sofia Vergara goes blonde (Hollywood PQ)
This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances out all those emails from Twi-Hards/Michael Fassbender fangirls/Henry Cavill fangirls/Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls, and Ashley Greene supporters (they exist, I know) voodooing the sh-t out of my life. Full Story