Swifty & the kitten heel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 16:06:50 September 25, 2013 16:06:50
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Every time I bitch about kitten heels, many of you bitch at me for hating on them. So we’re about to fight again today. Taylor Swift showed up at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet last night in support of her friend Hailee Steinfeld. Look at her feet. How f-cking annoying are these shoes? It’s a kitten heel, for starters. Full Story

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Porny wants to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 15:22:39 September 25, 2013 15:22:39
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Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Bonnie & Emile Hirsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 14:38:55 September 25, 2013 14:38:55
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Emile Hirsch is not my favourite. I had to listen to him one night enjoying the sound of his own voice while lecturing at Robert Pattinson about film and it was enough. So what I’m saying is maybe I’m biased. Maybe I’m incapable of watching a trailer for Bonnie & Clyde, with Hirsch playing Hyde, and seeing the art. Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s mystery brunette(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 14:25:30 September 25, 2013 14:25:30
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Radar Online reported the other day that Robert Pattinson showed up with a mystery brunette at some party on the weekend and they were all over each other. Click here for a refresher. Gossip Cop – at press time 10am Wednesday 25 September – still hasn’t posted Pattinson’s publicist side of the story (a denial). Full Story

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Rihanna’s Girl Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 13:47:12 September 25, 2013 13:47:12
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Rihanna got into it over Twitter with Teyana Taylor. You remember Teyana Taylor? It was 2009. Teyana was the girl who sort of jacked Rihanna’s style back in 2009 and showed up at the NBA Finals with Chris Brown. Here, if you need a photo. She’s wearing white sunglasses.  Full Story

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“Good Golly Miss Miley”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 13:24:52 September 25, 2013 13:24:52

I like this title. It’s the headline they’ve used for Miley Cyrus’s new Rolling Stone cover. My recommendation: if you have 10 minutes today, read the article. It’s mandatory study material for Gossip School, seriously. There’s so much here – child to adult stardom strategy, the fame circle, celebrity entitlement, and, yes, even Girl Sh-t. Full Story

A monarch and two heirs go to church

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:28:33 September 24, 2013 20:28:33
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Prince William and his Catherine went to church in Aberdeen with the Queen and Prince Charles on Sunday. Will drove himself, with Kate in the passenger seat, and Charles too. God that must be a pain in the ass that they can’t travel together. Otherwise, like most families, it’s all in one car. Full Story

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Beyonce’s done with the bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:00:20 September 24, 2013 20:00:20
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Here’s Beyonce boarding a private jet – of course – in Puerto Rico with the Blue Ivy Carter. Has the Blue Ivy Carter ever flown commercial? When was the last time Beyonce flew commercial? Anyway, as you can see, B’s bob is gone and it’s been replace, or is that re-replaced?, by long extensions. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 19:42:09 September 24, 2013 19:42:09

Um, ponytail wig on a Hollywood star. Go. (The Superficial

Have you ever been this happy in your entire life? (Dlisted

One of the reasons Kanye West loves his girlfriend is she has her own money (FishWrapper)

Even Hunger Games??? (Cele|bitchy

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s heavy Twitter-pimp (Just Jared

This is a really cute bikini (Hollywood Tuna

Shut the f-ck up forever Chris Brown (Amy Grindhouse

Diane Kruger’s opera dress (Pop Sugar

Halle Berry’s really cute pregnancy dress – I would wear it non-pregnant (Popoholic

Great. A parade of dreaded red dresses (Go Fug Yourself)

Harry carries his own bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 17:19:46 September 24, 2013 17:19:46
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Nothing helps my Harry Styles problem. Or, at least he keeps doing sh-t to not help it. From wearing leopard print shirts to flopping his hair around to generally not being a robot or a Bieber, Harry won’t give me any reasons to not perv on him. And now he’s playing golf. In Australia. Full Story

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