She comes to life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 14:35:26 August 6, 2013 14:35:26
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It's been a week since Lindsay Lohan was let out of rehab. In almost every article published after her release, Lohan has been described as "happy and healthy". Check her out in New York yesterday being followed around by Oprah's cameras for that reality series that will air on OWN. Full Story

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Michael Sheen has a new girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 14:02:14 August 6, 2013 14:02:14
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Michael Sheen’s new show Masters Of Sex premieres on Showtime in September. Caitlin Fitzgerald plays his wife. And now the two are apparently dating. They were papped together the other day looking like it was a date – click here to see the photos. Full Story

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Armie Hammer’s snit-fit

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 6, 2013 13:42:00 August 6, 2013 13:42:00
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I wonder which is more uncomfortable—promoting a movie that you know sucks, or promoting a movie after it tanks? Based on Armie Hammer’s recent interviews, he does not seem to be enjoying promoting The Lone Ranger in the wake of its disastrous performance this summer—and let’s take a moment to laugh that they’re still shilling for that movie—but is it any worse than having to promote Mirror Mirror? These are the questions I wish someone would ask. Full Story

Charlotte Casiraghi is pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 13:29:39 August 6, 2013 13:29:39
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Charlotte Casiraghi, daughter of Princess Caroline, granddaughter of Grace Kelly, currently 4th in line to the Monegasque throne (until her brother Andrea marries Tatiana Santo Domingo and legitimises his newborn son Sacha), is pregnant. Her boyfriend is French comedian Gad Elmaleh. Here they are in Capri this weekend, perhaps celebrating her 27th birthday which was on Saturday. Full Story

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August 6, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 13:05:19 August 6, 2013 13:05:19

To Deb & Jewelle – have a great time at Neil Gaiman! Deb, I hope the weekend of rest helped with your injury. And Jewelle, bless you for being her crutch tonight. Dawn has rheumatoid arthritis, in remission since 2008. But there’s no guarantee that she’ll stay in remission because so little is known about the illness. Full Story

Monday, August 5, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Oprah’s exclusive interview with Lindsay Lohan will air on OWN on August 18. Preview clips are now being released. I’ve attached the first one below.

As I wrote at the time of the Mighty O’s sit-down with Lance Armstrong, O’s problem isn’t the first question. Anyone can ask a first tough question. And anyone can prepare for a first tough question, a list of tough questions. O’s weakness is the follow-up. She just doesn’t. This is why Armstrong chose her. He went to Oprah in part because Oprah would be easier than anyone else. Lindsay Lohan can come up with a response that sounds good but means actually nothing. She is an accomplished liar. Lindsay Lohan has always known how to say “the right things”. Lindsay Lohan’s issue is that she doesn’t DO the right thing. So while Oprah will certainly elicit tears from Lohan, what she’ll really get is more excuses. What she won’t get, because she can’t push for it, is the truth.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 17:24:41 August 5, 2013 17:24:41

It’s a holiday today in most of Canada so we’re peacing out early to unpack more boxes. Back to full sched tomorrow!

Does no makeup mean just mascara? (Dlisted)

Ryan Gosling in his underwear (FishWrapper)

Lindsay Lohan’s nude scenes from The Canyons were leaked… on purpose? (The Superficial)

Someone wants you to think Kellan Lutz has a “personality” (Just Jared)

Miley and her Maserati (Hollywood Tuna)

Eva Longoria in a bikini proving, yet again, that Bump Watch is f-cking stupid. You know who you are. (Pop Sugar)

Elle Macpherson married a billionaire who was once linked to Gwyneth Paltrow (Cele|bitchy)

Pink puts a homophobic asshole in its place (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Aniston wants to be a mother by the time she’s 45? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Nina Dobrev is all hounds tooth (I'm Not Obsessed)

Folk Parody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 17:15:12 August 5, 2013 17:15:12
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This is the new video for Hopeless Wanderer from Mumford & Sons. The band didn’t have to do anything. Because they don’t appear at all. Instead, in their places, are Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Ed Helms, and Will Forte. It’s a folk parody. It’s good. Especially the tambourine around Bateman’s neck and the fact that they each are carrying around like 18 instruments on their bodies. Full Story

Not the Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 15:44:23 August 5, 2013 15:44:23
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The Television Critics Association announced their awards yesterday in Beverly Hills. The results are much different than what the Emmys will be in September. The Emmy nominations did not include Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany. The TCA gave Maslany the Individual Achievement in Drama award. If you watch Orphan Black, this is a fist-pump moment. Full Story

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Modelisers: the weekend update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2013 14:52:53 August 5, 2013 14:52:53
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were on holiday together in Belize last week with their young model girlfriends, Toni Garrn and Suki Waterhouse. OMG! Leo and Coop are both 38. And Toni and Suki are both 21. It’s so, like, the same! Here’s a shot Full Story