Stay Out Of My Office

Duana Posted by Duana at April 14, 2014 15:28:22 April 14, 2014 15:28:22

Mad Men Season 7 Episode 1 recap Is it OK to feel disappointed? Not in the episode, of course, because it had everything to do with what a Mad Men season premiere looks like generally. But I can’t help but be disappointed in our people. Everyone has collectively lost their mojo, and it’s hurting my feelings a bit. Full Story

Who made Channing Tatum?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 15:16:35 April 14, 2014 15:16:35
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange won a MTV Movie Award last night. In his speech, he gave Leo and Marty a bj. Leo, meanwhile, was dancing like an asshole at Coachella. But Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, was also asked to present the Trailblazer Award to Channing Tatum. Full Story

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Lupita’s best dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 13:59:08 April 14, 2014 13:59:08
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For all the dresses she wore during award season, even the red caped Ralph Lauren which, frankly, I wasn’t super hand-jobby about anyway, this topped them all. Lupita in Chanel at the MTV Movie Awards basically ruining it for everyone else. Who else do you remember? Not Alba’s neoprene. Full Story

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Leo at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 13:01:21 April 14, 2014 13:01:21
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Where celebrities go to dress like assholes. Where Leonardo DiCaprio goes to dance like an asshole. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent me an email last night with a Buzzfeed link to a dance video. She was mesmerised. She was in love. Full Story

We Hardly Knew Ye

Duana Posted by Duana at April 14, 2014 12:43:47 April 14, 2014 12:43:47

Game Of Thrones Season 4 Episode 2 recap Okay, NOW. Now we begin! Maybe. If you’re ready. If you’ve managed to erase that face from your mind you must not be human, or were looking down at your iPad most of the time. That has stayed with me through repeated viewings. Shudder. Those repeated viewings taught me that the last 2/3 of the show are basically a parade of people who could have done it, so let’s first deal with the parts of the show that aren’t that. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2014 20:13:42 April 11, 2014 20:13:42

Beyonce, just like us. Don’t we all filter on Instagram after all?  (Dlisted)

Nipple pasties for every age (The Superficial)

Drake promotes the ESPYS three months early (Jezebel)

Uncle Jesse misses his old hat (Pop Sugar)

Probably bullsh-t, but I could believe that Shailene Woodley smells (Cele|bitchy)

Soairse Ronan is almost 20! (Just Jared)

How many throwback Thursday bathing suit photos does Sofia Vergara  have? (Too Fab)

Sarah Hyland is a fake hipster (Hollywood Tuna)

Relief, I guess? (Reality Tea)

Love the shape of this suit on Diane Kruger  (Go Fug Yourself)

Charlie’s 34th and Tom at the spa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2014 19:02:06 April 11, 2014 19:02:06
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Charlie Hunnam is currently working on Guillermo Del Toro’s Crimson Peak, a “gothic horror”, just outside Toronto. He celebrated his 34th birthday on set yesterday in costume. He was sweet and patient with fans who lingered on set to get autographs and take pictures. It was chill, no drama. Full Story

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Marvel’s favourite son

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2014 18:17:57 April 11, 2014 18:17:57
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In the year 2004… Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp were supposed to be the sh-t. Ten years later, Brad Pitt has an Oscar, so does Matthew McConaughey, and Robert Downey Jr owns the box office. In other words, nobody knows anything, ever. Here’s RDJ in Malibu yesterday with his lunch box of vitamins, looking pretty fit as he gets ready to start working on Avengers 2, if he hasn’t already. Full Story

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Johnny Depp talks about elephants instead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2014 16:43:57 April 11, 2014 16:43:57
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Johnny Depp’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs today. I’ve only seen the clip below but, amazingly, he doesn’t talk about his “chick ring” and he doesn’t talk about his “girl”. Instead, it’s a random series of questions about whether or not he plays with Barbies, sleeps in the nude, and paints elephants. Full Story

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