Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 13:52:29 January 27, 2014 13:52:29
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We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate on that dance move. Full Story

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January 27, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 13:21:46 January 27, 2014 13:21:46

Katie! Happy 35th Birthday! To Claire – Happy 30th Birthday...in London! Rachel wants you to know that she still knows all the words to this song: Happy Birthday Jenny with love from Linda who wants me to tell everyone about how Harry Styles gives you the “shivers”. Full Story

Friday, January 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 20:01:45 January 24, 2014 20:01:45

Sasha Finds celebrity coats in LifeStyle

OMG Classic Gossip Nostalgia (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes's dark lips (FishWrapper)

Adrian Grenier got shut down -- WHY are they making the Entourage movie? (The Superficial)

Drake's maybe girlfriend in LA (Just Jared)

Do you feel like Victoria Justice is single female-ing Nina Dobrev (Hollywood Tuna)

Angie pulls her hair back (Pop Sugar

Please. Rihanna would destroy Lena Dunham (Cele|bitchy)

Rock star dick piercing (Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West's fiancee is not eating for Vogue (Reality Tea)

I love Sally Draper/Cathy Dollanganger's dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Girlfriend swap?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 18:17:57 January 24, 2014 18:17:57
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Selena Gomez’s on-off boyfriend Justin Bieber was arrested yesterday in Miami. She was in LA and in the evening, she and her old friend Demi Lovato hooked up for dinner. The paps were there. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s a good photo opportunity. Her girls are rallying around her. Full Story

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JT’s Grammy pout?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 17:10:52 January 24, 2014 17:10:52
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The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you ever pull up beside me at a red light and you see my mouth open wide screaming, I’m probably singing this version of the song. Full Story

Cannes Freeze

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 24, 2014 16:26:44 January 24, 2014 16:26:44

I have forgotten what warm is. Warm is a distant memory of another time, when the sky wasn’t grey and ice didn’t cover everything and I could feel all of my fingers and toes. But warm is gone and it is the cold time now. It will just get colder and colder until society breaks down and we’re forced to live in a frozen nightmare hellscape. Full Story

The blow-jobbiest article ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:59:06 January 24, 2014 15:59:06
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An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. Full Story

Surprise, You and Anne Hathaway Were On a Break

Dean Posted by Dean at January 24, 2014 15:27:37 January 24, 2014 15:27:37
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It seems to me that the problem with Anne Hathaway, and the reason for her post-Les Miserables backlash, is that she doesn’t really know how to not revel in the spotlight. She milks it. Which isn’t really that offensive, but it rubs people the wrong way. Well, now she’s proving this more than ever because, according to her, she spent the past year trying to hide out, feeling that people “needed a break”  Full Story

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Rehab for PR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:02:16 January 24, 2014 15:02:16
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We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

Smirk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:38:25 January 24, 2014 14:38:25
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Pacific Coast News

Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story