Monday, March 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I walked by Lindsay Lohan’s amazingly entertaining lawyer, Mark Heller, in the lobby of the hotel on Saturday. He was on his phone, pacing, speaking loud enough so that you could hear the entire conversation if you cared enough to stop.  Read Full Intro

Selena Gomez: you shut me up

March 18, 2013 20:53:37 Posted at March 18, 2013 20:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, London Ent/ Splash

FINE! You made me eat your sh-t on Selena Gomez’s hair, Real Or Fake last week and I deserved to eat your sh-t. Because I thought it looked real and you were all like, no you dickhead, it is NOT real. Because it grew too fast and too thick and something about the pieces being even or not even, only I can’t remember because too many of you were shouting, including my Hair, Real Or Fake mentor, Caleigh Full Story

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When can Harry hold Cressida’s hand?

March 18, 2013 20:34:54 Posted at March 18, 2013 20:34:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jesal / Tanna/ Splash

Prince Harry went out with friends the other night in London. Not an unusual occurrence, except that Cressida Bonas, his girlfriend, was in the group. Well that adds another dimension to the “I Love You” phase in a relationship, non? On top of when to say it and how long to wait before saying it, when you’re royal, of the Windsor House, does it come with extras? Like, how long do they have to be together for before they allow themselves, knowingly, to be photographed in the same frame in public, at a rugby match or something. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

March 18, 2013 19:50:56 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:50:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Dating Portraits

March 18, 2013 19:02:32 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 18, 2013 18:33:04 Posted at March 18, 2013 18:33:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am working on this post in the business centre sitting 2 feet away from the man who created the Khaleesi wondering what would happen to me if I was a bigger nerd. Or if he was JK Rowling.

If only Anderson Cooper could suck the collagen and the Botox out with his mouth (Dlisted)

So... I really wanted to click “play” on this trailer but you’ll understand now why I can’t? (Too Fab)

Mother of a child star -- it’s always the same, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Miley in a bikini and still no Liam (Just Jared)

Are these two dating? They should (Hollywood Tuna)

No. Still not as cute as Tom Hardy and the puppy (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson will not play an unformed young woman who will give up everything for love (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron studiedly unkempt (Socialite Life)

As IF Kristen Stewart would collect Robert Pattinson up in a limo and not a red vintage pick-up truck! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Um, Stephenie Meyer should have been the one in the spotlight but Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sacrificed themselves for her...? WHAT? (I'm Not Obsessed)

A voice. One.

March 18, 2013 17:50:05 Posted at March 18, 2013 17:50:05
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 2 Episode 10 recap Years ago, still in school and just out of it, I fell in love for the first time. We spent almost every waking hour together, making the fact that he did not love me even more poignant - or more pointless, depending on your perspective. We were both romantics, though, and we both professed to really want to meet someone, and spent a lot of time talking about "someone you’d get up out of bed for, if they called at 3 AM". Full Story

A Perm for an Oscar?

March 18, 2013 17:14:38 Posted at March 18, 2013 17:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bradley Cooper was papped on the set of the upcoming David O Russell movie with perm rollers in his head. He's previously mentioned that he was trying out a perm for a role. I suppose that's why his hair looked so sh-t during award season. But worth it, right? David O Russell directed Coop to his first Oscar nomination in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

Bow down to Beyonce

March 18, 2013 16:20:06 Posted at March 18, 2013 16:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size:  I know when you were little girls You dreamt of being in my world Don’t forget it Respect that Bow down bitches I took my time to live my life But don’t think I’m just his little wife Don’t get it twisted this is my sh-t Huge ego, totally, a standard subject in hiphop/R&B lyrics, and a natural progression for the Beysus, considering that she’s gone from Independent Woman wearing a Halo to the Mother of the Earth in whose presence we should all bow down? Most of the people dropping braggy verses however are male. Full Story

H7’s Pink Lady walking boots

March 18, 2013 15:12:49 Posted at March 18, 2013 15:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check it out -- how f-cking cute is this? H7 and her dad went for a walk. She wore her Pink Ladies jacket and a dope pair of baby boots. “And we’re gonna ruuuuuule the school!” H7 had a busy weekend. On Saturday she hit up the Hertfordshire Theatre with her ma and her brother Romeo to watch the Three Counties Youth ballet, just one of the many stops on Victoria Beckham’s busy schedule. Full Story

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JT Fatigue

March 18, 2013 14:49:46 Posted at March 18, 2013 14:49:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Kempin/ Getty

I have it. Do you have it? For how many years we were hoping Justin Timberlake would return to music and quit with the acting, and now, only a few weeks after he’s returned to music, I’m sick of him already. I’m sick of him everywhere -- late night television, variety shows, award shows, festivals, commercials, radio, online. Full Story

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