Girls Season 3 Episode 4 recap Okay, well, now I know why Jessa’s back. Not that there was ever any danger – it’s actually a really nice thing that despite anything we complain about, there’s no fractious recasting or infighting on Girls – but the character is back for a very specific purpose. Full Story

I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see. You can imagine how big his dick is right now. To have been recognised by the Academy AND to have scored Leonardo f-cking DiCaprio on the show? Leo went on to tell an audience of millions to that Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, is a “real actor” now. Full Story

Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley were at Clive Davis’s annual pre-party on Saturday night. Full Story

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it from you last night. Full Story

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him. Full Story

Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy to have the opportunity to see the layers in her hair. Full Story

Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t dance? If it’s not a boxing ring, it’s geishas. Full Story

We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate on that dance move. Full Story

Katie! Happy 35th Birthday! To Claire – Happy 30th Birthday...in London! Rachel wants you to know that she still knows all the words to this song: Happy Birthday Jenny with love from Linda who wants me to tell everyone about how Harry Styles gives you the “shivers”. Full Story