Selena Gomez is having so much fun

March 12, 2013 20:26:45 Posted at March 12, 2013 20:26:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Bieber was supposed to perform in Portugal tonight, as he did last night, only he cancelled the show because of equipment issues -- so he says, even though everyone else says low ticket sales... Already? What happened to Beliebers worldwide strong and proud? Since his breakup with Selena Gomez, JB has been smoking weed, collapsing on stage, showing up late, fighting the paps, defending himself on Twitter, and coddled by his babyguard. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 12, 2013 18:19:47 Posted at March 12, 2013 18:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t be mean to Justin Bieber because Jada Pinkett Smith will yell at you (Dlisted)

Only Halle Berry could wear a dress like this (The Superficial)

Channing Tatum gets straddled (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth, shirtless, and maybe not missing Miley? (Pop Sugar)

James McAvoy says he’s a nerd (Cele|bitchy)

Claire, Hugh, and baby (Just Jared)

Should I do this for my 40th birthday? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gerard Butler doesn’t need your last name when he meets your cooch (Amy Grindhouse)

I really like how Eva Mendes is wearing this scarf (Popoholic)

Oh look. Zooey Deschanel is all stripes and cutesy (Go Fug Yourself)

Michael Fassbender’s drinking buddies

March 12, 2013 18:02:51 Posted at March 12, 2013 18:02:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Fassbender was in Jonah Hex???????????? This is what I just wrote to Sarah on BBM. Followed by... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I only learned this because I did a search on the photo database for “Josh Brolin + Michael Fassbender” and these shots of him with Brolin and Megan Fox at Comic-Con came up. Full Story

The “chic and healthy” mom reads the WSJ

March 12, 2013 16:44:21 Posted at March 12, 2013 16:44:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for baby, or something. Here’s the headline that accompanied her interview video on Good Morning America Full Story

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The fun dinner party without Stacy Keibler

March 12, 2013 16:24:30 Posted at March 12, 2013 16:24:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story

Emily Blunt to play Emma Forrest

March 12, 2013 15:23:04 Posted at March 12, 2013 15:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head, my favourite book of 2011 -- click here for the review -- ruined books for me in 2012. And still. I’ve not loved a book that much since. Emma Watson was supposed to play Forrest in the film adaptation of Your Voice In My Head, directed by David Yates. Full Story

Brange vs JJ wedding-off?

March 12, 2013 14:58:34 Posted at March 12, 2013 14:58:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story


March 12, 2013 14:05:35 Posted at March 12, 2013 14:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Hardy cuddling a puppy. It’s a problem. Several months ago, Tom Hardy topped my Five List. He’s still on there, in the 5th position, but these shots, these shots may require a Five List update... Are you kidding me? Tom is currently in New York shooting a movie called Animal Rescue. Full Story

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March 12, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 12, 2013 13:39:03 Posted at March 12, 2013 13:39:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gretchen! Happy Early Birthday with love from Stephanie who’s wishing you a happy move to NYC and good luck with the new job! And for Veronique from your sister Justine -- Happy Birthday...with a blind? A young mega-star’s mother is turning into somewhat of a Dina Lohan, hitting her up not only for cash but for contacts. Full Story

Monday, March 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I mean, it’s not like he’ll shave his head while the paps keep shooting...right? Justin Bieber? Besides, that was six years ago. (Can you believe it was six years ago?) They do it differently these days. And they don’t need photographers to document their meltdowns.  Read Full Intro