Brange and the wildlife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 16:03:01 December 27, 2013 16:03:01

Brange and all the children were at Currumbin Wildlife Park in Queensland yesterday. They were allowed access into an area that visitors are usually not permitted to visit. As you can see, Pax was quite taken with an orphaned joey. He didn’t seem to want to let it go. At that age, they always want to take it home with them. Full Story

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December 27, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2013 15:33:26 December 27, 2013 15:33:26

Lynn! Kara says you’re the “Hope” to her “Jessica Darling”. Best comparison ever. Happy Birthday! Here’s Jorah Mormont as a replacement for yoga pants, Pizza Hut, and Say Yes To The Dress.  Full Story

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from Christmas!

You know what I still haven’t watched yet? I am Britney Jean, Britney’s documentary about her Vegas show that aired on E! on Sunday. It’s on the PVR and I started the first 10 minutes. And then I realised there was a movie on TV that I’ve already seen before. And I still decided to change the channel. Which, when it comes to Britney, is not like me at all. It’s just…

There was nothing there.

Randomly they jam in a moment with her where she talks about enjoying sex. OK. It’s like they could only get her to sit down and say something – anything – coherent in 2 minute increments. You can’t build a narrative when your subject won’t tell the story, you know? And don’t lie to me about her being the decision maker on all the details about her show. This is not Beyonce.

Maybe it gets better? I’ll try again tonight. But during this time of year, the re-run movies are always so good. Like last night Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was on. Haven’t seen it in years. Totally forgot Daniel Craig was in it and spoke with an American accent. RIGHT?!? It made me really uncomfortable. Also, Jorah Mormont, who I f-cking hate on Game Of Thrones. He plays smarmy asshole really, really well.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:36:10 December 26, 2013 18:36:10

I will never think of a Santa chocolate the same way again (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes is extra sensitive at Christmas (FishWrapper)

I feel like we never heard from her for the rest of the year (The Superficial)

Great dress on Rose Byrne (Just Jared)

I like the hearts holding this bikini together (Hollywood Tuna)

Will and Harry’s holiday ball (Pop Sugar)

Ashton Kutcher might propose to Mila Kunis over the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

Jessica Alba has too many bags (Popoholic)

Tom Daley’s Christmas apron (Towleroad)

Kanye West’s fiancée only makes one face at Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Best of 2013: When H7 broke Anna Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:30:08 December 26, 2013 18:30:08

Anna Wintour’s daughter posted this photo on Instagram of what her mother got her for Christmas. Most people have been talking about another picture she showed of a pile of presents just lying around haphazardly because Anna threw the tree out, complaining it was too “messy”. Click here Full Story

Back together for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:17:21 December 26, 2013 18:17:21

Henry Cavill and Gina Carano began 2013 as a couple. Then… well… he, or his management, decided he’d be better off with a blonde girlfriend on television. Cavill and Kaley Cuoco lasted, oh, all of two weeks? If that? Cuoco is engaged now to some tennis player. Cavill and Carano were seen in Rome together in October, looking very into each other over a bottle of wine. Full Story

Slum Love Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:10:53 December 26, 2013 18:10:53

Jennifer Lopez posted this photo on her Twitter on Christmas Eve. She’s in tartan pyjamas, surrounded by family, and her Slum Lover, Casper Smart. (Did you put on your red tartan pyjamas for Christmas too? I did. Tartan pyjamas are a wardrobe must. Full Story

Keri Russell’s co-star romance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:29:34 December 26, 2013 16:29:34
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Keri Russell announced 3 weeks ago that she and husband Shane Deary had separated. Like Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, they confirmed that they’d been apart for a few months, since the summer. Now Page Six Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:07:28 December 26, 2013 16:07:28

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

Miley adores herself for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 15:46:10 December 26, 2013 15:46:10

Miley Cyrus’s new video for Adore You was supposed to drop today but leaked yesterday instead. Happy Christmas! There’s no surprise reveal from what was teased previously. This is the video version of a dick pic – except with much better lighting and production value. Miley is writhing around – sometimes wet – in a bed and in the shower, letting her lover know that she’s thinking of him. Full Story

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Holding hands at Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 15:19:23 December 26, 2013 15:19:23

Oh it’s been a while since we’ve seen the Cambridges holding hands. They gave us some of that for Christmas at Sandringham where they joined the Queen for the holiday, along with other members of the royal family. Here are Prince William and his Catherine on their way to church. That green hat on Kate concerns me a little. Full Story

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