Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:21:37 July 24, 2013 18:21:37

Do breast implants require smaller bikinis? (Too Fab)

Dildos and extinction (Dlisted)

Aubrey Plaza masturbates to Brandy, what? (The Superficial)

LOVE Michelle Williams for Louis Vuitton (Just Jared)

The black cone bra in this spread is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Jimmy Fallon is a father now (Pop Sugar)

I am now more familiar with this dude’s dick than I am with parts of my own body, WTF (Cele|bitchy)

Look, the grossest couple ever is helping you kill your appetite again (Romance Beat)

Celebrity grills. And I don’t mean the ones on your patio (Hollywood PQ)

The Out List, the book (Towleroad)
 

Kate Winslet, villain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:13:26 July 24, 2013 18:13:26
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Bauer-Griffin

Kate Winslet is currently shooting Divergent playing Jeanine Matthews, her first role in her acclaimed career as a proper villain though you could argue that her character, Hanna, in The Reader might be much more morally sinister. Kate calls it playing a “baddie”, and she decided to maintain her distance from the cast just to make them fear her that much more. Full Story

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Detach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 16:48:53 July 24, 2013 16:48:53
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/ Handout/ Getty

Now that I'm moving to Toronto, I'll be able to take my ma to the movies. The process of taking the Chinese Squawking Chicken to the movies is, I imagine, kinda like taking a child to the movies in that your selection has to be very particular. For kids, no violence, no profanity, etc. For the Squawking Chicken, we avoid the talky ones, because she doesn't understand the language and also because she hates when people are long-winded, which rules out dramas. Full Story

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Hugh Jackman isn’t Bruce Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 16:02:22 July 24, 2013 16:02:22
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Wenn, Splash

You know that already. But it’s a good time to point it out, again, because for those of you who would argue that it’s not Bruce Willis’s fault, and not the celebrity’s fault, well…how come Hugh Jackman isn’t an asshole? I know you think reporters are stupid and ask stupid questions. Full Story

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Baby vs Bachelorette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 14:31:33 July 24, 2013 14:31:33
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Mirrorpix/ Splash

Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a bachelorette. Full Story

Bridget Jones joins the Motherhood Industrial Complex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 14:02:48 July 24, 2013 14:02:48

The title of Helen Fielding’s new Bridget Jones novel Mad About The Boy was revealed in May – click here for a refresher. They’ve just released the book jacket. As you can see, along with a pair of stilettos, Bridge is surrounded by a toy giraffe, dinosaur, and a teddy bear. Full Story

And then there’s Bruce Willis…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:50:31 July 24, 2013 13:50:31
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I’ve never interviewed Bruce Willis one on one. I’ve stuck my microphone into a scrum of microphones at a premiere (that I can’t remember now) but I’ve never had to speak to him directly and hope that he speaks back to me directly. I hope I never have to because it seems terrifying. Full Story

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Katniss the fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:30:57 July 24, 2013 13:30:57
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Ethan Miller/ Getty

I saw this on Gawker last night during my evening rounds before going to bed. Going to bed on a Jennifer Lawrence high is the best. And she continues to be the best. It happened at Comic-Con. She was leaving the carpet and Jeff Bridges was just coming onto it and, well, she kinda Twi-Harded him. Full Story

July 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:13:48 July 24, 2013 13:13:48

Vancouver! It’s West Coast Ascot on August 10th – 1Karma’s annual A Day At The Races event is happening at Hastings Racecourse in support of Covenant House Vancouver. Hats, fascinators, polka dots, and TEA – you have to be there for an afternoon of preening, all for a good cause! Your ticket (for which you will receive a tax receipt) includes a 3 course buffet lunch and access to the exclusive patio, where you can practise your royal wave. Full Story

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

He is the first (future) monarch of England born in the age of the Internet. And we wait on his name. As of this writing (530am ET), they’ve yet to announce a name. But, you know, the hair stylist was seen entering the hospital.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 21:00:57 July 23, 2013 21:00:57

Oh no I’m sure this wasn’t gratuitous at all (The Superficial)

This dude drives better than my Chinese Squawking Chicken mother (Dlisted)

Nick Cannon gives the best quote about party music (Too Fab)

Jon Snow’s fan told him he’s too short (Pop Sugar)

Miley Cyrus tried to pass on some wisdom to Justin Bieber (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is back together with Luke Kirby (Just Jared)

Trying to decide if I like these socks (Hollywood Tuna)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH (Amy Grindhouse)

Love this black bikini on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)

Really into Nina Dobrev’s stripes and print mixing and much more than the red dress (Go Fug Yourself)