Mark Wahlberg will take care of it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 15:27:18 October 24, 2013 15:27:18
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Check out Mark Wahlberg in Hong Kong today working on Transformers 4 with Michael Bay who wants you to see how hot he is and that’s why Victoria’s Secret models will date him. Last week Bay was attacked by an air conditioner – click here Full Story

Ryan Reynolds’s birthday wax

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 13:56:34 October 24, 2013 13:56:34
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It was Ryan Reynolds’s 37th birthday yesterday. He celebrated in New Orleans with his brand new wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s. He also spent part of the day in a Lamborghini on the set of his new film Selfless. And, because she’s the true heir to Martha Stewart, it’s very possible that he was greeted at home at the end of a long day at work to find his wife, naked but for an apron, with dinner on the table. Full Story

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Tori Spelling & KFed Jr are broke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 13:32:51 October 24, 2013 13:32:51

KFed Jr left his wife for the Spelling fortune. He thought he would have it easy. And now his wife is giving interviews to PEOPLE talking about how they’re so short on cash money, they can’t even afford to buy him a vasectomy. Really? After 5 minutes of research on Google it says it costs between $500 and $1500 for a vasectomy in the US. Full Story

Jamie Dornan replaces Robert Pattinson’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 12:50:32 October 24, 2013 12:50:32
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Fifty Shades Of Grey was initially written as Twilight fan fiction. As I’ve said before, it was the author, with her hand between her legs, transferring that onto the page. Anyone who plays Christian Grey then is simply a replacement for Robert Pattinson. Would it be reasonable to ask Pattinson, for research purposes of course, to see his sex tape with Kristen Stewart, if one exists? I feel like this is a fair junket question for Jamie Dornan, because Variety Full Story

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So they’re all ready to go with the Entourage movie. But Mark Wahlberg is pissed because some of the cast members are holding out for money. “Salary standoff” is the story. But…is it? Maybe the story – or the question – should be: who actually wants to see an Entourage movie? They keep comparing it to Sex & The City, also on HBO.  Read Full Intro

The Beckham Schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 20:41:09 October 23, 2013 20:41:09
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I’m so confused about celebrity schedules. Not that it’s any of my goddamn business, obviously, but here are the Beckhams at the LA Kings game last night and…didn’t they move back to England? Or are they keeping H7’s brothers in school in the States? But I could have sworn the boys were enrolled at school in London. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 18:55:34 October 23, 2013 18:55:34

Kanye West’s definition of tacky confuses me, frankly (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s public stroking of John Mayer continues (Too Fab)

Mother Lohan’s bullsh-t defence (The Superficial)

Mrs Timberlake and Shoshanna Shapiro on set (Just Jared)

Kate Upton is still getting sh-tty clothes (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds photo retrospective (Pop Sugar)

Selena Gomez’s wholesome boasting (Cele|bitchy)

Is there a proposals reality show I haven’t heard about? (Romance Beat)

Erotic fan fiction for Star Trek (Towleroad)

Shia LaBeouf staring down at his own naked body (Hollywood PQ)
 

Minka Kelly & Chris Evans are over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 18:38:09 October 23, 2013 18:38:09
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US Weekly just broke that Minka Kelly and Chris Evans broke up. For the second time…? They dated in 2007. They re-dated last year. And now “it just didn’t make sense for them to be together right now”. Apparently it’s distance. Full Story

Carrie von Trapp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 17:13:51 October 23, 2013 17:13:51
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Carrie Underwood was at the TJ Martell Foundation Gala last night in New York. She’s in town because she’s working on The Sound Of Music, the live television production of The Sound Of Music to air on NBC in December. In which she’s playing Maria von Trapp. Interestingly enough, Maria von Trapp came up in a conversation I had yesterday with Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding at Indigo Full Story

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