Gwyneth is a “rad” busy b-tch

March 7, 2013 16:51:33 Posted at March 7, 2013 16:51:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Comfort food. This week we’re GOOPing comfort food. As G writes in her intro to the latest newsletter: Us super busy b*%?!es love a one-pan meal. Comfort food with much less clean up. This week from the goop test kitchen (my house) come some incredibly delish and healthy one-pan dinners. Full Story

Porny: on cocks and babies

March 7, 2013 16:29:14 Posted at March 7, 2013 16:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Halle Berry

March 7, 2013 16:16:42 Posted at March 7, 2013 16:16:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Click here for the previous two installments of the Career Prospectus series. Halle Berry is the latest feature, in response to a request submitted by Amy: Can we get analysis on Halle Berry's career? She was in fantastic movies pre-Oscar, but I can't think of a decent role since other than Cloud Atlas. Full Story

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Jakey’s like Leo?

March 7, 2013 15:48:09 Posted at March 7, 2013 15:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Mike Coppola/ Andrew H. Walker/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Emily DiDonato. Photos of her are posted below. DiDonato is a model. She is featured in the current Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. How is it that Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get to her first? Apparently Jakey met Emily at a spin class. Full Story

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March 7, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 7, 2013 15:18:50 Posted at March 7, 2013 15:18:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ana! Happy 28th Birthday! I totally believe the bad years are behind you. Here, by request, are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. God I loved their Oscar stunt, still, so much, after all these years. Carley Allison is one in a billion -- diagnosed with a mega, mega rare cancer that required  a tracheotomy to help her breathe, for now. Full Story

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Porny is on Ellen today. They sent out a press release for it last night with a clip from the interview of her talking about, of course, because what else is there to talk about?, her pregnancy: Ellen: And have you learned anything with the first pregnancy? Are you doing things differently now? Jessica: Yeah, the first pregnancy I like let loose and I kind of ate everything that I wanted to eat and I just really enjoyed it.  Read Full Intro

Exes in the front row

March 6, 2013 22:04:52 Posted at March 6, 2013 22:04:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Of Bradley Cooper, that is. While Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf are trying to out-dick each other on Twitter, Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana were keeping it all class in the front row at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. Click here to see the collection. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2013 21:15:49 Posted at March 6, 2013 21:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please Shia LaBeouf. This should be your patron saint. (Dlisted)

Oh comes the collaboration... (Too Fab)

OK, I am kinda curious what they’ll do with Princess Leia (The Superficial)

Is this a 3D dress because all I see is mesh and breasts (Just Jared)

How Selena Gomez and co spent their down time on the set of Spring Breakers, in bikinis, of course (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew & Cam on holiday together on the beach (Pop Sugar)

Rachel Weisz is basically saying she wouldn’t be like the Afflecks (Cele|bitchy)

Finally someone who articulately calls out the misuse of the word TOLERANCE (Towleroad)

Jennifer Aniston racing the clock? (Romance Beat)

Rihanna really does Instagram herself from every angle (Hollywood PQ)

Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

March 6, 2013 19:52:45 Posted at March 6, 2013 19:52:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire

March 6, 2013 18:57:45 Posted at March 6, 2013 18:57:45
Dean Posted by Dean

Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story