January 6, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2017 14:37:00 January 6, 2017 14:37:00

Scott! "Happy birthday to the best man I know! I'm proud of all the hard work you've put in these past few months and this is your year to crush it. Can't wait to see where we will go!" By request from Megan, here are Leonard Cohen, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Lawrence, Alicia Vikander, and Salma Hayek. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at January 5, 2017 21:16:52 January 5, 2017 21:16:52

Wale called her by the wrong name, I’m DEAD. (Yes I know she tried to clap back by copying his joke, it was weak. The millennial Ann Coulter will need to come up with better comebacks if she wants to corner that blonde neo-Nazi market.) Ok Tammy https://t.co/TmO2ztMKNe Full Story

Marion & Guillaume’s Rock’n Roll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2017 20:28:06 January 5, 2017 20:28:06
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Does it seem like Marion Cotillard has spent the last 3 months promoting movies? There’s almost been no break for her. First it was Allied, with Brad Pitt. Then Assassin’s Creed, with Michael Fassbender. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2017 18:00:11 January 5, 2017 18:00:11

Dicks in a glass. Pretty sure this isn’t going to show up in Martha Stewart Living (Dlisted)

Janelle Monae’s hair messages (Just Jared) 

Meghan Markle has more rogue relatives (Cele|bitchy) 

Olivia Pope’s power coats are back! (TooFab)

Fergie on the beach in a green bikini (Hollywood Tuna)  

Andrew Garfield got high at Disneyland (Pop Sugar) 

The headline here should be what Mimi wore to buy weed (The Superficial) 

Emma Stone in a bowed sweater (Popoholic) 

I really love Princess Diana’s handwriting (Evil Beet) 

Casey Affleck’s week of winning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2017 16:35:25 January 5, 2017 16:35:25
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Jamie McCarthy/ Mike Coppola/ Mark Sagliocco/ Patricia Schlein/ Star Max/ Getty Images

Casey Affleck started the week, and 2017, at the Palm Springs Film Festival where he received the Achievement Award. On Tuesday he was in New York to accept the Best Actor Award from the New York Film Critics Circle where he read aloud some of the worst reviews of his career and people laughed. Full Story

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Chris Pratt’s version of events

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 5, 2017 16:04:18 January 5, 2017 16:04:18

On Tuesday Lainey opened the New Year by writing about Ben Affleck and Hollywood dreams, the cost thereof (see also: La La Land) and also, how the ones that have Made It often reframe their success because, as Lainey put it, they’re “embarrassed” of their desire to be a celebrity. Full Story

Hot tubs solve problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2017 14:50:08 January 5, 2017 14:50:08
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It’s been five days since Mimi’s shambolic performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Every day there’s been a new headline over whose fault it was, whether or not Mimi was set up to fail, whether or not she failed because she’s lazy…and now, now she’s let go of her creative director, Anthony Burrell. Full Story