Angie spent the weekend herding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 14:31:56 December 9, 2013 14:31:56
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God, all those children. There are so many of them they needed a mini-bus! Can you imagine? Every time they go out it’s literally a tour group. On Sunday Angelina Jolie took her kids (minus Maddox?) to see The Lion King. I’m too stressed out by the thought of how much work it would have been to manage this situation to try and pick him out, if he was there. Full Story

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Brange on a boat with the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 13:46:41 December 9, 2013 13:46:41
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Angelina Jolie is crying on the cover of the current STAR Magazine. Something about Brad Pitt cheating on her and their relationship is almost over. STAR would have gone to print around December 2/3. Needless to say, they had no idea that just as they were closing the issue, Brange was in Australia on December 3, together, with their children, enjoying a family boat ride and beaming at each other with affection. Full Story

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GOOP’s holiday friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 13:26:52 December 9, 2013 13:26:52
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Jennifer Aniston hosted a holiday party at her home in Bel Air last night and a lot of famous people showed up including Robert Downey Jr with wife Susan, Tobey Maguire with wife Jennifer Meyer, Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler, and the Paltrow-Martins, Gwyneth and Chris. As we wait for the Vanity Fair hit piece on Gwyneth that might never materialise, well, evenings like these could explain why. Full Story

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Friday, December 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling sad”… Jacek has never seen The Sound Of Music. So his association with My Favourite Things is not Julie Andrews and making play-clothes out of curtains.  Read Full Intro

Marion in Marrakesh Fashion Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 21:04:58 December 6, 2013 21:04:58
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FADEL SENNA/ Dominique Charriau/ Getty

Marion Cotillard has been in Marrakesh all week for the film festival. I’ve been saving up her photos as a good start to the weekend: Fashion Porn! To me, the style started off not so great. The black and white printed dress? Didn’t like it at all. Look how it’s blousing at the breasts. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 19:42:39 December 6, 2013 19:42:39

I thought that was a poo, not a blunt (Dlisted)

January Jones takes her kid to Santa (The Superficial)

Sci Fight! (Too Fab)

Angelina Jolie’s protecting her skin in Australia with a big hat (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, and Nicholas Hoult (Cele|bitchy)

Jaden Smith’s pose for the paps (Just Jared)

This is the one who got fired over Taylor Swift or something (Hollywood Tuna)

Country Spears! (IDLYITW)

Felicity is single (Evil Beet Gossip)

I LOVE this outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Mrs Timberlake wants Timberlake babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 19:11:29 December 6, 2013 19:11:29
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Mrs Timberlake talked to PEOPLE the other night at the premiere of The Truth About Emmanuel. She plays a mother in the movie. So PEOPLE used that as an excuse to ask her when she’s getting pregnant. Which is what I hear real people asking a lot of other real people. Full Story

Yes, London is better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 18:26:31 December 6, 2013 18:26:31
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Tom Sturridge celebrated his birthday last night at a pub in Notting Hill. At least that’s what the paps are saying. Sturridge’s official birthday is December 21. Maybe they decided to do it early because Christmas dominates around that time? Do you have a birthday that has to compete with Christmas? What’s that like? Is it advantageous or not? Sturridge’s friend Robert Pattinson was in town for the party. Full Story

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Art Appreciation = Making Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 17:16:15 December 6, 2013 17:16:15
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Leonardo DiCaprio is in Miami for Art Basel. But remember, he’s not there to party. He’s there to appreciate the art. And if women want to rub themselves all over him, well, how can he help that? According to the NY Daily News Full Story

Slum Love for the holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 16:58:05 December 6, 2013 16:58:05
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Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday in a pair of cuuuuuute black patent leather oxfords. I didn’t see Slum Bear with her and I haven’t seen him with her in a couple of weeks so, you know, I was wondering whether or not we’d moved past this phase, finally. Nope. She went out for dinner with him last night to celebrate Thalia getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Full Story

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This Is How You Arrive At Court to Admit Cocaine Use

Dean Posted by Dean at December 6, 2013 16:16:54 December 6, 2013 16:16:54
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Have you felt horrible for Nigella Lawson lately? The once dignified and cheeky culinary empress has been taken down a thousand notches in the past few weeks. Embarrassing allegations of her wasting money to cover up her drug habit and a messy split have really not been flattering. With this in mind, would you believe me that it’s possible for her to reclaim every ounce of dignity in just 4 seconds? You don’t? Well then watch this Vine to be proven completely wrong: At the risk/certainty of being totally obvious, let me just say - werq b*tch! She looks like a Danielle Steel cover. Full Story

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