Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 19:26:54 October 16, 2013 19:26:54

Banish all your bad thoughts and just giggle (Dlisted)

Why is Justin Bieber jamming his junk on that girl? (FishWrapper)

Is Dakota Johnson quitting Fifty Shades Of Grey too? (The Superficial)

I like Katy Perry in this Cover Girl ad (Just Jared)

Don’t like how Vanessa Hudgens’s hair is straight on the top here (Pop Sugar)

For some reason I don’t hate this dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Benedict Cumberbatch has no time for his version of Sinead O’Connor (Cele|bitchy)

Mischa Barton attempts a comeback (Crushable)

In the courtroom?!? (Romance Beat)

I really wish Ben Foster wasn’t a dick but maybe that’s a good thing because he’s playing a dick (Hollywood PQ)

Sara and Iker’s baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 18:08:21 October 16, 2013 18:08:21
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Splash

Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas are expecting a baby. Today Sara attended a promotional event in Madrid for ELLE. From the photos I’ve seen so far and attached here, there is no belly cupping. God help me if I see a photo of Sara belly cupping. I don’t see her as a belly cupper at a photo wall. Full Story

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Carey & Oscar in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 17:01:42 October 16, 2013 17:01:42
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WENN

Carey Mulligan and Oscar Isaac were in London last night for a screening of Inside Llewyn Davis. I love her in yellow. And I love the shape of this dress. And YES, those are good shoes. No shoe hate here. No hate at all here. Not when one of my top girl crushes and the #1 on my Five List are in the same article, uncontaminated by Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Lipgloss is MAN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 15:43:46 October 16, 2013 15:43:46

You remember when I used to call Zac Efron LipGloss? He used to be so mega manicured it was like looking at an anime character. Here. Like this: Zac’s been working hard to get away from that. Full Story

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Promoting the Greatest Canadian Love Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 15:04:17 October 16, 2013 15:04:17
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Santi/ Splash

We have so much to be proud of here in Canada. Earlier this year, Chris Hadfield was a maple leaf badass up in space. Last week, one of our most treasured writers, Alice Munro, won the Nobel Prize in Literature. And now… Now Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, newlyweds, are promoting their new single/her new album/their relationship/I’m not sure. Full Story

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Celebrity or Tabloid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 14:22:11 October 16, 2013 14:22:11
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On the one hand, IN TOUCH Weekly is pretty unreliable. On the other hand, well, celebrities aren’t exactly honest all the time. IN TOUCH reported yesterday that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are secretly dating. Jamie denied it on Entertainment Tonight: "[The rumors] are 100 percent not true. Full Story

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Paul Rudd could be a superhero

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 16, 2013 13:51:24 October 16, 2013 13:51:24
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Wenn, FameFlynet

And I would be totally fine with that. Wouldn’t you? Variety is exclusively reporting that Rudd, along with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is a finalist for Ant-Man, which will follow The Avengers: Age of Ultron in 2015. But this is a Marvel movie, and worse, it’s directed by fanboy favorite Edgar Wright—a filmmaker who hasn’t tapped commercial success in the US yet but who is crazy talented and a magnet for casting rumors thanks to the number and quality of actors who want to work with him—so this a superstorm of superhero bullsh*t. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender’s Oscar nonchalance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 13:19:41 October 16, 2013 13:19:41

I’m not as hype on Michael Fassbender as the rest of you are. Which is why, to me, the best part of his GQ interview is that James McAvoy is in it. McAvoy is there because Fassbender is late and the two of them are supposed to, along with the journalist, speed around a track in a fast car for kicks. Full Story

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Katie and Jamie violate the code?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 20:01:53 October 15, 2013 20:01:53
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Wenn, Win McNamee/ Getty

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are supposedly dating. The Source for this story is IN TOUCH Weekly, so make the sound of a broken horn. The magazine claims that the two are all “Mission: Impossible” about their relationship. In my experience legit sources don’t speak like that, but whatever. Full Story

JLO trying to break up with Slum Bear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 18:51:52 October 15, 2013 18:51:52

Radar reports that JLO has been wanting to get rid of her Slum Lover Casper Smart but feels awkward about it because he’s so close to her kids. GossipCop has already sh-t on the story saying it’s not true. Obviously. Because: 1.Radar’s reporting is often suspect 2. Full Story