Mrs Timberlake is invited to the after-party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 13:57:01 August 26, 2013 13:57:01
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No reported sightings of Mrs Timberlake at the VMAs but she did show up for the after-party at the Dream hotel. That’s quite a dress too. It’s sheer. There’s underwear. It looks expensive. And… all it got was an after-party? Deprived the opportunity to be shown on the carpet? Don’t say the paps aren’t useful, especially when you’re wearing something you really want to be seen in. Full Story

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You should always go full Mean Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 13:47:32 August 26, 2013 13:47:32
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Inspired by a line in Tropic Thunder. Either you know it or you don’t. I started the VMAs on Team Taylor last night. The hair and makeup were good. The matching colour dress with her bff Selena Gomez was good. With an ex-boyfriend in the house and the girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend in the house, that’s how you do. Full Story

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What is she supposed to do?

Duana Posted by Duana at August 26, 2013 13:20:22 August 26, 2013 13:20:22
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Honestly, what is Miley Cyrus supposed to do? She has a compulsion right now to prove not just that she’s not a little girl, but that she is down with the dudes. She gets it. She gets the jokes, nothing can faze her. She is not going to be shocked or appalled or coaxed into blushing, Goddammit, or even finding a line she won’t cross. Full Story

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Fight Blemishes with Bioré® Blemish Fighting Astringent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 12:53:20 August 26, 2013 12:53:20
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You don’t ever have to act again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 12:39:26 August 26, 2013 12:39:26
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Even though the sound quality was sh-t, and I don’t blame him for that, and even though his vocals weren’t the best they’ve ever been, what Justin Timberlake threw down last night was, well, as my friend Michelle wrote to me halfway during his performance, “This medley helps explain his ego problem. Full Story

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August 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 12:09:24 August 26, 2013 12:09:24

To my darling maid, Courtney H -- Happy Happy Birthday. Cannot WAIT until the reunion. Nicole (Alan Rickman is attached by request) Allison! Happy Birthday with love from Lil Sissy who will miss you so much when you when you’re in… France and Korea! Are you taking your love for Richie Sambora and Bon Jovi with you along with Izzy? Little Petra – look at that sweet little face! – was diagnosed with NF1 (Neurofibromatosis) when she was just 3 months old. Full Story

Friday, August 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So the MiniVan Majority has its Batman. Ben Affleck is Bruce Wayne… Really? We’re covering this story in two parts today as Sarah and I will both break down the casting decision. That’s coming soon.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 20:01:32 August 23, 2013 20:01:32

Sasha Finds mohair sweaters in Lifestyle

Kanye West’s baby is reaching out to her audience already (Dlisted)

Now you know where Beyonce’s hair went (FishWrapper)

Miley Cyrus is wearing it old school now (The Superficial)

Why does Adrien Brody always look like such a douchebag on a boat? Or…no… all the time, actually (Just Jared)

The country that gave us Katie Price is looking for the next (Hollywood Tuna)

First photos of Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long (Pop Sugar)

As IF Kate Bosworth would want to gain weight (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE there’s a waterslide at Celine Dion’s house (Moe Jackson)

Are those…dead squirrels on the wall?! (Reality Tea)

Yes. Definitely the worst dress of the week (Go Fug Yourself)

Cinderoncé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 19:00:32 August 23, 2013 19:00:32

Have you seen this yet? This has been my happiness all week. I’ve lost a lot of time to this video. So before I post Tingles and wish you a good weekend, for those of you who haven’t enjoyed it yet… It’s Cinderoncé. Which is exactly what that sounds like. Cinderella reimagined to a Beyonce soundtrack. Full Story

Best Dressed Of The Week: Robert Sheehan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 17:30:46 August 23, 2013 17:30:46
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He’s in Madrid with Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell Bower. I don’t see why I have to justify why he’s the Best Dressed Of The Week. But if you really want me to, here’s how I break it down: -Nathan is wearing a carpet on the carpet -Nathan is wearing flipflops. -It’s NATHAN I love him. Full Story

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H7 on the merry-go-round

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 16:05:32 August 23, 2013 16:05:32
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It’s cute asphyxiation. You won’t be able to breathe from the cuteness. H7 went to Disneyland with her family yesterday. Check her out on the merry-go-round with dad and her big brother Brooklyn who, obviously, only went on to accompany her, because what 14 year old wants to ride on the merry-go-round. Full Story

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