Smutty Tingles

February 19, 2013 19:22:31 Posted at February 19, 2013 19:22:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh...they made SJP look so harsh in China (Dlisted)

Best thing Billy Bob Thornton’s done in years. It’s better than being made to feel gross (The Superficial)

The evolution of John Travolta’s hair (Too Fab)

January Jones is friends with Diane Kruger...and it still doesn’t make her more interesting (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis will retire with Ashton Kutcher’s baby (Cele|bitchy)

Dianna Agron princessed (Just Jared)

I hate this bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia Labeouf was an abusive asshole...for art? (Amy Grindhouse)

Channing Tatum’s baby is not noticeable in the new Esquire (Popoholic)

Um, I liked this Emma Stone dress. Yell at me, I’m ready (Go Fug Yourself)

Taylor’s not an English model

February 19, 2013 18:48:52 Posted at February 19, 2013 18:48:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

In We Will Never Ever Ever Get Back Together, Taylor Swift sings about an ex-boyfriend who thought indie music was much better than hers and everyone thought it was Jake Gyllenhaal. Next time will it be a lyric about not being “It” like an English model? Not being “It” enough for the English scene? During an email exchange with a colleague yesterday, we went back and forth asking ourselves why they keep trying to make Cara Delevingne happen. Full Story

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Downton reboot

February 19, 2013 18:30:52 Posted at February 19, 2013 18:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Gareth Cattermole/ Fred Duval/ Getty

A few emails came in yesterday re: the Downton Abbey finale. Question: Is Downton Abbey more like... Gossip Girl or Days Of Our Lives and less like, say, Mad Men or Breaking Bad? Same quality, right? Only one has English accents and period piece clothing. Season 1 of Downton Abbey, as I’ve noted previously, was good. Full Story

Britney’s (shady?) new boyfriend

February 19, 2013 17:13:10 Posted at February 19, 2013 17:13:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame, AKM/ GSI/ Keystone Press

Britney Spears went out on Valentine’s Day last week with this “mystery” dude and since then everyone’s been trying to figure out who he is. TMZ says he’s called David. He’s 27 from Atlanta. They were introduced through mutual friends. Full Story

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The Timberlakes & Tom Ford

February 19, 2013 16:53:22 Posted at February 19, 2013 16:53:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Eamonn McCormack/ Getty

Justin Timberlake and his wife were in London last night for the Tom Ford presentation at fashion week. Click here to see the collection. Both Timberlakes were styled by Ford. And, where she’s concerned, it shows. She looks amazing when someone else, someone who actually KNOWS, is dressing her. Full Story

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The Royal Bump...officially

February 19, 2013 16:33:46 Posted at February 19, 2013 16:33:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Neil Warner/ Splash

You've seen it already, presumably, after that Italian magazine published photos of the Cambridges on holiday in Mustique a few weeks ago. I was less interested in the bump than I was in how frizzy her hair looked in the tropics. Like really, really frizzy and thick -- its natural state with some hormonal boost. Full Story

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Jen & Justin’s Oscar date night

February 19, 2013 15:16:18 Posted at February 19, 2013 15:16:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Academy has just announced that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. Pretty strong presenter list again this year: in addition to the Avengers and several nominees (including Ben Affleck, Jessica Chastain, and Jennifer Lawrence), Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, and Sandra Bullock are also expected. Full Story

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February 19, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 19, 2013 14:43:50 Posted at February 19, 2013 14:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get Your Heart On, Toronto! It’s a cocktail party in support of the Heart & Stroke Foundation to raise awareness for women’s heart health. When: February 28, 2013 @ 7pm. Where: Six Pints Beer Academy, 75 Victoria Street, Toronto. Featuring: Auctions, live music, great food and drink, and young philanthropists. Full Story

Monday, February 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Even though the Raptors’ Terrence Ross was eventually crowned the NBA Slam Dunk Champion, the best part of All Star Saturday Night had to be the Shaq/Charles Barkley/Kenny Smith commentary. If only those three could call the play-by-play at the Oscars.  Read Full Intro

Gwyneth Paltrow: inspired by ...Porny?!

February 18, 2013 22:22:53 Posted at February 18, 2013 22:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Porny? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after Porny’s? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica's empire. Full Story

Hugh Grant: Fleeting x 2

February 18, 2013 21:40:35 Posted at February 18, 2013 21:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s how The Telegraph described Hugh Grant’s birth announcement the other day: Hugh Grant was so angered by the tabloids’ alleged intrusion into his private life that he became a campaigner for state regulation of the press. Full Story