Don’t slum this away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 19:14:46 June 5, 2014 19:14:46
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JLO performed at home in the Bronx last night. There were many costume changes, including an outfit that was an homage to her infamous Grammys Versace dress. We just talked about JLO on The Social today. My colleague Cynthia Loyst, a trained belly dancer, posited that JLO isn’t an amazing dancer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 18:33:56 June 5, 2014 18:33:56

Sasha Finds Phoenix jewellery in LifeStyle

“Surf clitty” is totally what I would have guessed (Dlisted)

Rihanna in all leather (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron, big tipper (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift’s new best friend talks about why she’s not dating (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

The Queen’s moments (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett Johansson’s pregnancy progression (Too Fab)

Kelly Pickler looks 50 years old here (Hollywood Tuna)

Terrible wig on Amber Heard (Popoholic)

Obsessed with this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Tom Cruise the “good sport”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 17:05:01 June 5, 2014 17:05:01
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Edge Of Tomorrow comes out tomorrow. Have you seen the reviews? They’re really quite positive. And even the ones that aren’t positive aren’t mega sh-t either. Someone who works in the industry said to me that even though people are wary of his Xenu association, there is an undeniable amount of goodwill in Hollywood for Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Settled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 16:20:14 June 5, 2014 16:20:14
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Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. Full Story

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Rachel & Jakey: Gossip Genie come true?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 15:48:24 June 5, 2014 15:48:24
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Oh I’ve been hoping for it for a long time. I’ve been rubbing my Gossip Genie desperately to make this happen. In 2010 I wished for it here. And since then every 6 months or so. When Rachel and Michael Sheen broke up I wished for it again here Full Story

Any party will do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 15:06:02 June 5, 2014 15:06:02
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Leonardo DiCaprio was in Cannes. Just to party. And one night he showed up to party at the same place as Justin Bieber and Ebola Paris Hilton. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote at the time: “And there it is. That’s my problem with Leo’s choices. Full Story

Sibling Sh-t: GOT Edition

Maria Posted by Maria at June 5, 2014 14:47:05 June 5, 2014 14:47:05
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Lainey loves her Girl Sh-it and her Boy Sh-t, and I love Sibling Sh-t. It’s like Girl Sh-t and Boy Sh-t piled with childhood issues and family dynamics. Of course we’ve had our fair share of it lately (thanks, Solange!) but it doesn’t have to be so dramatic to be interesting. I’m fascinated by Kate and Rooney Mara (why won’t they pose together?!). Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s short shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 14:31:54 June 5, 2014 14:31:54
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Bradley Cooper was photographed yesterday in super tight super short shorts on the set of American Sniper directed by Clint Eastwood. At one point, he and all the other army actors had to get on the ground and do drills. Then some dude came around and sprayed them with water. Are we shooting a fireman calendar here? This might be the best job he’s ever had. Full Story

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June 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 13:51:55 June 5, 2014 13:51:55

Zoe! Congratulation your dream job offer! Siri is so proud of you and knows you’ll do a “world of good” in social work. Accept your position with pride and confidence today. You earned it. Happy 40th Birthday Joanna with love from Melissa who requested a gift called George Clooney. Full Story

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Andy Cohen is apparently developing a show featuring people who claim they’ve slept with celebrities. So, like, Twi-Hards, but those who actually were able to close the deal.

Do you care?

I LOVE gossip, live for gossip, crusade for gossip…and I don’t care.

Here’s what I do care about: celebrities having sex with other celebrities. So if Andy Cohen’s interviewing Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth about them f-cking each other? Yes, please. Take my money.

But a random on television talking about how he snuck on to Miley’s tour bus, or another random explaining how she crawled under a table at a bar to suck off Adam Levine…? That’s an entirely different show that I’m not wasting time on.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Back to Zoe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2014 20:47:07 June 4, 2014 20:47:07
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So Rihanna and Drake are not happening. Again. Just before they happened again though, Drake was spending a lot of time with Zoe Kravitz. Last night Zoe and her band Lolawolf played in Toronto at the Mod Club. Both Kate and Natalie emailed me about this. And Zoe recently Instagrammed a shot of Drake to her account: Meaning…? I know what you might think it means. Full Story