When Photo Assumption goes terribly wrong

February 13, 2013 20:49:59 Posted at February 13, 2013 20:49:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Everyone was fist pumping yesterday after this picture of Adele was posted suggesting she may have been admonishing Chris Brown at the Grammys for not standing up for Frank Ocean. That’s why it’s called Photo Assumption: it’s an assumption that is baseless, because the image can’t tell you the context. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert is Hot/No Longer a Pariah

February 13, 2013 20:27:36 Posted at February 13, 2013 20:27:36
Dean Posted by Dean

Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as Maxim claims, extremely “hot”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 13, 2013 20:06:40 Posted at February 13, 2013 20:06:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s Into Jennifer Lawrence’s belt and more collections from NYFW in LifeStyle

Are you Team Cambridge or Team Chi? (Dlisted)

Size 2 is flaunting her Size 2 (Too Fab)

Taylor Swift and Lindsay Lohan are about to have something in common? (The Superficial)

I’m sure there’s a reason but Justin Pippy has elf ears here (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez’s outfit is so cute (Hollywood Tuna)

Eva Longoria is spending her birthday with Posh and H7 (Pop Sugar)

FLOTUS campaigns for Hushpuppy! (Cele|bitchy)

Cher Horowitz would NOT approve! (Evil Beet Gossip)

And Matt Damon is still more likeable than Ben Affleck (Towleroad)

Confession: I’m kinda into Britney’s jacket here (Pink Is The New Blog)

Beyonce Weekend

February 13, 2013 18:56:14 Posted at February 13, 2013 18:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Larry Busacca/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty

This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why you have to watch. Full Story

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Rude, Thoughtless Little Pig Jr.

February 13, 2013 18:15:01 Posted at February 13, 2013 18:15:01
Maria Posted by Maria
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It hasn’t even been a week and I already desperately miss Jack Donaghy. “Good God, I can see every line and pore in your face. It looks like a YMCA climbing wall.” And while Tina Fey and the writers were the creative genius behind his acerbic, WASPy insults, the delivery was all Alec Baldwin, who epitomized a charismatic and amoral one percenter. Full Story

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

February 13, 2013 17:52:51 Posted at February 13, 2013 17:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

Charlie Sheen's favourite charity

February 13, 2013 16:45:16 Posted at February 13, 2013 16:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn't be able to afford a ticket or a new dress? (No one is lending her clothing anymore, please. Full Story

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Rooney Mara is shyyyyyyyyyyyy, OK?

February 13, 2013 15:59:24 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:59:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, B. Cool/ Splash

Rooney Mara and Jude Law are currently promoting Side Effects in Europe. Here they are yesterday at the Berlinale, photo call and premiere. She wore black and white Balenciaga for the daytime event, and black Valentino in the evening. Very strong styling. And smiling only with no teeth. Because as she told Vogue last month:  “Why should I ‘fake smile’? It feels disingenuous to me. Full Story

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Justified 4.6: “You’re turning a corner you can’t walk back around”

February 13, 2013 15:40:20 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:40:20
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4 Episode 6 recap Somehow we never talked about Timothy Olyphant’s “appearance” on Archer, which was fantastic. If only Archer could guest star on Justified… Well maybe we can have a scene of Raylan discussing his dream B&B. You know what this season is missing? A big bad. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Week

February 13, 2013 15:32:04 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:32:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jackson Lee/ Splash, INF

It was Jennifer Aniston’s birthday on Monday. She’s 44 now. A monkey! PEOPLE Magazine celebrated their holiest day of the year with an article about, obviously, her hair. Jen’s been working in Connecticut on the untitled Elmore Leonard movie. Full Story

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February 13, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 13, 2013 15:01:39 Posted at February 13, 2013 15:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lorraine! Happy Birthday from Stephanie! "Amanda, (AKA Nanners), I speak for all of our girlfriends and I when I say that we are secretly kind of thankful you broke your foot into a million pieces and were stuck in bed for four months. It meant that you started writing again and we couldn't be more proud of you. Full Story