Smutty Social Media, April 13, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at April 13, 2017 18:07:43 April 13, 2017 18:07:43
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So, if Chelsea and Gwyneth weren’t friends, would she be praising goop supplements? She’s very selective with her bullsh-t threshold. Like the jade egg, there’s a medical counterpoint to goop’s promises; I read a great interview with an RD who broke down the ingredients, the exploitive marketing techniques and the likely result of taking fancy vitamins (basically, expensive pee Full Story

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Imperator F*cking Furiosa doesn’t drive ONCE

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 13, 2017 15:11:53 April 13, 2017 15:11:53
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Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson star in the eighth installment of the Fast/Furious franchise, a movie which is infuriatingly still not called F8 of the Furious. (They have two scenes together, one in which they’re in separate cars and another in which they never talk or look directly at each other. Full Story

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The vocals are in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2017 18:26:31 April 12, 2017 18:26:31
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If you follow DJ Khaled on social, you know it’s the question, a variation on, “Did the Drake vocals come in yet?” Somebody usually answers that it’s “top secret”. And then Khaled delivers his trademark, “I like that”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2017 17:59:44 April 12, 2017 17:59:44

I violated all these rules by the time I was 20. And I married a man who cleans and bakes. I guess the devil sent him. (Dlisted) 

Jenna Dewan on life with Channing Tatum (Just Jared) 

Princess Kate is an internet troll? (Cele|bitchy)  

Timothy Olyphant could have been Vin Diesel (TooFab) 

The Martha Stewart jinx (The Superficial) 

Karrueche and Quavo are dating and the expected reaction happened (TMZ) 

I really don’t like how they’ve styled Connie Britton’s hair here either. It’s like the top is a different style from the bottom. Of the hair! (Go Fug Yourself) 

Is this better or worse than a Twilight tattoo? (Jezebel) 

This is a great title for a show and I can’t wait for the cast to start promoting it on morning television (Pajiba)