A monarch and two heirs go to church

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:28:33 September 24, 2013 20:28:33
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Pacific Coast News

Prince William and his Catherine went to church in Aberdeen with the Queen and Prince Charles on Sunday. Will drove himself, with Kate in the passenger seat, and Charles too. God that must be a pain in the ass that they can’t travel together. Otherwise, like most families, it’s all in one car. Full Story

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Beyonce’s done with the bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:00:20 September 24, 2013 20:00:20
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Here’s Beyonce boarding a private jet – of course – in Puerto Rico with the Blue Ivy Carter. Has the Blue Ivy Carter ever flown commercial? When was the last time Beyonce flew commercial? Anyway, as you can see, B’s bob is gone and it’s been replace, or is that re-replaced?, by long extensions. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 19:42:09 September 24, 2013 19:42:09

Um, ponytail wig on a Hollywood star. Go. (The Superficial

Have you ever been this happy in your entire life? (Dlisted

One of the reasons Kanye West loves his girlfriend is she has her own money (FishWrapper)

Even Hunger Games??? (Cele|bitchy

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s heavy Twitter-pimp (Just Jared

This is a really cute bikini (Hollywood Tuna

Shut the f-ck up forever Chris Brown (Amy Grindhouse

Diane Kruger’s opera dress (Pop Sugar

Halle Berry’s really cute pregnancy dress – I would wear it non-pregnant (Popoholic

Great. A parade of dreaded red dresses (Go Fug Yourself)

Harry carries his own bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 17:19:46 September 24, 2013 17:19:46
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Nothing helps my Harry Styles problem. Or, at least he keeps doing sh-t to not help it. From wearing leopard print shirts to flopping his hair around to generally not being a robot or a Bieber, Harry won’t give me any reasons to not perv on him. And now he’s playing golf. In Australia. Full Story

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If you hate Xenu, vote for Leah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 16:13:40 September 24, 2013 16:13:40
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I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. I do know however that Leah Remini is one of the current season’s participants. Apparently, during the show this week, they aired an edit from her rehearsal and she tells her dance partner, obviously while the cameras are shooting, that: "I'm going through a personal and big change for me and my family. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is frozen out

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 24, 2013 15:14:26 September 24, 2013 15:14:26
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Today in Yeah, That’s Actually Not Surprising news, Nicole Kidman’s Grace of Monaco has been pushed back to spring 2014, taking her out of (potential) Best Actress contention. After getting a look at that chintzy teaser last week, this makes sense. Full Story

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Paul directs Jennifer and Anthony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 14:37:13 September 24, 2013 14:37:13
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Bauer, Christopher Peterson/ Splash

There are so many things I love about this photo set. It’s Paul Bettany directing a film called Shelter from a screenplay that he wrote, starring his wife Jennifer Connelly. We don’t see enough of Connelly. She’s lovely. Bettany was supposed to star in Masters Of Sex, which is premiering this coming weekend and Duana and I can’t wait. Full Story

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“James McAvoy gives the performance of his career”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 14:08:47 September 24, 2013 14:08:47
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I like how he’s standing right beside that review. Check out James McAvoy in Edinburgh yesterday at the premiere of his new movie Filth, opening in Scotland this weekend and all over the UK on October 4. Still no confirmation on North American release date. They don’t think there’ll be a market for it. Full Story

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Cinderella’s heaving bosom

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 24, 2013 13:55:29 September 24, 2013 13:55:29

Last year I undertook a fairytale reading project and read all of the Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen fairytales. I learned two interesting things as a result: 1) you can learn a lot about a culture’s morals by reading their folklore, and 2) fairytales are extremely f*cked up. I totally get the fractured fairytale trend in Hollywood right now because there are some fantastic stories with interesting creatures that are inherently cinematic, but with the exception of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, no one has approached the material from the “these stories are dark and f*cked up and not for children” angle (Red Riding Hood Full Story

JT is sick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 13:30:27 September 24, 2013 13:30:27
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Justin Timberlake’s new album The 20/20 Experience Pt 2 drops today. His movie, Runner, Runner, opens on Friday. So he’s right up in your face, breathing his sick germs all over you. JT is sick. He has the flu or some sinus issue. He was supposed to perform on The Tonight Show last night but couldn’t, or he was saving himself for tonight, when he’s scheduled to sing on Hollywood Boulevard. Full Story

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September 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 13:11:58 September 24, 2013 13:11:58

"To Anne, from Pist-Eye...as you enter the last year of your 30s (with me right behind you!), let's celebrate how awesome these years have been and how old friends keep us young.  Sending you lots of love and all the best this year."  Full Story