Ariana’s Grammy side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 15:06:54 January 27, 2014 15:06:54
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See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it from you last night. Full Story

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Keith Urban’s Grammy face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:51:10 January 27, 2014 14:51:10
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Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him. Full Story

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Hair whipping and premature celebrations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:37:20 January 27, 2014 14:37:20
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Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy to have the opportunity to see the layers in her hair. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the brooms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 14:16:50 January 27, 2014 14:16:50
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Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t dance? If it’s not a boxing ring, it’s geishas. Full Story

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Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 13:52:29 January 27, 2014 13:52:29
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We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate on that dance move. Full Story

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January 27, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 13:21:46 January 27, 2014 13:21:46

Katie! Happy 35th Birthday! To Claire – Happy 30th Birthday...in London! Rachel wants you to know that she still knows all the words to this song: Happy Birthday Jenny with love from Linda who wants me to tell everyone about how Harry Styles gives you the “shivers”. Full Story

Friday, January 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 20:01:45 January 24, 2014 20:01:45

Sasha Finds celebrity coats in LifeStyle

OMG Classic Gossip Nostalgia (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes's dark lips (FishWrapper)

Adrian Grenier got shut down -- WHY are they making the Entourage movie? (The Superficial)

Drake's maybe girlfriend in LA (Just Jared)

Do you feel like Victoria Justice is single female-ing Nina Dobrev (Hollywood Tuna)

Angie pulls her hair back (Pop Sugar

Please. Rihanna would destroy Lena Dunham (Cele|bitchy)

Rock star dick piercing (Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye West's fiancee is not eating for Vogue (Reality Tea)

I love Sally Draper/Cathy Dollanganger's dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Girlfriend swap?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 18:17:57 January 24, 2014 18:17:57
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Selena Gomez’s on-off boyfriend Justin Bieber was arrested yesterday in Miami. She was in LA and in the evening, she and her old friend Demi Lovato hooked up for dinner. The paps were there. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s a good photo opportunity. Her girls are rallying around her. Full Story

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JT’s Grammy pout?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 17:10:52 January 24, 2014 17:10:52
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The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you ever pull up beside me at a red light and you see my mouth open wide screaming, I’m probably singing this version of the song. Full Story

Cannes Freeze

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 24, 2014 16:26:44 January 24, 2014 16:26:44

I have forgotten what warm is. Warm is a distant memory of another time, when the sky wasn’t grey and ice didn’t cover everything and I could feel all of my fingers and toes. But warm is gone and it is the cold time now. It will just get colder and colder until society breaks down and we’re forced to live in a frozen nightmare hellscape. Full Story