MTV vs. Colbert Nation

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 7, 2013 15:43:54 August 7, 2013 15:43:54

If you’re a big media outlet whose sole job is to look cool and hip then you really shouldn’t tangle with a top-notch, widely popular comedian with a big-ass network microphone. That’s a new rule I just made up. Stephen Colbert has been hyping the appearance of Daft Punk on his show, The Colbert Report, for weeks, so imagine the surprise when he opened his show last night and announced that Daft Punk would not be appearing because MTV, a fellow Viacom subsidiary, didn’t want Daft Punk’s surprise appearance at the VMAs in a month’s time to be undermined by them going on a different show beforehand. Full Story

Loki and Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2013 15:05:12 August 7, 2013 15:05:12

As Sarah has pointed out several times, Chris Hemsworth has been absent on certain key Marvel occasions lately. For some reason he wasn’t at the Thor 2 presentation at Comic-Con last month. Maybe it was scheduling. Or maybe it just feels like Thor isn’t up in our faces so much because Loki is always up in our faces. Full Story

Leo’s tongue kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2013 14:48:50 August 7, 2013 14:48:50
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FameFlynet, Splash

Leonardo DiCaprio skipped out on the Australian premiere of The Great Gatsby because…well… according to Baz Luhrmann, who graciously defended him, there were “personal reasons”. Gatsby was filmed in Australia. The location obviously means a lot to Luhrmann, the director. Full Story

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H7 goes to Legoland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2013 14:38:02 August 7, 2013 14:38:02
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FameFlynet

H7’s dad took her and her brothers Cruz and Romeo to Legoland yesterday. She wore her hair like Leonardo DiCaprio, only better. The Beckhams are apparently on summer holiday in LA I guess before school starts in England. They also went horseback riding last week. Posh did not ride in heels. Full Story

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Macho Man Boy Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2013 13:30:00 August 7, 2013 13:30:00
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t… No matter the age. Even if it’s middle age. Or senior citizens. Sylvester Stallone is 67. Can we call him a senior citizen? Sly and Bruce Willis worked together on the two Expendables. I’ve not seen either one but I will assume that there are guns and explosions and a lot of one liners like, “Look at my dick attached to my AK47”. Full Story

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August 7, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2013 13:05:42 August 7, 2013 13:05:42

Kira! Happy Birthday from your sister Lisa who has requested for you: Don Draper, Henry Cavill, Eddie Vedder, and Gwyneth Paltrow. And Kira, here’s another one for you – from your husband Kris, and Gillian and Charlotte who’ve asked for Stephen Colbert. By the way, tell him I was born in Toronto – so I’ve been cheering for the Leafs my whole life! Hey Vancouver – don’t forget your fascinators this Saturday for A Day At The Races in support of 1Karma’s goal to raise over $10,000 for Covenant House Vancouver Full Story

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Ryan Seacrest has a lot of jobs. He just added another job. It was announced yesterday that he’s to host a new reality game show on NBC called The Million Second Quiz. The Million Second Quiz will air every night on NBC starting in September (with a one night break for football) featuring contestants competing 24 hours a day (trivia battles) in a huge hourglass structure in Manhattan until an eventual winner is crowned.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s sling steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 21:10:41 August 6, 2013 21:10:41
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Have you figured out who was 15 minutes late to The Butler press conference yet? That was basic level gossip, right? Here she is, our lovely, at the premiere last night in a leather studded sling because she clipped her wing. Did you forget that SHE IS INJURED? How could you forget? She’s only been ramming that arm up your ass for three weeks. Full Story

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Heigl’s vaping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 19:49:21 August 6, 2013 19:49:21
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Bauer-Griffin

That’s what they call it – vaping, which means smoking from an electronic cigarette, which is what I’ve been doing for 7 months now and it works. I am off cigarettes. The problem is the word “vaping” is so dumb. Anyway, Katherine Heigl has been an e-cig smoker for years. Full Story

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Lenny in The Butler and Minka & Chris’s staggered exit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 19:01:18 August 6, 2013 19:01:18
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They’re pushing The Butler as an award contender possibility, opening strategically at the same time of year as The Help and hoping for a solid box office to carry it through fall and the long season. My colleague Traci Melchor was just at the junket last weekend. She loved it. She said it was Lenny Kravitz’s performance, among all those BIG NAMES, that really stood out. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 18:29:16 August 6, 2013 18:29:16

So… is the point of the photo the actress or more that the red robe is trying to hide the actress? (Dlisted)

Walter White used to hate on Power Rangers (The Superficial)

It’s been 10 years, bitch! (Too Fab)

God but Liam Hemsworth is hot, isn’t he? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson try to keep up with Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber (Cele|bitchy)

It’s like Beyonce & Jay-Z own Brooklyn or something (Just Jared)

Hilary Duff: cute shorts, bad shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

Like that kid wasn’t for sale even before the egg was fertilised (Amy Grindhouse)

How Scarlett Johansson looks with gel nails and a French manicure (Popoholic)

Love the suit, hate the colour and the sizing of the stripes (Go Fug Yourself)