Johnny Depp’s career to be buried in February 2015

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 25, 2014 13:54:38 April 25, 2014 13:54:38

It is with heavy hearts that we announce that after a long battle, Johnny Depp’s career has succumbed to a case of mid-life crisis that proved terminal. Depp’s career fought mid-life crisis for several years, but suffered a decline beginning in 2011 from which it never recovered, undergoing bouts of bad movies, questionable life choices and terrible pants. Full Story

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I'm a Page Turner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2014 13:42:39 April 25, 2014 13:42:39

I am an only child. My parents divorced when I was six years old. I wasn’t an outgoing person. I didn’t have a lot in common with the other kids at school, often being the only Chinese student in a classroom full of people whose parents also grew up in Canada or in other parts of the world where English is the first language. Full Story

April 25, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2014 13:35:34 April 25, 2014 13:35:34

"To Shilpa, I'm so sorry I might be missing your wedding this weekend. I hope your replacement tea tray bearer is better than I could ever be and best of luck to you and M! Here's some Channing Tatum to make up for it? Love JN" "To Allison, your birthday is here and if I can't spend it with you then at least enjoy some Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zac Efron to make up for it! Love JN" “Happy 40th to our beautiful Mama. Full Story

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

TIME has released its annual list of 100 Most Influential People. The categories are: Titans, Pioneers, Artists, Leaders, Icons. So who’s a Titan? Beyonce, of course. To me, what’s been most interesting on this list isn’t necessarily who’s on it but the people who are chosen or have volunteered to write the piece that accompanies the entry.  Read Full Intro

Taylor Kitsch in the hockey box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 20:36:33 April 24, 2014 20:36:33
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Taylor Kitsch was in Dallas last night to watch the Stars even up their playoff series against the Anaheim Ducks who were playing without Ryan Getzlaf. Kitsch is Canadian. He’s obviously a hockey fan. Why Dallas? My presumption: Friday Night Lights. Filmed in Austin. And he has a home there. Full Story

Short dresses and beautiful trenches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 20:27:23 April 24, 2014 20:27:23
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The big New York premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 happens tonight. The cast visited Good Morning America today. Andrew Garfield’s coat is so beautiful I want it for myself. He and Emma Stone seemed to match nicely; she wore a short dress. I wonder often about the dress lengths for celebrities. Full Story

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Tom Hardy is dangerous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 20:10:29 April 24, 2014 20:10:29
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Tom Hardy’s been in New York this week promoting Locke. The film is receiving really great reviews, rating at 90% currently on Rotten Tomatoes. In support of Locke, they’ve set up some selective press for Hardy, including an interview with ESQUIRE which I finally got around to reading today. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 19:06:27 April 24, 2014 19:06:27

Sasha Finds Rihanna’s outfit and bridesmaid dresses in LifeStyle

I never thought manual stimulation would be a downside to crowd-surfing (Dlisted)

For a minute did you think this was Emma Watson? (Just Jared)

Hilary Duff’s cute stripes. Do they only wear things once??? (The Superficial)

Beyonce’s dress with stars on it (Evil Beet Gossip)

A white-gloved Tom Hiddleston (Pop Sugar)

Billy Bob Thornton wants us to know Angelina still talks to him so we shouldn’t hate him (Cele|bitchy)

Loving Jennifer Hudson’s hair (Too Fab)

SERIOUSLY cute outfit on Taylor Swift (Hollywood Tuna)

Vanessa Hudgens’s looooong blonde extensions (Popoholic)

Um. What is happening here? (Go Fug Yourself)

Christy Most Influential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 18:30:43 April 24, 2014 18:30:43
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If you’ve been visiting my blog for long enough, you know how devoted I am to Christy Turlington. And she was just named one of TIME’s 100 Most Influential for 2014 in the Icon category, recognised for her work as an “ambassador for maternal health”. Turlington’s piece was written by Melinda Gates. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Orly?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 16:48:57 April 24, 2014 16:48:57
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Gwyneth Paltrow was in Hong Kong yesterday to promote GOOP amid reports that GOOP is losing money. She also lost her CEO and work-husband. Here’s a shot she posted on Instagram: I’m telling you. The Year of the Horse is sh-t for Rats! And next year, it’ll be sh-t for the Ox. Full Story

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One Day More

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2014 16:03:45 April 24, 2014 16:03:45
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Come on. How could I resist? You know how I feel about Les Miserables. And if you want to read something subversive into it, considering the subject matter, fine, but really, I’m just thinking of a song. Anyway, Prince William and his Catherine are almost at the end of their tour of New Zealand and Australia. Full Story

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