Mimi: this ring is nothing

February 1, 2013 17:41:24 Posted at February 1, 2013 17:41:24
Dean Posted by Dean

That’s a wrap on Mimi at American Idol auditions! Last night the final search for contestants ended in Oklahoma City. Did it end with a bang? Not really. It ended with a glance, Mariah looking up at another mediocre wannabe, as she does, and having basically nothing to say. Here’s the thing about Mariah though, she never promised your dreams could come true. Full Story

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Charlize Theron hair porn

February 1, 2013 16:21:32 Posted at February 1, 2013 16:21:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

God. I cannot stop. Wanting. So badly, wanting. Charlize Theron is growing her hair out after Mad Max. It’s long enough now to push up into a faux-hawk. If only we could all look this great in a faux-hawk. This is hair porn. This is true hair porn. For those who cannot wear short hair without having it stick up like a porcupine, this is the porn of the hair. Full Story

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Rihanna on getting back together with Chris Brown

February 1, 2013 15:44:48 Posted at February 1, 2013 15:44:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In her new interview with Rolling Stone, Rihanna has confirmed that she and Chris Brown are back together, exactly four years after he beat the sh-t out of her on Grammy weekend. This, of course, is not news, as we’ve all seen the pictures and her twitter, but she hasn’t publicly spoken about it until now. Full Story

How Have I Not Made A “Run for the Cure” Joke Yet?

February 1, 2013 15:00:47 Posted at February 1, 2013 15:00:47
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 12 recap “Dad ,There’s A Dance Tonight! “Not Anymore” I mean, these words made me really hope this was going to be a Footloose tribute – and you did too, what with the 80s music taking you back. What we got instead was a little more directly murderous on Elena’s part, but I mean, the sentiment is the same, right? Good girl has way more chutzpah than we bargained for? And the pure of heart get to have their pride at the dance, even if they don’t get the guy? (Can’t you just see Rebecca screaming “No! What about prom?” I now need to see that before I can successfully die happy. Full Story

Is there a game on Sunday?

February 1, 2013 14:35:31 Posted at February 1, 2013 14:35:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Christopher Polk/ Getty

Beyonce did everything but levitate yesterday at her press conference. But then again, you know she’s saving it for the main show. That was just her opening act. Beyonce opens for herself. With the national anthem, live-live this time, and not just half-live, and now considered this year’s version of the mic drop belly rub. Full Story

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February 1, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

February 1, 2013 14:12:19 Posted at February 1, 2013 14:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CANFAR is Canada’s only independent charitable foundation dedicated to eliminating HIV/AIDS through research. If you’d like to get involved visit Kisses4Canfar to find out how to participate and have your friends and family wearing RED lips for a great cause between February 1st through Valentines’s Day. Full Story

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Dear Gossips,

30 Rock ends tonight. Most of the time when shows end, they promote it so hard, the ending of it, that by the time it actually ends you’re thrilled that it’s finally ended. Why has the end of 30 Rock seemed so quiet?

“It’s not funny anymore and the last few seasons sucked and it’s about time for it to be over,” rag, rag, rag, rag, rag.

This though is my favourite piece, so far, on the series finale, honouring a show that, well, wasn’t considered “successful” enough to leave a legacy. That’s...actually kind of OK. Tonight it will be Tina Fey > Mimi. Although last night, because I was packing, I totally forgot about Mimi’s American Idol. Until Lo messaged me with this photo -- see below. For shame! Why would anyone prioritise travel preparation over Mimi? I turned on the DVR immediately to watch Mimi turn every contestant tragedy into an opportunity to talk about the adversities she’s been able to overcome.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

January 31, 2013 22:15:47 Posted at January 31, 2013 22:15:47
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Lainey sends her apologies from the skies above Alberta (I’m guessing) for the short-ish day.  So I’ll cap the day with my thoughts on what else happened today…

Karl Lagerfeld is not digging Michelle’s bangs (Dlisted)

Who doesn’t walk their dog dressed like this? (The Superficial)

Casting the lead for the Wonder Years reunion won’t be difficult (Cele|bitchy)

Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd Super Bowl teaser (Toofab)

A Pippy GF retrospective (Pop Sugar)

Pregnant or not, Jessica Simpson hates this look (Just Jared)

Candice SHWING-pole on a yacht (Hollywood Tuna)

Michael Lohan reproduces again.  Perfect. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Eva Longoria supports the Obamas quite firmly (Popoholic)

Will male skaters be scored lower if they don’t dress like mirrors don’t exist? (Go Fug Yourself)

How Khal Drogo looks like Khal Drogo

January 31, 2013 21:21:47 Posted at January 31, 2013 21:21:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
JB Nicholas/ Splash

Which is...HOT. I think he might be in that new Sly Stallone movie? Bullet To The Head? Anyway, he's been doing some press in New York. God that is something to look at. What's his secret? As he told TMZ: I f-ck a lot. Lisa Bonet only? PS sorry it ended up being so light today. Full Story

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Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat

January 31, 2013 18:54:03 Posted at January 31, 2013 18:54:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from a reader called Angela yesterday who wrote that Heller reminded her of Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s incompetent attorney in Arrested Development. Full Story

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