Bridget Jones joins the Motherhood Industrial Complex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 14:02:48 July 24, 2013 14:02:48

The title of Helen Fielding’s new Bridget Jones novel Mad About The Boy was revealed in May – click here for a refresher. They’ve just released the book jacket. As you can see, along with a pair of stilettos, Bridge is surrounded by a toy giraffe, dinosaur, and a teddy bear. Full Story

And then there’s Bruce Willis…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:50:31 July 24, 2013 13:50:31
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I’ve never interviewed Bruce Willis one on one. I’ve stuck my microphone into a scrum of microphones at a premiere (that I can’t remember now) but I’ve never had to speak to him directly and hope that he speaks back to me directly. I hope I never have to because it seems terrifying. Full Story

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Katniss the fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:30:57 July 24, 2013 13:30:57
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Ethan Miller/ Getty

I saw this on Gawker last night during my evening rounds before going to bed. Going to bed on a Jennifer Lawrence high is the best. And she continues to be the best. It happened at Comic-Con. She was leaving the carpet and Jeff Bridges was just coming onto it and, well, she kinda Twi-Harded him. Full Story

July 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:13:48 July 24, 2013 13:13:48

Vancouver! It’s West Coast Ascot on August 10th – 1Karma’s annual A Day At The Races event is happening at Hastings Racecourse in support of Covenant House Vancouver. Hats, fascinators, polka dots, and TEA – you have to be there for an afternoon of preening, all for a good cause! Your ticket (for which you will receive a tax receipt) includes a 3 course buffet lunch and access to the exclusive patio, where you can practise your royal wave. Full Story

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Dear Gossips,

He is the first (future) monarch of England born in the age of the Internet. And we wait on his name. As of this writing (530am ET), they’ve yet to announce a name. But, you know, the hair stylist was seen entering the hospital.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 21:00:57 July 23, 2013 21:00:57

Oh no I’m sure this wasn’t gratuitous at all (The Superficial)

This dude drives better than my Chinese Squawking Chicken mother (Dlisted)

Nick Cannon gives the best quote about party music (Too Fab)

Jon Snow’s fan told him he’s too short (Pop Sugar)

Miley Cyrus tried to pass on some wisdom to Justin Bieber (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is back together with Luke Kirby (Just Jared)

Trying to decide if I like these socks (Hollywood Tuna)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH (Amy Grindhouse)

Love this black bikini on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)

Really into Nina Dobrev’s stripes and print mixing and much more than the red dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Baby Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 19:22:07 July 23, 2013 19:22:07
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I love the internet. Thank you, internet, for letting me stream what just happened. Yesterday, I praised Catherine Cambridge for how well she has delivered, time and again. Today, together, the future King and Queen executed a flawless baby game. God, this is impressive. Here they are, in coordinating baby boy blue, presenting their first son to the world for the first time. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson kills dreams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 18:00:47 July 23, 2013 18:00:47
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Many nights (they’ve) prayed With no proof anyone could hear In (their) hearts, a hopeful song (They) barely understood Now (they) are not afraid Although (they) know there's much to fear (They) were moving mountains long Before (they) knew (they) could… There can be miracles when you believe Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill Who knows what miracles you can achieve When you believe, somehow you will You will when you believe This could be the lullaby Twi-Hards (perhaps these two who are all over him at the airport in Toronto) have been going to sleep listening to since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s NY daily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 17:24:48 July 23, 2013 17:24:48
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She’s shooting in New York so we’re getting new shots every day. Today Jennifer Aniston stepped out in a hat, denim shorts, a purple tee, and her usual. You know. Yesterday Jen wore white…with more, errm, support. And a black dress with that awful wig. I guess when you’re 44 years old and they still stand up so nice you’d want to show that off? We’re going to get a lot of Jen in the next few weeks. Full Story

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The Iron Lady is coming to TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2013 16:44:36 July 23, 2013 16:44:36
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Oh yeah, and Mark Ruffalo too. I don’t see why I have to keep writing this article. Isn’t that enough? Isn’t it??? Fine. We will continue. The Toronto International Film Festival has just announced its 2013 lineup and, as usual, it’ll be a mega movie star year to kick off award season. Full Story