Sarah Silverman’s bad career move

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 20, 2013 18:35:47 November 20, 2013 18:35:47
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Sarah Silverman is a very funny comic who has written a best-selling book, performs sold out stand-up tours, features regularly in film and television, and is a fixture on comedy specials such as Stand Up 2 Cancer, Just For Laughs, and Comedy Central roasts. By any metric, Sarah Silverman is a successful person and has a healthy and diverse comedy career. Full Story

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Britney kissing in bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 16:28:39 November 20, 2013 16:28:39
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Britney Spears was at work yesterday on a new music video, presumably Perfume? Her hair was totally fried chicken. But there was a model hired to make out with her. Did she enjoy it? Looks that way to me. It looks to me like we’ve just pressed rewind on 10 years. She used to love making out with random hot guys in her videos. Full Story

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Blair Waldorf is marrying Seth Cohen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 15:23:39 November 20, 2013 15:23:39
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Now this is a Breaking News Alert… If it’s true. IF because it’s coming from STAR Magazine. But it’s so amazing let’s hope they actually got it right. Seth Cohen proposed to Blair Waldorf and they’re getting married! Right now there are no details about when it happened, only that it’ll either be a destination wedding or it’ll happen in California. Full Story

Babies are breaking news

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 15:01:03 November 20, 2013 15:01:03
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I reach for my blackberry when the alarm goes off. I scan for Breaking News Alerts. Those are the emails I open first. This morning there was a Breaking News Alert. I readied myself for what could be a big day ahead. The Gossip Adrenaline kicked in… “Kelly Clarkson is pregnant” Very happy for her. Full Story

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The Cambridges get twerked in the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 14:46:18 November 20, 2013 14:46:18
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This picture cracked me up. Will and Kate visited a crime prevention charity yesterday called Only Connect supporting young offenders who are trying to rebuild their lives. (Kind of like the work we do at Covenant House Vancouver. The Covenant House Sleepout is happening tomorrow in Vancouver and Toronto. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Romeo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 14:26:44 November 20, 2013 14:26:44
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Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone I'll be waiting All there is left to do is run You'll be the prince And I'll be the princess It's a love story Baby just say yes Of course. PEOPLE reports that Taylor Swift and Douglas Booth might be happening. Full Story

November 20, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2013 14:11:53 November 20, 2013 14:11:53

Sasha! Kerri says she’s an asshole which is why I’m a few days late on wishing you… HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY! In her defence though – come on – snow angels on a roof in a snowstorm? A shout-out can’t beat that. A shout-out can’t beat your buttery grey Prada bag either. Full Story

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Dear Gossips,

You know what song’s been playing in my head for 12 hours?

It’s just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch

I blame Duana. She sent me a note last night after 9pm:

“Vulture is dissecting Fame in 1998. It’s your porn. Go there now.”

And I didn’t leave.

Remember Cameron Diaz and Matt Dillon? Remember when people went full Twi-Hard over Dawson Leery? Gwyneth was with Ben Affleck. Brad and Jennifer Aniston had just become a thing. Who can resist Gossip Nostalgia?

Click here to get started. But I’m warning you – only if you have the time. Because that sh-t is a black hole.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey 

Lydia 27 years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2013 20:46:23 November 19, 2013 20:46:23
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What Winona Ryder character would you bring back? Which one are you curious about? Who would you want to catch up with? Is it Veronica in Heathers? Or Rina from Lucas? God, I loved Lucas. Charlie Sheen was super hot in Lucas. Whatever happened to Kerri Green? The answer to that question, if you’re Winona Ryder, is Lydia in Beetlejuice. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2013 19:30:28 November 19, 2013 19:30:28

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend turn a motorcycle into a vibrator (Dlisted)

So here’s another reason why I don’t watch that show (The Superficial)

Way better than breaking up over text? (FishWrapper)

Jennifer Lawrence is Nitro, not a wrestler (Cele|bitchy)

Your chance to relive the Beckham wedding (Just Jared)

These two aren’t dressing for the same climate (Hollywood Tuna)

Demi Lovato defends Miley Cyrus (Amy Grindhouse)

Reese Witherspoon’s campaigning for Matthew McConaughey (Pop Sugar)

Minka Kelly in stripes (Popoholic)

Jena Malone thinks she’s Gwyneth Paltrow (Go Fug Yourself)