Nicki got a Bitch Coach

January 15, 2013 18:53:09 Posted at January 15, 2013 18:53:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last fall, when the Mimi vs Nicki Minaj drama first blew up during American Idol auditions, I wrote that Mimi was outplaying Nicki and that Nicki needed a proper Bitch Coach. Click here for a refresher. You can’t lose your sh-t on Twitter and win against the Mimi. Full Story

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The Khaleesi & Ted are still together

January 15, 2013 17:33:42 Posted at January 15, 2013 17:33:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m still tripping that this is a thing -- the Khaleesi and Seth MacFarlane. Check them out, posing separately on Sunday night at HBO’s Golden Globes party after the show. Because I love her, I have tried. I have tried to convince myself that if she’s into it there must be something to be in to. Full Story

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Minka & Chris are official

January 15, 2013 16:51:39 Posted at January 15, 2013 16:51:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They've been official for a few months now, of course, but holding hands while *knowingly* papped is a new stage in a celebrity relationship. This means that they know that we know that they're together and that they're no longer interested in hiding it, nor do they care that we can see it. Full Story

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Pippy’s Suit & Tie

January 15, 2013 16:27:47 Posted at January 15, 2013 16:27:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jodie Foster had to go and f-ck with JT’s intended Sunday night domination, you know? Otherwise he would have monopolised all the post-Globes headlines. Justin Timberlake releases new track -- first time in 6 years! Was it worth the wait? The OJ (Original Justin) is back! And instead he had to share it with whether or not Jodie Foster came out and is retiring. Full Story

Girls, Season 2 Episode 1 recap

January 15, 2013 16:05:32 Posted at January 15, 2013 16:05:32
Duana Posted by Duana
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Girls Season 2 Episode 1 Welcome back, y’all. Season 2 of this little show nobody’s heard about that hasn’t been talked about at all. But I think it’s important, as much as possible, to discuss the show separately from the entire cottage industry of media that has sprung up around it. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain & Tom Hiddleston...?

January 15, 2013 15:36:20 Posted at January 15, 2013 15:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here are photos of Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston at a BAFTA event last year. Apparently they’re dating now. This according to the Daily Mail so...  I hate when that happens. When good gossip happens and then you find out the source is the Daily Mail. Full Story

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January 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 15, 2013 15:11:39 Posted at January 15, 2013 15:11:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amber G! Happy 31st Birthday from Erin who can’t wait to tour the country with you in April and Congratulations on finishing your big grant proposal today! Also, she wants you to know that somehow the Oscars will happen, no matter the distance. And for Verena of GossipCon -- Happy Birthday from the ladies and the man of the group! Full Story

Monday, January 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Ben Affleck, Puffy-Diddy, and Bradley Cooper all dated Jennifer Lopez. They were all at the Golden Globes last night. As was the waiter-bear she picked up along the way. Is that a new record? I feel like Taylor Swift could beat that one day.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 14, 2013 23:29:57 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:29:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s it for our Golden Globe wrap-up...9,500 words later! THANK YOU for your emails. Keep sending them! Tomorrow it’s back to normal scheduling. We’ll get caught up on the stories that were put on hold -- like Justin Timberlake who so desperately wants you to hear him. Also...Britney.

For now, we need to crash. I need to rest for my Mimi. OMG. Two more sleeps until Mimi’s American Idol!

Bradley Cooper says he’s not dating Jennifer Lawrence. Who said they were??? (Dlisted)

I don’t know what’s worse: Rachel Zoe’s foundation or Nicole Richie’s eye shadow (Too Fab)

Oh look. Alexander Skarsgard is freeballing like Jon Hamm (The Superficial)

Oh no. Nina Dobrev’s in “sea foam” too (Just Jared)

There is no shame in going one size up for Christ’s sake. No shame at all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore stays far away from the Globes (Pop Sugar)

When Josh Brolin lost his virginity (Cele|bitchy)

Eddie Redmayne and Robert Pattinson hung out at the bar at the Globes (Socialite Life)

Maybe we’re taking the term “Fashion Mom” a little too seriously, Alba (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What kind of a self-respecting badass takes this loser home to his parents? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

January 14, 2013 23:25:16 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell

January 14, 2013 23:18:04 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:18:04
Duana Posted by Duana
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I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or I say she’s doing some interesting stuff on House Of Lies -- which by last night’s indication is being watched by only the Hollywood Foreign Press – and people counter with films like When In Rome and twee talk show appearances on Ellen. Full Story

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