Jessica Chastain’s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 18:54:16 May 31, 2013 18:54:16
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Here are some photos of Jessica Chastain leaving Venice and then arriving at Heathrow today. I’d like to talk about her nose. I’ve just realised how much I love her nose. If you’ve been reading this blog a while, you’ll know that I have a nose fetish because of how I feel about my own nose. Full Story

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Someday, Someday Maybe – A Novel

Duana Posted by Duana at May 31, 2013 17:30:05 May 31, 2013 17:30:05
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Each summer has historically been a wasteland for Parenthood fans who juuuust got off the anxiousness of wondering whether their show has returned. But this year, there was Monica Potter being delightfully real in yesterday’s Hollywood Reporter Roundtable (click here Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg: dick or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 17:08:03 May 31, 2013 17:08:03
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Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. But there may be a setback. A few of you have sent me this link and I’ve been sitting on this article for a week or so now trying to decide what I think of it. Full Story

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What he does in his room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 16:54:20 May 31, 2013 16:54:20

After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them. Full Story

Jordan Catalano still has great hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 15:29:30 May 31, 2013 15:29:30
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There. You see how easy that was? Duana just stopped whatever she was doing as soon as she saw those two words. Angela Chase is Duana’s spirit animal. If you ever really want to get Duana’s attention, just namecheck Angela Chase, or email her with the title MSCL. She’ll get back to you asap. Full Story

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Is Cameron Diaz’s billionaire boyfriend a sexist douche?

Dean Posted by Dean at May 31, 2013 15:07:28 May 31, 2013 15:07:28
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Yesterday we talked about how Cameron Diaz is set to cash in with a new man worth $4.5 billion. What's she going to have to do for all that money? According to his very pissed off ex-wife, a LOT. Elon Musk has been married twice. The first and longest marriage was to Justine Musk, his college sweetheart who stood by him as he built his fortune. Full Story

George & Matt in the countryside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 14:50:48 May 31, 2013 14:50:48
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George Clooney and Matt Damon were in the English countryside continuing work on The Monuments Men. The photo agency has labelled the other dude as Jean Dujardin...but that doesn’t look like him to me. You? Anyway, what a great opportunity to segue back, again, to Behind The Candelabra. Full Story

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Courtney and Frances Forever

Maria Posted by Maria at May 31, 2013 14:21:20 May 31, 2013 14:21:20
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The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story

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Katie’s so method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 14:01:49 May 31, 2013 14:01:49
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Katie Holmes looked very cheerful yesterday on the set of Mania Days in New York as rumours continue to build that her relationship with co-star Luke Kirby has become romantic. The two have been spending time together off-set, after work. According to the NY Daily News Full Story

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May 31, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 13:43:22 May 31, 2013 13:43:22
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Anni! Happy Birthday and, um, hope the “cheese situation” is going well...? Not really sure what I’m supposed to do about a photo. Is a regular block of cheese ok, or, like, should I include the Jersey Shore, too?  Full Story

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Dear Gossips,

So...you know the Grumpy Cat? That Grumpy Cat just got a movie deal. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Behind The Candelabra, which just posted decade high ratings on HBO, couldn’t get a movie deal because it was “too gay”.  Read Full Intro