Leo is exhausted

January 22, 2013 21:46:08 Posted at January 22, 2013 21:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. I'm now going to take a long, long break. Full Story

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You are not Bruce Willis

January 22, 2013 21:19:02 Posted at January 22, 2013 21:19:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But he’s trying... Gerard Butler made another movie. I know! I mean I don’t! I don’t know why they keep hiring him either! This time, as many people have already pointed it, it’s Die Hard except without Bruce Willis, and Gerry Spittles is alone with the bad guys in the White House trying to rescue the President who might be mad at him for not saving his wife, Ashley Judd. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 22, 2013 20:52:03 Posted at January 22, 2013 20:52:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How journalists reacted to FLOTUS’s dress. Also, I love saying FLOTUS and POTUS (Dlisted)

It’s always a party when Bill Clinton shows up (The Superficial)

Hollywood Sliding Doors: Kelly Kapowski edition (Too Fab)

Natalie Portman’s baby tote (Pop Sugar)

I don’t buy the JGL. I’m sorry, but I don’t (Cele|bitchy)

I missed this at work. F-ck I missed this at work. And everyone said he was tall, lanky, and lovely (Just Jared)

Salma at fashion week in red (Hollywood Tuna)

Something about the way they lit this makes me uncomfortable (Amy Grindhouse)

How many more Channing Tatum baby bump photos will we have to endure??? (Popoholic)

Shailene Woodley still dresses like the girl with the weird foot glove (Go Fug Yourself)

How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter

January 22, 2013 18:29:42 Posted at January 22, 2013 18:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper royal, can talk about weeing and peeing, I will TALK ABOUT MY POO ALL I WANT. Full Story

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Sasha Fierce Lite

January 22, 2013 17:42:03 Posted at January 22, 2013 17:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
John Moore/ Alex Wong/ Justin Sullivan/ Getty

Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

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In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan

January 22, 2013 17:16:46 Posted at January 22, 2013 17:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted Full Story

Forecasting Britney

January 22, 2013 16:49:00 Posted at January 22, 2013 16:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love with Britney Spears through the haze of all her meds -- would have to assume not only the role of boyfriend/fiancé/husband, in quick succession, but also the responsibility of being her governor. Full Story

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Monday, January 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Didn’t think it could get worse than Daniel Craig hosting Saturday Night Live but, as much as I love her, and I do, a LOT, at the end of the season, Jennifer Lawrence just might come away with that distinction. It was terrible.  Read Full Intro

Jakey shaved and under-loved

January 21, 2013 22:21:31 Posted at January 21, 2013 22:21:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

It’s been a while, right?, since we’ve seen Jake Gyllenhaal so clean-shaven? He was hairy for Broadway for several months. Now it’s all come off, here in Georgia, on the set of Prisoners with Hugh Jackman (not pictured). That...is definitely not an electronic cigarette. Sh-t. Full Story

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The hotter Sherlock?

January 21, 2013 21:50:38 Posted at January 21, 2013 21:50:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
T Parisienne/ Splash

My cousin Cat thinks so. She’s big into Elementary. And once in a while on my bbm there will be a sly inquiry about Jonny Lee Miller. Like, are you sure you don’t want to post any photos of him today? I don’t have a strong opinion either way. All I can tell you is that Jacek and I were waiting for the subway in New York a few weeks ago standing right beside him. Full Story

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Inauguration Poetry

January 21, 2013 20:48:50 Posted at January 21, 2013 20:48:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Sweedler/ Shook/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. Full Story

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