Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel

January 14, 2013 14:38:39 Posted at January 14, 2013 14:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

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Globes Best Speech: Adele

January 14, 2013 14:21:47 Posted at January 14, 2013 14:21:47
Duana Posted by Duana
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Why would you ever concern yourself with a speech that was serious? The best ones at the Globes are always the ones that are fueled by that legendary bar and a little over the top and genuinely disoriented.   (I said genuinely.) All it took was two minutes from Adele and I knew everything I needed to about her weekend, what and who she and her friend were going to party with after the show (I suspect an hour at the after-party, then In-N-Out at the hotel), how much fun they had getting ready, and how much time she spent writing the song versus talking about how cool it was to be writing a song in a James Bond film. Full Story

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Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

January 14, 2013 14:10:09 Posted at January 14, 2013 14:10:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. Full Story

Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner

January 14, 2013 13:54:18 Posted at January 14, 2013 13:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING. Full Story

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Best Friends host the Golden Globes: Tina & Amy

January 14, 2013 13:38:42 Posted at January 14, 2013 13:38:42
Duana Posted by Duana
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This is the first time in my memory that we’ve come off an awards show and, of the hosts, gone “f-ck yeah!” They were spectacular, and this was not supposed to be the case. I mean, of course it was but anyone else would have crumbled under the hype. Not our girls.   They were absolutely top-level. Full Story

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January 14, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 14, 2013 13:09:28 Posted at January 14, 2013 13:09:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cole! Happy Birthday! The answer to your question about Lorinda’s double blast? A. The answer is A. Make an appointment. You deserve this gift. Also, Bo and Shay are The Best! Adelia -- Happy Birthday from Nydia! My wish for you this year: I hope you will eventually get to meet Ginger and Scary. Full Story

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Live-Blog! Thanks for joining Dean, Duana, Maria, Sarah, Sasha, and me for the next 3 and a half hours...

Did you hear? The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced another group of presenters on Friday. And Julia Roberts will be there. Is it too much to hope for another Who's Natalie?????? moment? I just want to see her judgy bitch-face when George Clooney makes her talk to Stacy Keibler. Please control room director, please just give us that.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and now Julia -- it's a girl party! It's a drunk celebrities party! 

So we're here until the final credits, and then Duana and I are back tomorrow to break it all down.

Award Season is Gossip High Season.

Yours in gossip,


Friday, January 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

There were certainly some surprises, and even a hit of mega envy face, but overall didn’t it feel like the Critics’ Choice Awards were a dress rehearsal for the Golden Globes? Most of them held back. You could tell from the opening shot.  Read Full Intro

Sienna will be there too

January 11, 2013 21:22:55 Posted at January 11, 2013 21:22:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is currently in LA, yes, because she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe for her work in The Girl. Have you seen it? It’s not a great film but she’s good in it and I was impressed. Sienna’s category is Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television. Full Story

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Emily & Annie

January 11, 2013 21:07:21 Posted at January 11, 2013 21:07:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prada reunion! Feels like it’s been a long time since these two were photographed together. Remember when they presented at the Oscars, side by side? Emily was still engaged to Michael Buble back then! And Annie was still with that sketchy thief! Sh-t, that was 6 years ago... And here they are, Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway, last night at Critics’ Choice, both with new partners now, and both married, both on the awards show circuit -- next up: the Golden Globes on Sunday. Full Story

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Talk Show Ryan

January 11, 2013 20:45:03 Posted at January 11, 2013 20:45:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promotion for Gangster Squad on the talk show circuit is being shouldered, primarily, by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to send Sean Penn out there. And, well, the young ones are just so pretty and fun and polished. Look at Ryan Gosling working late night like a f-cking pro on both Jimmy Kimmel and Conan. Full Story

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