Smutty Tingles

April 2, 2013 18:08:31 Posted at April 2, 2013 18:08:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse? A tattoo of Edward Cullen or this? (Dlisted)

Kate Beckinsale is really, really fit (The Superficial)

I’m not looking at her ring. I’m looking at the strange way her breasts seem to be, um, meeting each other (Too Fab)

Does Headmaster Jolie have a phoenix with healing tears? (Pop Sugar)

Victoria Beckham is way more hardcore than Porny Simpson (Cele|bitchy)

Jeremy Renner gets back to work after baby (Just Jared)

Does this girl remind you of Gina Kincaid? And if you don’t know Gina Kincaid, I don’t know you! (Hollywood Tuna)

The only way Ebola Paris Hilton can make a headline now is by namechecking Kanye West’s girlfriend (Amy Grindhouse)

Rachel Bilson was styled in some really cheap looking clothes for Cosmo (Popoholic)

This week’s edition of The Sh-t People Will Pay For (Go Fug Yourself)

Reese goes brown

April 2, 2013 17:29:18 Posted at April 2, 2013 17:29:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Reese Witherspoon was photographed in Tennessee with her son Tennessee, 6 months now, and husband Jim Toth over the Easter holiday. As you can see, her hair is brown now. For a movie called The Good Lie. Reese will play a woman who befriends a Sudanese refugee and assists him in his struggle in moving to America. Full Story

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Amy Poehler’s new hookup

April 2, 2013 17:04:59 Posted at April 2, 2013 17:04:59
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Everyone loved the Golden Couple of Comedy, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. When they broke up last fall, the internet’s collective heart was broken. They seemed so great! So fun! So funny! But that’s over now, and it’s time to start dealing with the next phase: post-divorce dating. Full Story

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John Mayer confirms it’s over...for now

April 2, 2013 16:46:41 Posted at April 2, 2013 16:46:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Rozman/ Warner Bros, Keystone

John Mayer is on Ellen today. He confirmed to her that he and Katy Perry are over.  Ellen: The last time I saw you. You were at the Grammy’s. You were sitting on the same row as Portia and I with Katy (Perry.) And, I know Katy she is a good friend as well and I know that since then you’re not together any more. Full Story

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Hermione isn’t f-cking around

April 2, 2013 15:24:14 Posted at April 2, 2013 15:24:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Araya Diaz/ Albert L. Ortega/ Getty

Sarah from Cinesnark is the comedy expert around here and I haven’t asked her yet what she thinks of the new red band trailer for This Is The End but me, since I still have the sense of humour of 13 year old, obviously I’m all over it. Full Story

Shia LaBeouf’s man fixation

April 2, 2013 14:50:14 Posted at April 2, 2013 14:50:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

As I mentioned last week, I am loving Shia LaBeouf right now. I love him so much. Because he has been nothing but entertaining. Crazy, but entertaining. Shia was supposed to be on Broadway in Orphans. But he and Alec Baldwin couldn’t stop yelling at each other. Full Story

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Rosario Dawson & Michael Fassbender?

April 2, 2013 14:16:38 Posted at April 2, 2013 14:16:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Rosario Dawson and Michael Fassbender were spotted together in his neighbourhood in London a couple of times this weekend. (Thanks MK!) No confirmation as to whether or not it was more than just a meeting. Or two meetings. And no body language indications either. Still, the prospect is intriguing. Full Story

April 2, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

April 2, 2013 14:05:13 Posted at April 2, 2013 14:05:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cathy M! Happy (Belated) Birthday from Kim ...which means you don’t share this post with anyone else. You’ve been yelling at me for a long, long time, and usually, always, about the love of your life, Victoria Beckham. I hear she’s been replaced though. And that you’re about to join the Stroller Mafia? Congratulations! In your honour -- a look back at when Posh first became a member. Full Story

Monday, April 1, 2013

Dear Gossips,

In honour of our 10 years -- how has it been 10 years!?! -- without Leslie Cheung, I’ve been on a Chinese movie bender for almost a week. Finally got around to seeing Andy Lau’s version of What Women Want, which is garbage.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

April 1, 2013 18:36:23 Posted at April 1, 2013 18:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s jailhouse good luck charm (Dlisted)

Amanda Bynes is in love and blonde and, yes, still nuts (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are all over Brazil (The Superficial)

Jon Snow in Glamour (Just Jared)

The Spears women and their terrible Easter footwear (Hollywood Tuna)

Those Brange kids really do have the best toys (Pop Sugar)

Justin Bieber’s monkey seized (Cele|bitchy)

Chace Crawford has a courtside girlfriend (Socialite Life)

Why Pippa isn’t allowed to throw Katy Cambridge a baby shower (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

This is, like, a cousin or something, right? Brooklyn isn’t dating already, is he??? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Mimi’s Anniversary Easter

April 1, 2013 18:29:06 Posted at April 1, 2013 18:29:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This first photo needs no caption. Just enjoy it. It is meant to be ENJOYED. As previously mentioned, it was Mimi’s birthday last week. Only…she doesn’t call it a birthday. She calls it the 327 Anniversary. God I love her. Anyway, here are some pictures she posted on Instagram of what Nick Cannon did for her on the 327 Anniversary. Full Story