Amanda Bynes and Stephenie Meyer clearly see eye to eye (Dlisted)
Firmly in my Freebie 5 and maybe even lifetime (Too Fab)
Jolie lands in LA (Pop Sugar)
Annie’s pissed at Franco. Again. (Cele|bitchy)
Ireland Baldwin in a bikini (The Superficial)
Pitt covers EW (Just Jared)
Never understood why high-waisted pants get worn. Do you want to make your typically nice ass look average? Wear a pair. (Hollywood Tuna)
Willie Nelson on marriage equality (Towleroad)
Adriana Lima has some fantastic angles (Popoholic)
Kelly Osbourne: Like Father like Daughter (Go Fug Yourself)
You know what’s Good For Gossip? Shia LaBeouf. Hormonal Shia LaBeouf. Are his moods in line with the moon? Whatever. The watching is fun. He’s giving us a lot of fun. As you know, Shia was supposed to be on Broadway in Orphans. Then he quit over creative differences after throwing down with that other queen Alec Baldwin. Full Story
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I’ve already written a big ass essay on how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts that I’m saving to drop on your asses closer to when Iron Man 3 comes out. There’s your advance notice. So take the next few weeks working on your gag reflexes because it will probably make you sick. Full Story
Sean Penn, to me, is crusty in the worst way. He’s pretentious and self-righteous, he grandstands and has no sense of humour (remember his defense of Jude Law at the Oscars?). I find him insufferable. Penn has always had a difficult and angry relationship with the paparazzi – his last serious altercation was 4 years ago (he’s 52). Full Story
But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t unfamiliar with being hit up for cash money these days. Full Story
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For Kerry with love from GossipCon and your beloved future Oscar winners Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Really? You all sat through that sh-t? OMG how much tequila was consumed?! Happy Birthday, Koli! Since you introduced me to this site years ago, it seemed appropriate to toast you here! A VP, a beautiful new mom, a soon-to-be bride, you are kicking ASS this year. Full Story
You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like his dick is on the gas pedal? Your eyes meet a stranger’s thinking the same thing: PLEASE.
That would be Justin Bieber racing around his neighbourhood trying to show off for all the rich people living on his block. If I lived on his block I’d organise a block poster party. Every house on the street would have this propped up on the lawn, or hanging off the security gates, and taped to every lamppost:
Victoria! You were SO great last night! On behalf of LaineyGossip and vitaminwater, THANK YOU for kicking off the Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013 tour! UPDATED: check the vitaminwater Facebook page to see pictures from last night.
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Well f-ck. F-ck all this travel. I'm en route back to Toronto today from Victoria so the schedule's been tight to allow for all the back and forth and as a result... I forgot. I forgot our Holy Lambily Day. I could be excommunicated. Ritchie reminded me, 'thanks God'. Full Story
It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up and down his street aggressively in his new ride, supposedly threatening the safety of his neighbours. Full Story