My Marvel/Vin Diesel nightmare

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 10, 2013 18:57:14 July 10, 2013 18:57:14

I cannot stand Vin Diesel. CANNOT. STAND. I don’t have a good reason for it. (Lainey: I have several.) It’s just an irrational hatred that sprang from sitting through one too many of his terrible movies. I love bad action movies, and have an unusually high tolerance for the special brand of sh*tty actor that often stars in them, but Diesel is a charisma black hole that destroys everything around him, including my will to live when I’m watching one of his movies. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 18:45:47 July 10, 2013 18:45:47

What? George Clooney doesn’t do phone sex? (Dlisted)

Beyonce glitters, fine. But how does she get her hand to wrap around like that!? (Too Fab)

In other words, she’s talented but lazy. Great. (The Superficial)

George Clooney is single and smiling (Just Jared)

Supermodels in cropped skinny pants (Hollywood Tuna)

H7 is two years old! (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch will drive, and read poetry at the same time, and I will roll my eyes (Cele|bitchy)

YES Harry Shum Jr. YES. (Towleroad)

The bridesmaid raps (Romance Beat)

Miley and Liam’s Canadian reunion (Hollywood PQ)

Keira’s back on honeymoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 18:31:44 July 10, 2013 18:31:44
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Keira Knightley’s been in Seattle shooting Laggies. She stepped in to replace Anne Hathaway who decided to work on Song One instead, produced by her husband Adam Shulman. Does it seem like those two keep getting crossed in the mail? Becoming Jane/Pride & Prejudice, both were up for Selena Kyle, Steve Carell movies, and should Keira have played Emma Morley in One Day? Anyway, Keira’s back in in London now, with her husband of two months, James Righton, seen here today arm in arm, in newlywed mode and enjoying the summer. Full Story

Danielle Jonas Catches The Snitch

Dean Posted by Dean at July 10, 2013 17:39:49 July 10, 2013 17:39:49
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Danielle Jonas is pregnant and now we’ve got some problems. The first problem is how much do I have to explain about who Danielle Jonas is? She’s at a particularly weird point in the celebrity life cycle where some people (ME!) know enough about her to make fun of her decorating taste and yet lots of other people (although probably not many regular readers of this blog) are going to be like “who? It’s pronounced ‘Danielle Fishele’. Full Story

Charlie Hunnam is not Henry Cavill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 16:54:39 July 10, 2013 16:54:39
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Yet. Ever? As you know, Henry Cavill is no longer with Gina Carano. He’s now with the Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco. Because he’s Superman and a movie star now…? Man Of Steel is a Warner Bros property. So is Pacific Rim, starring Charlie Hunnam who’s been dating jeweller designer Morgana for a few years now. Full Story

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Her Name is Anne and She Dances Like a Dork

Dean Posted by Dean at July 10, 2013 16:12:20 July 10, 2013 16:12:20
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Of course she’s into vinyl! Of course she is. I’m not coming for Anne Hathaway today (or ever), and I’m not here to challenge you if you’ve got an interest in vinyl records. That doesn’t change the fact though that Anne Hathaway is Hollywood’s #1 hardly loved try-hard AND that vinyl is the try-hardiest possible way for someone to enjoy music. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman’s motorbikes and kitten heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 15:08:23 July 10, 2013 15:08:23
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A friend of mine just bought a motorbike. He took a couple of weeks’ worth of lessons, then waited a few more weeks for his road test, then bought a starter Harley and tricked it out with all kinds of modifications – it’s all matte, it’s louder, and there’s something to with something else but these are not the kind of details I memorise. Full Story

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Ben’s directors’ lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 14:23:56 July 10, 2013 14:23:56
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Ben Affleck was out for lunch yesterday in LA with David Fincher. Was it a directors’ meeting? Or was it an actor meeting with a director? For all Fincher’s acclaim, it’s actually Ben who’s directed an Oscar-winning picture, and not the other way around. Se7en, Fight Club, The Social Network vs Gone Baby Gone, The Town, Argo – what do you think? That’s not a bad throw-down, non? Not a foregone conclusion either. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan promote Turbo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 13:56:36 July 10, 2013 13:56:36
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A sparkly Blake Lively showed up at the NY premiere of Turbo last night to support her husband, Ryan Reynolds. She wore Burberry and a fresh, dewy summer face. Blake held hands and posed with her brother and, presumably, his kids, but, as far as I can see, there are no red carpet shots of her with Ryan, which is so interesting to me, this Hollywood convention. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

My answer to the question “who’s been your best interview” is probably boring for most. It’s not Angelina Jolie or George Clooney. I always feel like it’s a letdown when I say Dustin Hoffman.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2013 20:52:44 July 9, 2013 20:52:44

If I were Amanda Bynes’s stylist, the next wig I would bust out is Sailor Moon (Dlisted)

Seeing these photos, I really don’t know why she and Gerard Butler couldn’t make it last (The Superficial)

This beautiful man made Ryan Lochte and porn sound… good (FishWrapper)

Celebrities are kissing Jay-Z’s ass on Twitter (Pop Sugar)

You think Jen wants Justin to wear his costume home from work? (Celebitchy)

Angelina Jolie scouts in Hawaii (JustJared)

Olivia Munn is soooooooooo pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like Julianne Hough's lace white shorts (Popoholic)

Rihanna has to walk off a private jet by herself. Mimi says that’s amateur. (Amy Grindhouse)

I … what… um… can’t process what Fergie is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself)