Martha Stewart to Gwyneth: stay in your lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:33:32 October 15, 2013 15:33:32
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Those are not the words she’s saying, Martha Stewart. In fact, the words that are coming out of her mouth, if you saw them in print, would seem supportive. Read these words without the tone… “I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house and I’ve never seen how she lives. Full Story

Gwyneth complains, Anna listens?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:27:32 October 15, 2013 15:27:32
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The MET Gala this year – the theme was punk and Gwyneth Paltrow wore a pink dress that wasn’t punk at all and complained that it was too crowded because so much riffraff was allowed in, remember? "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. Full Story

Women on Their Backs

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 15:20:55 October 15, 2013 15:20:55

Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 3 recap Hard not to see, right? Everywhere women are on their backs, waiting for something to happen to them (in one memorable case, orgasm that never arrived) and it’s men who stand there and demand results one way or another. This is true in the case of the quadruplet story, which to me was way underdeveloped – let’s meet the mother who was so unaware of what was going on!  What does this mean for her? – as well as in the “Betty is thwarted in her quest for children, which may actually just be her quest for the Pretzel King” endeavour. Full Story

Next: Jamie Dornan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:11:13 October 15, 2013 15:11:13
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Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Johnson…none of them are interested. Charlie Hunnam isn’t interested. Ian Somerhalder and Joe Manganiello ARE interested but EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, who can’t convince Robert Pattinson to give her more visuals to finger herself to, thinks she can do better. Full Story

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It’ll be over soon, Charlie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 14:33:15 October 15, 2013 14:33:15
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Here’s Charlie Hunnam on the set of Sons Of Anarchy yesterday after quitting Fifty Shades Of Grey this weekend. Click here if you missed my post yesterday analysing his decision. Did Charlie Hunnam not have the balls to play Christian Grey? Or did he have the balls to NOT play Christian Grey? I think he had the balls to NOT play Christian Grey. Full Story

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Tina and Amy. Twice.

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 14:17:47 October 15, 2013 14:17:47
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I mean, it’s a no-brainer. Isn’t it? Tina and Amy have done the impossible – they’ve secured hosting spots for the Golden Globes for the next two years in a row. They were awesome, everyone agreed. They were awesome because they A) Didn’t pull any punches – they left everything on the floor; and B) Were equal opportunity offenders – Taylor Swift jokes weren’t the only ones that landed (they’re just the ones that everyone remembers some 10 months later); and finally, and most importantly… C) They didn’t f*cking care if you liked it. Full Story

Blake & Ryan return to the birthplace of their love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 14:05:24 October 15, 2013 14:05:24
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived in New Orleans on Sunday where he’ll be shooting a new movie called Selfless. The significance of New Orleans? Well, that’s where they shot Green Lantern…when he was still married to Scarlett Johansson. The relationship did not develop until after he and Scarjo were over but Blake was into it, totally. Full Story

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Is this the New Normal?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 13:51:35 October 15, 2013 13:51:35

Homeland Season 3 Episode 3 recap Did you love it? Did you sit at the end of the episode and go “That’s my satisfying episode of Homeland”? You didn’t, did you? Look, I can’t claim they’re playing things safe. If they were, Brody would still be in hiding somewhere within striking distance of the CIA, and Carrie would be sneaking in to see him while maintaining her bad poker face at work, and we’d all be snarking about how they were just running the same race over again, second verse same as the first. Full Story

October 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 13:37:36 October 15, 2013 13:37:36

Jennifer! Happy Birthday with love from Jessica! Look forward to meeting you on Friday at The Social. What an honour and responsibility – we’ll get your weekend started off right! Here are Jesse Pinkman and “Jake Ballard” by request. Please tell me you’re watching Scandal…right? Full Story

Monday, October 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I’m trying to figure out why Bruce Willis, who currently has nothing to promote, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s not like he just showed up at 11pm and read the cards. You spend several days there.  Read Full Intro