Now they’ll all be fainting

March 22, 2013 15:47:52 Posted at March 22, 2013 15:47:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James McAvoy is currently playing Macbeth on stage in London. Last night, according to several witnesses who tweeted about it, an audience member fainted. He came off the stage, called for emergency staff, then went back on stage and continued the fight scene that had been interrupted. Full Story

Norman Reedus and a puppy

March 22, 2013 15:25:42 Posted at March 22, 2013 15:25:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

I can’t get through an episode of The Walking Dead. Because I can’t do guts. Sorry. It’s a deficiency. The zombie visuals are too gross. I wish I could be more hardcore, I do. What I do end up doing is stopping now and again for the scenes involving Norman Reedus, way more the flavour than Officer Rick. Full Story

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Tom Hardy: the puppy and the PA

March 22, 2013 15:11:47 Posted at March 22, 2013 15:11:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Tom  Hardy + Puppy, for the weekend. So it’s ok if you f-ck around today, rendered useless from so much cute. And please I don’t want to think about the puppy after. Like when the movie wraps and he’s all, wait a minute, I was so boss for a few weeks there and everyone cared about me and now why is my life so ordinary? Whose puppy is it anyway? Do we have to wait ‘til the junket to find this out? At least give us a name. Full Story

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March 22, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 22, 2013 14:46:58 Posted at March 22, 2013 14:46:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Wenmei Hill Photography

Louise! Happy Birthday with love from Janelle who made the following request in your honour: Ryan Gosling in a tuxedo, Colin Farrell casual sexy, and cheesy Taylor Lautner. Done! To Rachel who’s bummed out from Marilla who understands -- Channing Tatum (at the GI Joe UK premiere earlier this week) and Tim Riggins are here to temporary relief, and you should really, really listen to your friend because 3 seasons of Veronica Mars would actually help even more. Full Story

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the clip of Tina Fey on Inside The Actors Studio yet? I won’t spoil it for you if you haven’t -- attached below. Tina, obviously, is the best, and everyone’s girl crush, including Duana, the Duana who once urged parents  Read Full Intro

If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart

March 21, 2013 20:22:59 Posted at March 21, 2013 20:22:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton is so tech-savvy. Full Story

Tiger thinks he’s Brange

March 21, 2013 19:48:21 Posted at March 21, 2013 19:48:21
Maria Posted by Maria

How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 21, 2013 19:28:30 Posted at March 21, 2013 19:28:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds bows and flats for Paris in LifeStyle

I watched all of it too (Dlisted)

What Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are naming their son (The Superficial)

PRAISE THE HOLY TWI WE HAVE BEEN SAVED! (Too Fab)

Faith and Tim go castle-touring (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls Meryl Streep and doesn’t sound like a pompous ass for once (Cele|bitchy)

How Matthew McConaughey’s wife told him to hold on to his nuts (Just Jared)

I can never remember Ashley Benson’s face (Hollywood Tuna)

Old time gay and sweet (Towleroad)

Miley looks like she’s in a great mood...hours before Liam comes home (Popoholic)

I suppose it’s not the worst dress I’ve ever seen (Go Fug Yourself)

This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

March 21, 2013 18:20:30 Posted at March 21, 2013 18:20:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Veronica Summers/ Splash

There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Beyonce for H&M

March 21, 2013 16:44:41 Posted at March 21, 2013 16:44:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you in the face while you commute, will read: "Beyoncé as Mrs Carter in H&M" Look, putting aside how you feel about her and how tired you are of choking on her ego, let’s examine this from a brand marketing perspective because it’s quite intriguing. Full Story

How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored

March 21, 2013 16:03:49 Posted at March 21, 2013 16:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

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