My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes

January 3, 2013 18:37:09 Posted at January 3, 2013 18:37:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that sh-t off Twilight anyway. And while I still haven’t seen Twilight 5, Robert Pattinson didn’t ever look 17, in any of those movies. Full Story

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Grimaldi babies

January 3, 2013 18:02:14 Posted at January 3, 2013 18:02:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of Serenity's first priority. 18 months after they married, tearfully, there has yet to be an announcement. Full Story

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Single for award season

January 3, 2013 16:14:22 Posted at January 3, 2013 16:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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These are photos of Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper from December 7, 2012 at an event for Silver Linings Playbook and director David O Russell. They seemed fine. Between these pictures and Christmas though, Zoe and Bradley broke up. He went off to Europe with his family and though she was expected to be on that trip too, she spent NYE in Miami with friends. Full Story

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the new movie star

January 3, 2013 15:19:55 Posted at January 3, 2013 15:19:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. He’s already in the mix for the next Batman, carrying into DC/WB’s Justice League movie, and now he’s been revealed as the late entry into Marvel’s casting pool for the lead role in Guardians of the Galaxy, as space captain Peter Quill/Star-Lord. Full Story

January 3, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 3, 2013 14:36:19 Posted at January 3, 2013 14:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jacqui! Good luck today and keep fighting, keep staying positive. You know how I know you’ll be great? Kristi asked me yesterday for new photos of your one true love, Michael Buble, and, a few hours later, new photos of Michael Buble were released. These are for you.   Full Story

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2013 be as Great For Gossip as 2012. I’ve a feeling it will be. After all, a Baby Royal is expected -- and a snake too! -- on the same timeline(ish) as Porny’s second and Kanye West’s girlfriend, like tiered gossip for every appetite, and how very democratic: the Cambridges for fine dining, Porny at the mid-level, and Kanye West’s girlfriend is totally fast food at the mall.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 2, 2013 22:08:16 Posted at January 2, 2013 22:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we’re trying to get home to Vancouver today and the dashboard start going wonky on the freeway from Tofino to Nanaimo. We suspected it might be the battery. The good news is that we didn’t go to the ferry terminal and stall on the boat and block hundreds of other people. The bad news is that we are stuck on the side of the road in Nanaimo. But hey, I have my air card and can still do Smutty Tingles, although charging the aircard through the car’s cigarette lighter was what caused this mess.

Anyway, I think maybe we have figure out  how not to be stranded which is why I won’t be blogging anymore today. Be back tomorrow!

So... is this, like, a mother-daughter package deal? (Dlisted)

Happy New Year LeAnn Rimes in a bikini (The Superficial)

Porny and Jennifer Hudson are skinny together. Skinny, obviously, equals WORTHY (Too Fab)

Oh nooo... NEVER. These aren’t staged AT ALL (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum and his baby bump in St Barts (Cele|bitchy)

He’s right. HOW COULD THIS NOT BE LOVED ENOUGH??? (Just Jared)

Milla Jovovich in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Old men will always marry young girls (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Simpson in a bikini (Popoholic)

Faith Hill’s football thighs (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL

January 2, 2013 18:44:28 Posted at January 2, 2013 18:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having one of the best years in Hollywood, with a proper franchise on her resume (Hunger Games) and, presumably, about to receive her second Oscar nomination, at just 22, she is NORMAL. Full Story

Taylor & Harry’s NYE kiss

January 2, 2013 17:40:42 Posted at January 2, 2013 17:40:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harry Styles flew in from London to join Taylor Swift on NYE in New York where she performed at the Times Square Dick Clark show. They kissed at midnight. And then held hands arriving at her hotel later on, as he carried his sleepover bag inside with him. Taylor Swift is starting 2013 with a proper boyfriend! Video of the kiss is below. Full Story

Paulina’s plans for 2013

January 2, 2013 17:31:02 Posted at January 2, 2013 17:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the cover for the new issue of FLARE -- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of Canadian legend Wayne, who, according to the magazine, “has set her sights on the entertainment business”. Which is a great way of saying she just wants to be famous. I wrote about Paulina back in May Full Story