March 26, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 26, 2013 14:25:33 Posted at March 26, 2013 14:25:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sheena, I’m sorry for your loss. And I agree -- you need a laugh. I also agree that Justin Bieber is good for one. Enjoy. To Tina re: Iginla -- you’re right, it’s not happening with the Flames. And, really, don’t you think Feaster should have moved on this sooner? As for Iggy’s list -- can you imagine him playing with Sidney Crosby? PS. Full Story

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Monday, March 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Well, I guess we’re stuck with Gerard Butler for a while longer. Because Olympus Has Fallen managed an opening weekend of $30 million. Is it the Die Hard formula? Is it the revenge porn? Is it ... North Korea Sucks porn? A foreign-faced enemy is magic at the box office and Hollywood seems to thrive whenever there’s an unhinged foreign leader making headlines.  Read Full Intro

His and her travel footwear

March 25, 2013 19:13:32 Posted at March 25, 2013 19:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t push him to not have a girlfriend, especially this girlfriend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 25, 2013 17:15:38 Posted at March 25, 2013 17:15:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is pretty much how I picture Mr & Mrs Timberlake. He’s the cat and she’s the dog (Dlisted)

Do you think the Blue Ivy Carter’s shoes will ever touch the ground? (Too Fab)

Not even 6 Cocos could help him up (The Superficial)

Michael Buble’s f-ck you song (Just Jared)

Didn’t know they still sold tops like these (Hollywood Tuna)

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CAN’T THEY BE HOLDING HANDS!?! (Pop Sugar)

Do we have to? Do we have to smoulder so hard when we’re courtside? (Cele|bitchy)

Is this a movie about Matthew McConaughey? (Socialite Life)

Is it over for Nina and Ian? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Hilary Duff looks really good in these shorts (I'm Not Obsessed)

Porny props up her baby

March 25, 2013 16:17:14 Posted at March 25, 2013 16:17:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Fergie edition

March 25, 2013 15:45:26 Posted at March 25, 2013 15:45:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Full Story

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Girlcrushes in Boston

March 25, 2013 15:21:37 Posted at March 25, 2013 15:21:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are good friends. Jennifer Lawrence is shooting the new David O Russell movie in Boston. Emma Stone was spotted in Boston this weekend. Are they hanging out? Let’s assume yes. There’s also a Bradley Cooper connection too. Cooper and Lawrence are working together for the third time. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s best date

March 25, 2013 14:56:33 Posted at March 25, 2013 14:56:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is Helen Mirren. He presented her with the Empire Legend Award in London last night. Look at this woman. She is spectacular. She is spectacular in that dress. She is spectacular with the coat on top of it. She is spectacular all the time. And did you see Phil Spector on HBO last night? I watched it on a screener last week and couldn’t sleep afterwards, Al Pacino was so f-cking creepy. Full Story

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Searching for Patrick Dempsey

March 25, 2013 14:40:18 Posted at March 25, 2013 14:40:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Outbreak? Patrick Dempsey and his monkey? Brad Pitt is looking for him. This was my first thought seeing the new trailer for World War Z. Brad is Dustin Hoffman. Is he looking for Patient Zero? Does he have a multipurpose assistant like Cuba Gooding Jr? How was he a stunt helicopter pilot AND a scientist AND a sharpshooter AND a bodyguard ALL AT THE SAME TIME!?! Anyway, as you can see below, “outbreak” is what they’re going with here as promotional strategy for Brad’s mega expensive summer movie, opening in June. Full Story